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Post time 17-2-2006 09:40 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 17-2-2006 04:38 PM

:ah::ah::ah:

patut lah selalu rasa macam tak cukup cukup




ooo ko sagitaurus...

kambing kan?
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Post time 17-2-2006 10:04 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by deaf4ever at 17-2-2006 09:40 PM




ooo ko sagitaurus...

kambing kan?

merepek aje kau..
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Post time 17-2-2006 10:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by deaf4ever at 17-2-2006 09:40 PM




ooo ko sagitaurus...

kambing kan?


ada eh horoscope sagitaurus :stp:
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Post time 17-2-2006 10:31 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by deaf4ever at 17-2-2006 09:40 PM
ooo ko sagitaurus...

kambing kan?

...sagitarius...half man half animal (kuda agaknya)...sebab tu dia mengganas semacam jer...heh
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Post time 18-2-2006 06:30 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by blackmore at 17-2-2006 10:31 PM

...sagitarius...half man half animal (kuda agaknya)...sebab tu dia mengganas semacam jer...heh [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/blackmore/emots/jerangkung.gif[/I ...



jadi ni yang kepala manusia badan kuda ke
kepala kuda badan manusia?

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Post time 18-2-2006 12:33 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by deaf4ever at 18-2-2006 06:30 AM



jadi ni yang kepala manusia badan kuda ke
kepala kuda badan manusia?


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Post time 18-2-2006 12:37 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by deaf4ever at 18-2-2006 06:30 AM



jadi ni yang kepala manusia badan kuda ke
kepala kuda badan manusia?




kepala kuda badan manusia dah mcm binatang2 kesayangan pak mat jer... seperti kuceng2 yaya & yoyo dan juga si semut biru...
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Post time 18-2-2006 03:22 PM | Show all posts
tgh berdebar2 nih....
nak kena tembakk
arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post time 18-2-2006 03:35 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ai_ai_ai at 18-2-2006 03:22 PM
tgh berdebar2 nih....
nak kena tembakk
arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

apsal?... siapa dah aim senapang kat kau?
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Post time 18-2-2006 03:53 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 18-2-2006 03:35 PM

apsal?... siapa dah aim senapang kat kau?


boss...
semalam outstesen tinggalkan kejer tak siap...
arghhhh...... isnin nih ingat nak cabut ler....
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Post time 19-2-2006 12:02 AM | Show all posts
ai ai chip...
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Post time 19-2-2006 05:45 PM | Show all posts
sekali bah, sekali pantai berubah
mendung tidak bererti nak ujan
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Post time 20-2-2006 12:02 AM | Show all posts
seblom ujan sedia kan payung...
kalu dah ujan suruh ani angkat jemuran...
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Post time 21-2-2006 02:01 PM | Show all posts
The trick is that you have to watch the car very closely because it will do something funny as it comes from behind the tree. The sound is also kind of low, you might want to turn it up.

Funny car trick
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Post time 22-2-2006 09:53 AM | Show all posts
hari ni ok sikit.. but gonna be beezee la these few weeks.. :kant:
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Post time 23-2-2006 11:12 AM | Show all posts
Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 org anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi
iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu hari mereka berpakat utk kawinkan anak2 ni serentak.

Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu pun bercadang untuk pegi honeymoon. Siti pegi honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke Pulau Tioman, Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor.

Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, "nanti jgn lupa hantar berita pada mak dan ayah. Ceritakan macam mana honeymoon korang. Tak payah tulis panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas, padat
dan cepat."  panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan pada anak2nya.

Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti yang bertulis 'Standard Chartered'. Tercari2lah kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard Chartered dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang bertulis
"Besar,  teguh dan peramah".. Bahagialah Si Siti rupanya..

Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis 'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis "Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang  terakhir" Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...

Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni bertulis KFC'. Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Hingga Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya...

Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah dan Pak Mat dah risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak.. masuk minggu ke tiga baru sampai surat dari Suri dengan isi kandungannya "AIR ASIA".

Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sbb tak sabar nak tau apa yg jadi kat anak bongsunya.

Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau nak  senyum atau menangis.. Apa motto iklan itu...??

