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Post time 6-9-2005 09:17 AM | Show all posts
GEORGE CARLIN POST 9-11 (His wife recently died...)

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's could write something so very eloquent ...and so very appropriate post 9-11. A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more
problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.


We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. . Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin
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Post time 14-9-2005 08:45 AM | Show all posts
Try this ....


One teacher said, "I felt like they were all moving...but slowly.
Kinda like, they were breathing." The pictures attached are used to
test the level of stress a person can handle. The slower the
pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress. Alleged
criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly; however,
senior citizens and kids see them standing still. None of these
images are animated - they are perfectly static.









pala makin nyut.... adeh.........:kant:
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Post time 14-9-2005 09:04 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by virgomal at 14-9-2005 08:45 AM
Try this ....


One teacher said, "I felt like they were all moving...but slowly.
Kinda like, they were breathing." The pictures attached are used to
...



V, me dah tengok dah pictures tu...ada yg gerak perlahan sangat but ada yg stand still aje :cak:
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Post time 14-9-2005 09:07 AM | Show all posts
inah.. confirm ko ni senior citizen terjerat dalam badan wanita umur doplohan tahun :bgrin:
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Post time 14-9-2005 09:10 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by virgomal at 14-9-2005 09:07 AM
inah.. confirm ko ni senior citizen terjerat dalam badan wanita umur doplohan tahun :bgrin:


heheh....iyer lah tu :nana::nana:
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Post time 19-9-2005 09:22 AM | Show all posts
Hari nisfu sya'aban adalah hari dimana buku catatan amalan kita selama
setahun diangkat ke langit dan diganti dengan buku catatan yang baru.


Catatan pertama yang akan dicatatkan dibuku yang baru akan bermula
Sebaik sahaja masuk waktu maghrib,
(15 Sya'aban,19 Sep bermula pada 14 hb sya'aban, 18 Sep sebaik sahaja
masuk maghrib)


Berikut adalah antara amal ibadah di hari Nisfu Sya'aban:
1. Selepas solat maghrib, Solat 2 rakaat sunat nisfu sya'aban Rakaat 1
:
baca Al-Fatihah & surah Al-Qadar 1x Rakaat 2 : baca Al-Fatihah & surah
Al-Ikhlas 3x


2. Membaca Yasin 3x selepas solat Maghribnya
i) Selepas Yasin pertama : mohon dipanjangkan umur untuk beribadat
kepada Allah


ii) Selepas Yasin kedua : mohon rezeki yang halal untuk beribadat kepada
Allah


iii) Selepas Yasin ketiga : mohon ditetapkan iman dan Islam & mati di
dalam iman & pohonlah segala yang baik....


Kemudian baca Istighfar 11x & selawat 11x


Baca doa nisfu Sya'aban (ada didalam Yasin Majmuk)


3. Baca surah ikhlas 1000x


4. Berpuasa pada siangnya


Abul Khair Al Talaqaani r.a. mengira nama2 malam Nisfu Syaaban sebanyak
22.  Antaranya yg termasyhur adalah:
1. Malam Dimustajabkan Doa
2. Malam Pembahagian Takdir
3. Malam Rahmat
4. Malam Berkat
5. Malam Pengampunan (Taubat)
6. Malam Penebusan
7. Malam Syafaat
8. Malam Penulisan
9. Malam Keagungan dan Kemuliaan
10. Malam Rezeki
11. Malam Hari Raya Para Malaikat
12. Malam Penghidupan


Antara kelebihan bulan Sya'aban:


1. Sesiapa berpuasa sehari dalam bulan Sya'aban maka Allah haramkan
tubuhnya dari api neraka dan dia akan menjadi teman kpd nabi Allah Yusof
di dalam syurga.


2. Riwayat dari Osman Bin Abi Al-As, Sabda Nabi Muhammad (saw): pada
Malam nisfu sya'aban setelah berlalu 1/3 malamnya, Allah turun ke langit
dunia lalu
berfirman: adakah orang-orang yang meminta maka Aku perkenankan
permintannya, adakah orang yang meminta ampun maka aku ampunkannya,
adakah orang yang bertaubat maka aku terima taubatnya dan diampunkan
semua orang mukmin lelaki & perempuan, melainkan orang yang berzina atau
orang yang berdendam marah hatinya kepada saudaranya.


