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JJ dapat SMS ni smalam...its a joke actually....here it goes.....
Which is the place where Man & Women both have Curly Hair???
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WHAT!!!
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Jeez Shame on you
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Dirty Mind..
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its's AFRICA...my fren.. |
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Originally posted by puteri81 at 31-8-2004 08:49 PM:
:lol :lol
JJ nak share lagik ni....
"There r 7 words I can describe U as a good fren.....
Kind...Adorable....Nice...Attractive..Sexy...Amicable...Intelligent
Soi in short u r...K.A.N.A.S.A.I lollol:lol |
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SMS yg selalu aku dapat & suka nak dapat:
"call me tonight k?" |
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MASA BERCINTA MARAH PON MANIS
BARU KAHWIN LAGILAH MANIS
DAPAT ANAK PENGALAMAN MANIS
BILA TUA YANG ADER CUMA
KENCING MANIS!!!! |
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"LIFE ENDS WHEN U STOP DREAMING
HOPE ENDS WHEN U STOP BELIEVING
LOVE ENDS WHEN U STOP CARING
SO DREAM, HOPE & LOVE......LIFE
IS BEAUTIFUL" |
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Life is like a movie,
wen ur happy-COMEDY
wen u rsad,-DRAMA
wen u got enemy,-ACTION
& when u face e mirror,
_(0)(0)_
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HORROR! |
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I cannot hide this from u anymore. I don't want to hurt u & I feel its best if I tell u b4 u hear from someone else...
"EGGS INCREASED 30 CENTS". |
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This SMS is strictly intended for CuteReadersOnly. But,Since U Received it,there must be A Technical Error for which The Sender Deeply Apologizes |
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DPT DARI ANAK BUAH SEMALAM
EvErYtImE i HeAr mY MsG tOnE.
I AlWaZ HoPe 1 oF Em cOmEs fRm u.
My sImCrD HaS LiMtD MemoRy
bUt mY SimHeArT HaS UnLiMtD SpAcE
4 sUmOnE sPeCiAl LiKe U....... |
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If a raindrop was a kiss,
id send u shower,
if a hug was 2nd,
id send u an hour,
if smiles were water,
id send u the sea,
& if luv was a person,
id send u me... |
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When u need someone..
To be there for you..
I will juz sit..
(>*<)(>"<)
(I (<? I)
(_,_) (_,_)
right beside you.... |
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....want to enlarged your private organs without going thru any surgery?....no gimmicks...no pills......
.....use a magnifying glass.... :bgrin: |
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Nunggu SMS dari Loli ni
nak makan BK |
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me sampai sekarang,masih belum tau nak SMS...i hardly use my pre paid card phone....i beli card $18 dah 4 bulan i think still got balance $8 ....
i can live without handphone,but cannot live without computer and
cari.comom ..... |
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WAKAKAKAKA
tadi pagi antar sms kat faiza... berbunyi begini...
Ciuman PERKENALAN di pipi
Ciuman SAYANG di kening
Ciuman KEKASIH di bibir
Ciuman NAFSU di dada
dan yang terakhir
Ciuman PALING PANAS di SETERIKA!!!
CUBALAH!
siot... minah tu balas...
PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANG
PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANG
PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANG
PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANG
PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANG
PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANG
PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANG
PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANG
penuh screen hp akuk...:gila: |
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pagi ni baru dapat SMS pasal ada 5 year old boy in critical condition in NUH needs A+ blood platelets immediately..
NUH Ward 40 ICU
Ask for Mr Adnan. |
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Ah beng's wife was in labour but instead of taking her 2 hospital, he took her to pizza hut!
Y?
B'coz they promise........
'FREE DELIVERY'.... |
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Originally posted by SweetCandy at 27-1-2005 11:06:
penah received this kind of sms.. lepak siot..lol
:lol..ada lagi satu...
nasib wanita:
kahwin india kaki TODI
kahwin cina kaki 4D
kahwin mat salleh LUPA DIRI
kahwin melayu TAK CUKUP SATU NAK KAHWIN LAGI...... |
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Category: Negeri & Negara
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Post time 30-8-2004 02:33 PM
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