Usage: It was a scurvy trick to play on a helpless old lady, but he was desperate for money and therefore went along with the plan to swindle her out of her life savings.
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
During my school days my English teacher, late Mr Fan Yew Teng, I think most of us knew him as a politician. He said the longest word in English is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious; 34 letters. But now a new 45 letter word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest English.
This Turkish word of 70 letters claims to be the longest word.
Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine. Anyone can pronounce it...
Post time 24-8-2011 03:17 PM
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