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Sardarji Jokes..
Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody will be
there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.
A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why?
Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL".
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!
Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
19 sardars went for a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of 19, they replied that the film is only for above 18+..
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm
sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what!!! take an umbrella and go.
"Santa! Your daughter has died!"
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
On a romantic date sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring?
He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?
Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore
after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Sardar said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.
Why can't sardars dial nine-eleven (911) at emergency? Becoz, they can't find the eleven on the phone.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says: Drink quickly.
Wife asks: why??
Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll you divide, you've 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply next year.
Sardar's wish: when i die, i want to die like my grandpa who died
peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving....
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked: what you are doing?
He said: i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why
he did so? "It's doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "to start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning. |
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korang smua dah tau ke belum? pasal latest henpon nye video going ther rounds?
budak2 pompuan dalam secondary two gitu tiga orang pukul lagi satu budak girl 14 tahun gitu kat satu tangga flet hdb?
ni kira pukul bantai non stop...video clips dia 4 minit...
ni tu hari dah kecoh kat forum2 spore semua, tapi skarang dah masuk straits times dah, pasal i think semua dah tau...
aku cuma heran, orang cakap brutal la, takde peri kemanusiaan la pasal kena tendang kat kepala semua...
tapi mungkin ni cuma nak join geng ke apa ke... |
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Originally posted by deaf4ever at 19-6-2006 01:08 PM
korang smua dah tau ke belum? pasal latest henpon nye video going ther rounds?
budak2 pompuan dalam secondary two gitu tiga orang pukul lagi satu budak girl 14 tahun gitu kat satu tangga flet hd ...
budak gini tunggu law ajar.. baru tahu brutal ke tidak
kalau nak join geng kena bantai dulu.. nampak sah otak letak kat kasut.. |
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Originally posted by Browneyes at 19-6-2006 01:13 PM
budak gini tunggu law ajar.. baru tahu brutal ke tidak
kalau nak join geng kena bantai dulu.. nampak sah otak letak kat kasut..
aku seram sey nengok budak2 skarang...
dulu eh, time cam secondary kalo naik bas tingkat dua tingkat then kalo ada cam abang2 or orang2 tua, kita smua duk senyap, hormat.
skarang budak2 , aku nengok cam sec one gitu, kira cam those mak masih sikatkan rambut nye umur la, wah, jalan ngan geng, cam ada kepak lak... seram wei..mau kang terlanggar, benjol kepala wei kena hempuk .. |
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Originally posted by deaf4ever at 19-6-2006 01:21 PM
aku seram sey nengok budak2 skarang...
dulu eh, time cam secondary kalo naik bas tingkat dua tingkat then kalo ada cam abang2 or orang2 tua, kita smua duk senyap, hormat.
skarang budak2 ...  |
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Originally posted by deaf4ever at 19-6-2006 01:21 PM
aku seram sey nengok budak2 skarang...
dulu eh, time cam secondary kalo naik bas tingkat dua tingkat then kalo ada cam abang2 or orang2 tua, kita smua duk senyap, hormat.
skarang budak2 ...
biasalah tu dep...
kalau jalan dgn members, aksyen berani...cuba jalan sorang...agaknya jalan pun mata tengok bawah aje.... |
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Originally posted by Browneyes at 19-6-2006 01:25 PM
kalau ada abang dlm bas kau senyap eh?.. aku tunggu dorang senyum
ala...cam ko tau kan dulu kan pegi balik sekolah smua naik bas....bas lak double deck, smua duk atas , blakang sekali...
pekik2 buat kelakar, then nanti kalo those abang2 rocker ke apa kan naik, terus semua senyap ah....
hormat beb.
those days eh smua pakai bas, budak2 skarang dah tak buat cam gitu lagik... |
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Originally posted by gadis_aries at 19-6-2006 01:28 PM
biasalah tu dep...
kalau jalan dgn members, aksyen berani...cuba jalan sorang...agaknya jalan pun mata tengok bawah aje....
tapi budak2 skarang seram la aku aires,
sapa2 pun bleh jadi mangsa gitu...
nari sokkabar melayu, two pages on bullies in school... aku glimpse thru tapi cam dia interview budak2 sekolah la kes buli..
