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Kids Are Smarter Than You Believe !!!
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1.Don't change horses - until they stop running.
2.Strike while the - bug is close.
3.It's always darkest before - Daylight Saving Time.
4.Never underestimate the power of - termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but - How?
6.Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.
7.No news is - impossible
8. A miss is as good as a - Mr.
9.You can't teach an old dog new - Math
10.If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust - Me.
12.The pen is mightier than the - pigs.
13.An idle mind is - the best way to relax.
14.Where there's smoke there's - pollution.
15. Happy the bride who - gets all the presents.
16.A penny saved is - not much.
17.Two's company, three's - the Musketeers.
18.Don't put off till tomorrow what - you put on to go to bed.
19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as - Stevie Wonder.
21.Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.
22.If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you - See in the picture on the box
24.When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way.
25.A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.Better late than - Pregnant
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman, without any say about it...
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, the n drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitche n floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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haku nak tau version the wife yg become man pulak.... |
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Balas #208 LostSoul\ catat
losol darling, have you had a sex change operation without telling me?
its a joke thread, hence that was a joke. hehe.
hi there cretin...how are you today? still hallalucinating ( I cant spell that one).....wanna hallalalaucinate together? er...halaluciante, haluciante, hallalueci?
wheres the dictionary when i need it?? |
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yelah...dah lelaki tu tinginnak jadi wifey....wifey tu musti tuhan tukarkan amik tempat the hubby kan? |
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Reply #229 qurnia's post
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entah la sis, wa tak pikir panjang sampai tu tapi bia u mensyen menda ni terus teringat thread kecibung lol BJ deep throat dunno ala why |
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Reply #231 qurnia's post
ok la uuuuu at least dia update maknanya the remedy tu workss  selalu org bukak thread tak tau apa ending dia ni kira the one yg happy ending |
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Reply #226 truly's post
Heya truly.... Still around, I'll just drop in one a while only. Fortunately, my days of hallucinating are over & I don't intend to hallucinate anyway. My last hallucination was caused by a very strong prescription drug, I don't even take a panadol if I don't really have to....
Anyway, if you make selection of illusions available.... Why not. Cuz, my last hallucination scared the hell of my mom. She stayed up all-nite besides me and few days after that.... That was scary...
Breakfast already? You stayed late today, usually you'll be gone by 9am...  |
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Reply #231 qurnia's post
beb, betulla.. very clear.. anyhow, deep throat can make me puke..  :
nak kena blaja kung fu dulu baru leh buat.. |
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uppppppppppppppppp hheheheheh |
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Reply #237 LostSoul's post
hi los...today tak payah baca jokes...there're so many jokes around here....
nak tergelak ada, kesian & heran pun ada |
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Reply #238 misy's post
hahahah.. misy sis, itu klaka serammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yg mampu meng ignite muntah darahhhh
ni klaka best.. ekekekek |
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Huh.... Tu apa tu? Kat atas tu.... Dah kena pangkah cam cerita Ali Baba dgn 40 penyamun tu.... Dah kena mark dah!! This thread will be next on the list..... Tapi selamat kot pasal takde kaki nak join..... |
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Post time 14-3-2008 04:25 PM
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how r u today, beautiful? hahaha... oh yeah.. i think people been asking me that today.. perhaps it because of my new avatar? heh heh.. thats my chosen man.. 
