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Umah GPR Edisi "Meroyan Raya"

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 Author| Post time 20-2-2020 02:12 PM | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 19-2-2020 10:31 AM
alah.. pacat lintah nyamuk pon tangki kecik..
tp cer tgk bila sedut cane apo jd..

sbb tangki di'ekor' beso. buleh kembang mcm stokin
mcm stokin? sbb tu irg mkn x kenyang2 ni dipanggil perut stokin?
haah...klu lintah tu...bygkan dia sedut darah dr sebeso kelingking
nampak mcm x kenyang je..besonye jadi...
uish...takut puloks!


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 Author| Post time 20-2-2020 02:15 PM | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 19-2-2020 10:34 AM
main cak2 ke.. cuit2 ke, dtg bawak bau busuk ker wangi ker.. is x suka..
tu kacau gak, x suka :ma ...

sbb mod me nk duk lepak, tu dia dtg tu
nk ajak main jugak
dengki sbb mod me buleh rileks...hahaha

klu la hijab terbuka & ada main cak2
haru...x cukup bantal kain nk tutup muka
seb baik hijab kucen x terbuka
dh la penakot. nampak sipi2 pun dh laju larinye..
klu nampak betul2, mmg x sempat lari. pingsan dulu


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 Author| Post time 20-2-2020 02:17 PM | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 19-2-2020 10:36 AM
mmm.. org yg biasa gali kubur siang mlm xde kot nk takut, kot?
jaman dia sihat siang ke mlm ke, s ...

tu mmg berani tu..
dtg cak2 harus kena debik je
klu mcm tu orgnye, hantu pun takut nk dekat
mesti dia buleh ubat2 org 'kan?
& mesti dia dh tgk mcm2 rupa dh..

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Post time 24-2-2020 11:02 AM | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 20-2-2020 02:09 PM
kucing bertanduk?
dah tumbuh daaa....

kalo kucem terbang? hadekah kitty yg ank tgk pepetang tuh?
kitty kuasa pelangi unikon rama2?

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Post time 24-2-2020 11:04 AM | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 20-2-2020 02:12 PM
sbb tangki di'ekor' beso. buleh kembang mcm stokin
mcm stokin? sbb tu irg mkn x kenyang2 ni dipan ...

lintah pacat nyamuk kutu.. seme isap darah x hengat donya..

plg x menahan nyamuklah.. isap sampai pecah perut


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Post time 24-2-2020 11:07 AM | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 20-2-2020 02:15 PM
sbb mod me nk duk lepak, tu dia dtg tu
nk ajak main jugak
dengki sbb mod me buleh rileks...hahah ...

alah.. kalo x tbuka pon hijab, kalo udah takdir nk jumpa..
tetap jugak blh nampak jelmaan tu..

mcm kawan my pren, bkn tbukak hijab tp sbb da takdir nampak je..
ada cikpon tompang tenggek atas kete kat my pren kat lpt

org nk rilek dtg kacau tu cr pasal namanya

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Post time 24-2-2020 11:09 AM | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 20-2-2020 02:17 PM
tu mmg berani tu..
dtg cak2 harus kena debik je
klu mcm tu orgnye, hantu pun takut nk dekat

mcm2 dia nampak mcm2 dia tgk..yg dtg ngacau ada.. yg jd dlm liang lahat pon ada..
tu yg dia slalu pesan, masa idup jgn buat yg bkn2..selawat istighfar zikir slalu..

sbb blm pape dlm lubang kubur pon da ada yg menanti kalau x kena gaya


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 Author| Post time 27-2-2020 11:48 AM | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 24-2-2020 11:02 AM
kalo kucem terbang? hadekah kitty yg ank tgk pepetang tuh?
kitty kuasa pelangi unikon rama2?