sokkabar omputeh pun..
aku rasa ni artikels keluar pasal the hanphone videos tu dah spreead luas... nari forum straits times, member of public dah hantar surat dah pasal kes video schoolgirls tu. |
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weiii korang gi jawab la weii...
ingat, jawab ngan manis...tak mau kena tuduh cam kes kecubong tu hari, ntah hapa hapa ntah terus cakap something like " cam gini spore jawab, baik tak yah datang " or something....
kesian la aku nengok kedai2 kat joo chiat complex tu, bisnes drop kot... korang promote la sikit eh, thank yewk |
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Iman semut dan manusia
Di zaman Nabi Allah Sulaiman berlaku satu peristiwa, apabila Nabi Allah Sulaiman nampak seekor semut melata di atas batu; lantas Nabi Allah Sulaiman merasa hairan bagaimana semut ini hendak hidup di atas batu yang kering di tengah-tengah padang pasir yang tandus. Nabi Allah Sulaiman pun bertanya kepada semut: " Wahai semut apakah engkau yakin ada makanan cukup untuk kamu".
Semut pun menjawab: "Rezeki di tangan ALLAH, aku percaya rezeki di tangan ALLAH, aku yakin di atas batu kering di padang pasir yang tandus ini ada rezeki untuk ku". Lantas Nabi Allah Sulaiman pun bertanya: "
Wahai semut, berapa banyakkah engkau makan? Apakah yang engkau gemar
makan? Dan banyak mana engkau makan dalam sebulan?"
Jawab semut: "Aku makan hanya sekadar sebiji gandum sebulan".
Nabi Allah Sulaiman pun mencadangkan: "Kalau kamu makan hanya sebiji gandum sebulan tak payah kamu melata di atas batu, aku boleh tolong".
Nabi Allah Sulaiman pun mengambil satu bekas, dia angkat semut itu dan dimasukkan ke dalam bekas; kemudian Nabi ambil gandum sebiji, dibubuh dalam bekas dan tutup bekas itu. Kemudian Nabi tinggal semut didalam bekas dengan sebiji gandum selama satu bulan.
Bila cukup satu bulan Nabi Allah Sulaiman lihat gandum sebiji tadi hanya dimakan setengah sahaja oleh semut, lantas Nabi Allah Sulaiman menemplak semut: "Kamu rupanya berbohong pada aku!. Bulan lalu kamu kata kamu makan sebiji gandum sebulan, ini sudah sebulan tapi kamu makan setengah".
Jawab semut: "Aku tidak berbohong, aku tidak berbohong, kalau aku ada di atas batu aku pasti makan apapun sehingga banyaknya sama seperti sebiji gandum sebulan, kerana makanan itu aku cari sendiri dan rezeki itu datangnya daripada Allah dan Allah tidak pernah lupa padaku. Tetapi bila kamu masukkan aku dalam bekas yang tertutup, rezeki aku bergantung pada kamu dan aku tak percaya kepada kamu, sebab itulah aku makan setengah sahaja supaya tahan dua bulan. Aku takut kamu lupa".
Itulah Iman Semut !
IMAN MANUSIA ?
Di zaman Imam Suffian, ada seorang hamba Allah yang kerjanya mengorek kubur orang mati. Kerja korek kubur orang mati bukan kerja orang ganjil. Bila ada orang mati, mayat terpaksa ditanam, oleh itu kubur perlu digali dulu. Tetapi yang ganjil mengenai hamba Allah ini ialah dia tidak gali kubur untuk tanam mayat.
Sebaliknya apabila orang mati sudah ditanam, waris sudah lama balik kerumah dan Munkar Nakir sudah menyoal, barulah penggali ini datang ke kubur untuk korek balik.