"7 KALI SEMINGGU..3 JAM SEKALI.. NON-STOP!!"
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Post time 23-2-2006 11:14 AM | Show all posts
Panadol Extra

Today in the local news paper there is warning not to purchase "Panadol Extra - Batch No.: 050292". This Panadol shipment has been exposed in the heated area at W/H, if the person takes one capsule it will affect his kidney and may damage it. Take care.

The original code # is 050208. Please share with everyone you know.

Very Important:
DO NOT take panadol unless you really need it and the pain is too much, because panadol has effects on the liver functions.
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Post time 23-2-2006 11:15 AM | Show all posts
from email~

Subject:HALAL Case Ref  No.:MUI-06-000669

Question:
Assalamualaikum,saya ingin komen tentang hal  yg terjadi tadi siang sewaktu saya dan suami berbelanja di NTUC di White Sand di PASIR RIS...Tempat timbang bagi barangan DODO yg tertera HALAL itu dikongsi sama dengan daging babi (HAM) yg dijual disitu.. setelah melihat kejadian itu, saya letak balik barang2 yg telah saya ambil kerana merasa WAS WAS...Setelah itu saya pergi ketempat memjual nuggets yg tertera HALAL dan alangkah terkejutnya saya melihat disebelahnya diletak Pork nuggets...
Dengan segerav saya berjumpa dgn  manager  disitu dan yg mengecewakan dia berkata tentang tempat timbang barangan DODO n daging babi (HAM) itu harus dikongsi kerana mereka tak mampu untuk membeli tempat timbang satu lagi dan dia bertanya ke saya..Kamu tahu tak berapa mahal harganya? Dia kata kan pekerja saya memakai sarung tangan apabila memegang daging babi itu jadi apa masalahnya? Tentang pork nuggets itu dia bilang saya...KENAPA KAMU TAKUT KALAU2 Pork nuggets itu bisa spill ke nuggets yg Halal?? Adakah itu  jawaban yg munasabah?? Saya ingin mendapat pandangan dari anda tentang masalah  ini....Saya merasa WAS WAS tentang barangan
yg haram diletakkan bersebelahan  dengan yg HALAL...Juga tentang kongsinya tempat timbang itu untuk barangan DODO  yg HALAL dgn daging babi(HAM) yg dijual disitu....apakah pandangan anda?


From: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, February 08, 2006  4:28 PM
Subject: HALAL  [MUI-06-000669]

Assalamualaikum wr wb

Terima kasih diatas email anda dan perihatin dalam pemakanan halal.

Untuk pengetahuan anda, NTUC Supermarket di White Sand tidak mendapat pensijilan halal dari Muis. Oleh itu kita tidak ada kuasa untuk memasti atau  memberi arahan kepada pihak pengurusan NTUC Supermarket di White Sand supaya mengasingkan produk halal dari yang tak halal. Dari email anda, kita boleh membuat rumusan bahawa pihak pengurusan NTUC Supermarket di White Sand tidak sensitif kepada pelangan Muslim mereka. Walau bagaimana pun, saya akan mengutarakan email anda kepada Pegawai Halal NTUC Supermarket, En Jamaludin untuk mengambil tindakan yang sewajarnya.  En. Jamaludin adalah Pegawai Penghubung Halal Islam antara
Muis dan NTUC Supermarket di Singapura.

Di samping itu saya ingin menasihat puan supaya tidak melangani NTUC Supermarket di White Sand sehingga pihak pengurusan NTUC White Sand mengubah sikap kurang sopan terhadap pelanggan Islam mereka. Dengan ringkas, lebih baik kita pulaukan NTUC Supermarket di White Sand kerana kuasa pembeli terletak di tangan pelangan mereka.

Wassalam
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Post time 24-2-2006 04:57 PM | Show all posts
Birthdays: (Look below for your characteristics)



January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove




If you are a Dog: A very loyal and sweet person.Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends,all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Mouse: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Lion: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Cat: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Turtle: You are near to perfect and nice at heart.The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people.You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.You are generous enough.Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected.In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Panther: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk.You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group.Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Monkey: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!


Aries punya MOUSE :bgrin::bgrin:
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Post time 24-2-2006 05:11 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gadis_aries at 24-2-2006 04:57 PM
Birthdays: (Look below for your characteristics)



January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 ...




saya punya DOVE....
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