Sebaik-baiknya minta ampun dengan ibubapa sebelum hari nisfu sya'aban
kerana amalan kita akan terhalang dari diangkat ke langit sekiranya kita
derhaka/berdosa dengan ibubapa kita.


Wallahua'alam
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Post time 19-9-2005 03:48 PM | Show all posts
dpt nie dr email (frm my ex-kelig)...

Sometimes  in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your  life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh  
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe  
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who  convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just  waiting for you to open it.
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Post time 19-9-2005 03:51 PM | Show all posts
LET'S SHARE THIS DEED .......

AL-MAJID,
AL-WAHID,
AL-WAJID,
AL-AHAD,
AL-SAMAD,
AL-QADIR,

plz dont ignore......... 1 Minute for Allah

Step 1:

Say with your heart and tongue:

*SUBHANA'LLAH

*ALHAMDULI'LLAH

*LA I LAHA ILLA'LLAH

*ALLAHU AKBAR

*ASTAGHFIRU'LLAH

*LA ILAH ILLA'LLAH, MUHAMMADUN RASULU'LLAH

*ALLAHUMMA SALLY WA SALLEM WABAREK ALA SAYYEDINA MUHAMMAD

Step 2:

Contemplate in their meaning sentence by sentence and word by word

Step 3:

Forward this email onto at least seven other people

Result 1:

Within hours you have caused a multitude of people to remember,
praise and glorify The Almighty ALLAH

Result 2:

Within hours you have caused a multitude of people to Salute, pray
for and glorify the Prophet (P.B.U.H.)

Result 3:

Within hours at least seven people would have prayed for you with
Angels saying AMEEN, INSHA'A'LLAH

NOW.......... Sit back and watch the power of ALLAH work in your
life for doing the thing that you know HE loves.
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Post time 20-9-2005 12:47 AM | Show all posts
Gardenia bread Tips on buying Gardenia bread

There is something interesting........

When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or "softness"?

Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie.

They are:

Monday - Blue,
Tuesday - Green,
Thursday - Red,
Friday - White,
Saturday - Yellow.


i.e.: So if today is Thursday, you would want red twist tie not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)!

The colors go alphabetically by color Blue - Green - Red - White -Yellow, Monday thru
Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers.

DO have different twist ties, and even the one with the plastic clips have different colors. Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping.
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Post time 27-10-2005 01:16 PM | Show all posts

Nama-Nama Jawa Pilihan

Sesiapa yang berhajat nak menimang cahaya mata, bolih le kalau nak
consider nama2 yang di bawah ni.....

semuga "sejuk perut ibu mengandung" hehe...

Pilihan nama jawa yang bagus2 diperturunkan.eloklah guna nama ini untuk
anak...

Pilihlah yg anda berkenan:-

Pandai tanam bunga - Rosman.
Pandai membaiki kereta - Karman
Average dalam golf - Parman
Pandai dlm penulisan - Suratman
Gagah perkasa - Suparman
Boleh mendengar sambil berjalan - Wakiman
Selalu bertanya - Azman (loghat jawa bunyi Asman)
Pandai buat kuih - Paiman
Pakar jualan - Salman
Pakar pasal alam sekitar - JASman (Jab. Alam Sekitar)
Pandai melukis, tulis sajak, nyanyi lagu - Saniman
Doktor gigi - Sugiman
Supaya cepat naik pangkat - Yasman
Bakal kaki pukul dan dera orang - Deraman
Yang ada darah Bengali - Baiman
Pandai organise skim cepat kaya - Pakman (Te'Lo)
Mat rock - Rokman
Jadi polis trafik - Saman
Pakar kunci - Lokman
Baik budi pekerti - Budiman


Ada lagi... ..
Buat kerja ala kadar - Kadarisman
Suka bagi orang susah - Sukarman
Suka mengada-ngada - Ngadiman
Dua alam - Herman
Paling tak guna - Koman
Selalu sakit - Deman
Kalau yang kuat berlawan - Ultraman
Yg suka main daun terup poker -Pokerman

hehehe.. :bgrin:
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Post time 27-10-2005 01:50 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by virgomal at 27-10-2005 01:16 PM
Sesiapa yang berhajat nak menimang cahaya mata, bolih le kalau nak
consider nama2 yang di bawah ni.....

semuga "sejuk perut ibu mengandung" hehe...