Dia nak tengok macam mana rupa mayat setelah di INTERVIEW oleh Munkar Nakir. Dia korek 1 kubur, 2 kubur, 3 kubur, 10 kubur, 50 kubur sampai 100 kubur. Lepas itu, penggali pergi kepada Imam Suffian dan bertanya kepadanya: "Ya Imam, kenapakah daripada 100kubur orang Islam yang aku gali, dua sahaja yang mana mayat di dalam nya masih berhadap kiblat. Yang 98 lagi sudah beralih ke belakang?". Jawab Imam Suffian:" Diakhir zaman hanya 2 dari 100 umat Islam yang percaya rezeki itu di tangan Allah. 98 orang lagi tidak percaya bahawa rezeki di tangan Tuhan". Itulah sebabnya apabila umat Islam tertekan dengan SOGOKAN duit yang banyak, biasanya,iman dia akan beralih. Nyatalah iman semut lebih kuat dari iman manusia.
Kata Saidina Ali kepada Kamil: " ILMU ITU LEBIH BAIK DARIPADA HARTA,
ILMU MENJAGA ENGKAU DAN ENGKAU MENJAGA HARTA, ILMU MENJADI HAKIM, HARTA DIHAKIMKAN, HARTA BERKURANGAN APABILA DIBELANJAKAN DAN ILMU BERTAMBAH APABILA DIBELANJAKAN".
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takpe nanti suruh si Izzana jawab....dia mmg aktif kat sana  |
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tk tau nk tepek maner.....
Dpt sms dari cik Sal_bole smlm tapi Put lupa nk tepek...sori cik...
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Penampilan istimewa dari Ust. Abd. Shafi Nurul Anwar sebagai narrators pada malam itu dan juga persembahan nasyid tempatan seperti JUNIED, MUNIR & AL-JAMAAH.
Tiket2 berharga S$20 dan anda akan mendapat cenderahati khas dari madrasah. Bus percuma akan disediakan bermula jam 6.30ptg di City Hall MRT.
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Originally posted by matz_rockz at 22-6-2006 08:52 AM
Iman semut dan manusia
Di zaman Nabi Allah Sulaiman berlaku satu peristiwa, apabila Nabi Allah Sulaiman nampak seekor semut melata di atas batu; lantas ...
sad but true la ni artikel |
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Originally posted by gadis_aries at 22-6-2006 12:40 PM
takpe nanti suruh si Izzana jawab....dia mmg aktif kat sana
bod hobi best tau.....walaupun banyak topik makcik2 |
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Originally posted by puteri81 at 22-6-2006 01:11 PM
tk tau nk tepek maner.....
Dpt sms dari cik Sal_bole smlm tapi Put lupa nk tepek...sori cik...
Madrasah Aljunied akan mengadakan MALAM KEBUDAYAAN ISLAM - Untukmu Rasullullah s.a.w. sempena ...
mintak2 laku la eh... dana madrasah.
fort canning green besar wei...kalo konsert rock 4 - 5 ribu no hal nye... |
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Originally posted by deaf4ever at 22-6-2006 06:39 PM
bod hobi best tau.....walaupun banyak topik makcik2
aries suka baca tapi tak penah posting kat sana.... |
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Originally posted by deaf4ever at 21-6-2006 09:52 PM
weiii korang gi jawab la weii...
ingat, jawab ngan manis...tak mau kena tuduh cam kes kecubong tu hari, ntah hapa hapa ntah terus cakap something like " cam gini spore jawab, baik tak yah d ...
Dep, tunggu si Izzana lambat sangat....
tadi Aries dah jawab...short & sweet aje...:pmuka: |
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Originally posted by gadis_aries at 23-6-2006 08:02 AM
Dep, tunggu si Izzana lambat sangat....
tadi Aries dah jawab...short & sweet aje...:pmuka:
Hahahahah.. sorylah Aries,
Smalam tak masuk busy, ari ni baru masuk, baru pergi kat bod yang Dep cakapkan tu, dah ada orang yang reply kan.
hehehehe :tq: Aries for replying. |
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Originally posted by Izzana at 23-6-2006 11:46 AM
Hahahahah.. sorylah Aries,
Smalam tak masuk busy, ari ni baru masuk, baru pergi kat bod yang Dep cakapkan tu, dah ada orang yang reply kan.
hehehehe :tq: Aries for replying.
It's ok izzana....no problemo
btw, thks for the updates eh...heheh....:tq:
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Category: Negeri & Negara
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Post time 13-6-2006 03:49 PM
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