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niy.. posted on 12-7-2013 01:00 PM 
limau apa semua tu
bukan ke lagi bahaya ...kalau perut kosong ??
ye ke??
ahahahaha
tetiba plak aku konpius!
harus kena belek2 balik buku kesihatan kat umah....
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niy.. posted on 12-7-2013 12:57 PM
kalau boleh mmg tak mo tinggal puasa kan
jenuh nak ganti
tp tu la kering tekak... pekena ais.....nikmat tak terkata 
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dino posted on 12-7-2013 02:23 PM
tp tu la kering tekak... pekena ais.....nikmat tak terkata
macam abg ajim lah....
berbuka nak jugak2 minum minum yg sejuk2 walopon tak de ais...
air yg di simpan dalam freezer - tempat sejuk beku tu...
aku bebel camne pun - dia buat derk aje.....
now dah start batuk2 jugak tu... 
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dino posted on 12-7-2013 02:24 PM
mmg sodap plak bunyi not in the well...
dedulu aje jokes pasal 'in the well' ni....
indian jokes ke hapa - lupa dah
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hoccay - here the jokes :
Mother's letter to a son
My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.
Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love - Mom.
P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
enjoy guys!
Last edited by chekshu on 12-7-2013 02:41 PM
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chekshu posted on 12-7-2013 02:49 PM
baca surat tu memang boelh gelak guling2....
write slowly katanya - sebab anak dia tak bleh bac ...
itu si ayah koje... ade 500 org bwh die.... dlm kubur.... takleh blah sungguh 
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dino posted on 12-7-2013 03:22 PM
ade gak bahan gelak aku hari ni
kan??/
aku tengah meyong sangat2 ni...
tak larat dah rasanya nak mengadap monitor ni....
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chekshu posted on 12-7-2013 03:24 PM
kan??/
aku tengah meyong sangat2 ni...
aku pun nak tido je nih.... relaks je berselipar di hari jumaat.... santai habis.....
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another jokes :
Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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hidup lagi rupanya bod ni Last masuk rasanya masa zaman AF3 kot |
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morning  |
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hyie posted on 13-7-2013 01:36 PM
hidup lagi rupanya bod ni Last masuk rasanya masa zaman AF3 kot
salam uols....
ha'ah... masih hidup lagi beb! 
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i love this cat!
kalo lah boleh bela kucing kat umah
memang akan carik lah sekor grumpy cat nih!
 Last edited by chekshu on 15-7-2013 03:21 PM
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Post time 12-7-2013 02:23 PM
takde apa2 yg berlaku katanya.... 