...

hahaha...kitty tu pinjam kuasa unicorn la tu
nk jgk terbang. unicorn bg pinjam la


kucen x pernah nengok pun kartun tu..huhuhu


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 Author| Post time 27-2-2020 11:50 AM | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 24-2-2020 11:04 AM
lintah pacat nyamuk kutu.. seme isap darah x hengat donya..

plg x menahan nyamuklah.. isap ...

yg pecahkan perut nyamuk tu manusia...hahaha
belum kenyang dh kena tampar setepek

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 Author| Post time 27-2-2020 11:53 AM | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 24-2-2020 11:07 AM
alah.. kalo x tbuka pon hijab, kalo udah takdir nk jumpa..
tetap jugak blh nampak jelmaan tu..
...

penat terbang kot cik ponti t
sbb tu tumpang bertanggek
landing sat sbb nk rasa angin...hahaha

seuka2 ati dia nk menjelma ye
abis tu, mcm mana dgn kwn tu?
brenti kereta, brek mengejut @ makin laju pecut?
cik ponti nk pesan la tu, jgn pecut laju2 watu malam...bahaya


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 Author| Post time 27-2-2020 11:55 AM | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 24-2-2020 11:09 AM
mcm2 dia nampak mcm2 dia tgk..yg dtg ngacau ada.. yg jd dlm liang lahat pon ada..
tu yg dia slalu ...

seramnye klu mcm tu
dia diberi mata yg boleh lihat semua tu
tp mesti ada jugak yg x percaya dia cerita 'kan?


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Post time 28-2-2020 02:46 PM | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 27-2-2020 11:48 AM
hahaha...kitty tu pinjam kuasa unicorn la tu
nk jgk terbang. unicorn bg pinjam la

xlah.. nak terbang dia pinjam rerama punya..
pinjam unikorn nanti dia jd kucem betanduk

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Post time 28-2-2020 02:47 PM | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 27-2-2020 11:50 AM
yg pecahkan perut nyamuk tu manusia...hahaha
belum kenyang dh kena tampar setepek

ni x penah tgk la ni..
pecah perut kena tampor x sempat kenyang da kena..
kalo dibior mmg sampai x larat terbang dek besor perut..
tp mmg ada yg mati sbb tlebey isap darah



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Post time 28-2-2020 02:48 PM | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 27-2-2020 11:53 AM
penat terbang kot cik ponti t
sbb tu tumpang bertanggek
landing sat sbb nk rasa angin...hahaha

dia brenti tepi jln.. da brenti br nampak signboard rnr..
msk blk da ok

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Post time 28-2-2020 02:51 PM | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 27-2-2020 11:55 AM
seramnye klu mcm tu
dia diberi mata yg boleh lihat semua tu
tp mesti ada jugak yg x percaya dia  ...

x caya tu biasa la.. mende x nampak dmata..
slalu apa nampak dlm situ akn sama bila sifat si mati cengini cenggini..
kadang xde nampak apa.. tp jenuh nk adjust liang lahat masa nk turunkan mayat..
kadang elok siap, roboh.. kena adjust blk.. kadang jumpa yg berair x larat nk timba


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 Author| Post time 1-7-2020 11:28 AM | Show all posts
assalamualaikum...
lama beno x berporem
PKP, PKPB, skarang dh PKPP
mcm PK ada & mcm2 nk kena PK...
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Post time 26-7-2020 08:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Halooòooòoo
assalamualaikum
Lama menau tak jengah la,

Apa kabau semua?
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Post time 26-7-2020 08:50 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 28-2-2020 02:51 PM
x caya tu biasa la.. mende x nampak dmata..
slalu apa nampak dlm situ akn sama bila sifat si mati ...

Alo pak sedara. Hehehe
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Post time 26-7-2020 08:51 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
kucingkarate replied at 1-7-2020 11:28 AM
assalamualaikum...
lama beno x berporem
PKP, PKPB, skarang dh PKPP

waalaikumussalam. Sama la kita
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Post time 27-7-2020 11:26 AM | Show all posts
hest replied at 26-7-2020 08:50 AM
Alo pak sedara. Hehehe

isk.. sejak bila plak ank sedara pandai2 masuk porem neh?
nk kena rotan ke haper?

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