Hawk's Corner - Jokes and Romantic Stories n Quotations

TheHawk

Originally posted by holmes at 19-5-2007 01:22 PM

Nice one hehehe!

TheHawk

Originally posted by holmes at 19-5-2007 01:26 PM
hom like this one....

Awu lawa album dorg hehehe! Macam2 ada!

holmes

  cam gambar yg sebuting atu ni Hawk...

holmes

nda tau if this one ada udah kah inda....

so hom post sja...

VACUUM

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful

Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this #....!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client...!!!

TheHawk

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"



[ Last edited by  TheHawk at 24-5-2007 01:52 PM ]

holmes

gambar2 ni Hawk yg email hom... hom save and upload kat bucket...

[ Last edited by  holmes at 24-5-2007 01:47 PM ]

holmes

PartII.

holmes

Part III.

TheHawk

Originally posted by holmes at 24-5-2007 01:37 PM
gambar2 ni Hawk yg email hom... hom save and upload kat bucket...

Thank you holmes!
Do you think you can post the ppt version here holmes?

The ppt version is much more beautiful cos you can listen to a song as the full screen slides moves along!

holmes

sowie Hawk eye... kenot..

nda dpt only for pictures and gif. files sja..

TheHawk

Originally posted by holmes at 24-5-2007 03:10 PM
sowie Hawk eye... kenot..

nda dpt only for pictures and gif. files sja..

Nda mengapa holmes, you have done well already. Siapa2 yang kan mau pps version, please pm me your email addy, I'll email it to you! Just make sure your inbox  is not full.

TheHawk

I See A Blonde Joke !!!!

DkNatasah

Originally posted by TheHawk at 27-5-2007 07:00 PM
I See A Blonde Joke !!!!

adehhh ma kesian jua napa tia kejadiannya cam atu

TheHawk

RELAXING

One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady
came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No
No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was
totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to
him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more
educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is
looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

TheHawk

STAR WORLD CHANNEL

Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all
around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"

TheHawk

IN BRIEF

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a
fit of inspiration takes his shoes
off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant,
socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says
here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' .

holmes

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day.  

The lion thought its prayers were answered. When one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo.   
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too  much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.   

The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas to me?


The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle  ... but... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '
   
Moral of the Story .... Better to be a Lion in your own country than a Monkey elsewhere AND check your VISA entry.. kekekee

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