Pilihan nama jawa yang bagus2 di ...

kelakar seh
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Post time 1-11-2005 02:37 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by virgomal at 27-10-2005 01:16 PM
Sesiapa yang berhajat nak menimang cahaya mata, bolih le kalau nak
consider nama2 yang di bawah ni.....

semuga "sejuk perut ibu mengandung" hehe...

Pilihan nama jawa yang bagus2 di ...

lepak sey baca.. lol
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Post time 2-11-2005 11:38 AM | Show all posts

Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf

Subject: RE: E471

Dear,

Thank for your email concerning the ingredients use in our products.

The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf would like to hereby clarify that all beverages
used by us in all The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf outlets DOES NOT contain any
animal extract and our food DOES NOT contain any pork, lard or alcohol.

As for Starbucks food and beverages, please refer to them directly.

Our Tiramisu does not contain alcohol and the raspberries are marinated in
sugar syrup.

The E471 or mono- and diglycerides used in our powders are from food grade
glycerine with partially hydrogenated soybean oil.

Thus it does not contain any animal origin, pork or lard.

I am please to inform you that The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is in the midst
of applying for Halal Certification.

Should you need further clarification, please do not hesitate to contact
me.

Regards,

ST (Embedded image moved to file: pic32726.gif)
Shukor Talib
Project/Catering Manager

The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf (S) Pte Ltd
211 Henderson Road #06=03
Henderson Industrial Park
Singapore I59552
Tel: (65) 6272 0036 ext 335
Fax: (65) 6272 0026
HP: (65) 9238 0468
Email: [email protected]
Website: http://www.coffeebean.com.sg
ROC No.: 199605163K
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Post time 2-11-2005 09:07 PM | Show all posts
selagi takde sijil halal jgn mimpi lah aku beli dari korang....
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Post time 2-11-2005 09:11 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by virgomal at 27-10-2005 01:16 PM

Bakal kaki pukul dan dera orang - Deraman

yang ni betul.. aku dah pernah jumpa
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Post time 8-11-2005 11:02 AM | Show all posts
tak tau lah korang dah penah baca ni ke tidak or kat thread ni dah ade...... saye main post aje.


*SOLVE A MURDER CASE*

Its 8 a.m. on Sunday morning, a woman shockingly finds her husband lying
> on
> the floor in pool of blood and a
> huge knife full of blood lying besides his corpse. She immediately informs
> the cops and they arrive in 15
> minutes.
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> Cops start questioning! everyone at bungalow.!
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> Deceased's wife said - She was sleeping when murder took place so she has
> no
> idea who did it.
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> Butler said - He was cleaning the rooms upstairs at that time.
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> Gardener said - He was gardening and cutting the grass when murder
> occurred.
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> Maid said - She went post office to collect business mails.
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> Deceased's daughter said - She was cooking meal.
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> Deceased's Son said - He was working out at terrace of the bungalow while
> listening music so couldn't hear any
> sound outside.
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> Who is lying? - The one lying is the murderer.
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> Wife said she was sleeping at 7.30 a.m. - Possible
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> Daughter was cooking meal at 7.30 a.m. - Possible
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> Butler was cleaning - Possible
> Gardener was busy in garden - Possible
> Son was at terrace - Possible
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> Maid said she was at post office - NOT POSSIBLE
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> Post offices are never open on Sundays!
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Post time 8-11-2005 11:37 AM | Show all posts
erk... confirm tak terjadi kat singapore... singapore post centre kat paya lebar bukak maa on sunday
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Post time 8-11-2005 02:54 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by virgomal at 8-11-2005 11:37 AM
erk... confirm tak terjadi kat singapore... singapore post centre kat paya lebar bukak maa on sunday

aku baru nak cakap.. kau lagi pantas dari aku..  so CL cerita kau ni cerita zaman dinosaur.. buang aje..:cak:
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Post time 9-11-2005 09:53 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 8-11-2005 02:54 PM

aku baru nak cakap.. kau lagi pantas dari aku..  so CL cerita kau ni cerita zaman dinosaur.. buang aje..:cak:

wa punya suka ah..... cerita zaman dinosaur ke zaman aper ke ..... wa peduli ape seh. :jeler:
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Post time 9-11-2005 07:17 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by CrazyLady at 9-11-2005 09:53 AM

wa punya suka ah..... cerita zaman dinosaur ke zaman aper ke ..... wa peduli ape seh. :jeler:



buat lah crita kumbang terbang ker.. ayam berlaga ker... ni apesal sampe nak memancung mancung... :hmm:
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