anything to share,your thoughts,feelings anything under the sun....

The perfect man is gentle


Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem
The perfect man is gay.

An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs
at different levels, some climbing up, some fooling around, some
simply just idling.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but ass holes.

relax and chill corner.....

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes one and gives it to someone else.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you the milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREACRACY:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, kills one and spills the milk in
the sewage system.


CAPITALISM:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

HONG KONG CAPITALISM:
You have 2 cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly listed company, using
letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then you
execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get
all 4 cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping 5 cows. The milk rights
are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company
secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all 7
cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the
company owns 8 cows, with an option to purchase one more.  Meanwhile, you kill the 2 cows because the feng shui is bad.

SINGAPORE DEMOCRACY:
You have 2 cows. The government fines you for keeping 2 unlicensed animals in an apartment.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY:
The government promises to give you 2 cows if you vote for them. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures.  The
press dubs the affair "Cowgate".

BRITISH DEMOCRACY:
You have 2 cows. You feed them sheep's brain and they go mad. The
government doesn't do anything.


RUSSIAN DEMOCRACY:
You are still queuing for the first cow.

IRAQI DEMOCRACY:
You cannot inspect the 2 cows.

JAPANESE DEMOCRACY:
You have 2 cows. You give the milk to gangsters so they don't ask awkward
questions about whom you are giving the milk to.

ENLIGHTENED PERSPECTIVE



The following is written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy.......

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned.... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned.... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned .. That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had  some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it up with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full?
They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The  pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.  
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.  
Of course the sand filled everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "Yes."
The professor then produced 2 mugs of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," the professor, as the laughter subsided,
"I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life."
"The golf balls are the important things - your family, your health, your children, your friends, your  favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full."

A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.

He raised a glass of water and asked the audience,

"How heavy do you think this glass of water is?"

The students answers ranged from 20g to 500gm.

"It does not matter on the absolute weight.

It depends on how long you hold it.

If I hold it for a minute. It is Ok.

If I hold it for an hour, I will have an ache in my right arm.

If I hold it for a day, you will have to call an ambulance.

It is the exact same weight but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."

"If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, we will not be able to carry on as the burden becoming increasingly heavier.
What you have to do is to put the glass down,rest for a while before holding it up again."
We have to put down the burden periodically,so that we can be refreshed and are able to carry on.

So before you return home from work tonite, put the burden of work down.

Don't carry it back home. You can pick it up tomorrow.

Whatever burdens you are having now on your shoulders,
let it down for a moment if you can.

Pick it up again later when you have rested.

Rest and relax. Life is short.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring
your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with
Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying....that awful phrase...in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,

"PUT THE BEADS AWAY,FRANK.OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

SweetCandy

Birthdays: (Look below for your characteristics)   
January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion  
February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove       
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther          
March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey       
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat  
April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle         
May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove       
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion         
June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog               
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat  
July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat         
August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey       
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse       
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle         
September 01 - 14 ~ Dove               
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog   
October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther          
November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat   
December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove   

If you are a Dog: A very loyal and sweet person.Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends,all of them being quality-personified.  
                         

If you are a Mouse: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!  

If you are a Lion: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Cat: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.  

If you are a Turtle: You are near to perfect and nice at heart.The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people.You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.You are generous enough.Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.  

If you are a Dove: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected.In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....  

If you are a Panther: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk.You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group.Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.  

If you are a Monkey: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!



                            ~ HEART TO GOD HAND TO MAN~

By all means marry.  If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.  

If you get  a  bad one, you'll become a philosopher .... and that is a good
thing  for  any  man.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A  successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring  and  suffering.

Marriage is when a man and a woman become as one; the trouble
starts  when  they try to decide which one.

Marriages are made in heaven.  But so again, are thunder and
lightning.

Do not marry a person that you know you can live with; only
marry  someone  that you cannot live without.

1. ANYONE can become angry - that is easy. But to be angry with the
right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right
purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.
(ARISTOTLE - The Nicomachean Ethics)

2. Shoot for the moon............even if you miss you'll be among the
stars.

3. A short course in Human Relations:
The six most important words : "I admit I made a mistake."
The five most important words : "You did a good job."
The four most inportant words : "What is your opinion."
The three most inportant words : "If you please."
The two most important words : "Thank you."
The one most important word : "WE"
The least important word :  "I"

4. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want
is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
(OPRAH WINFREY - Talk show host)

5. Watch your thoughts; they become words.
watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your  destiny.
(FRANK OUTLAW)

6. If you have a penny and I have a penny and we exchange pennies, you
still have one cent and I still have one cent. But if you have an idea
and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, you now have two ideas and I
now have two ideas.

7. If you think you are beaten, you are.
If you think you dare not, you don't.
If you like to win but think you can't,
It's almost certain that you won't.
Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger woman or man,
But sooner or later, those who win
Are those who think they can.

8. IN HIS Creed for Optimists, Christian D. Larsen tells you how you
can  be somebody. Be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of
mind. Talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet.
Make all your friends feel there is something special in them. Look at
the sunny side of everything. Think only of the best, work only for
the best, and expect only the best. Be as enthusiastic about the
success of others as you are about your own. Forget the mistakes
of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
Give everyone a smile. Spend so much time improving yourself that you
have no time left to criticize others. Be too big for worry and too
noble for anger.

9. The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
(MAY V. SMITH)

10. During the devastating earthquakes in Kobe, Japan, an American
newscaster did a short piece on a Japanese woman who set up a
makeshift store out of boxes selling flashlights and batteries. When
the commentor asked why she wasn't selling these essential items for
more than the regular price, the woman answered, "Why would I want to
profit from someone else's suffering?"

Let's take a look at what you're asking for :

There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per
week,leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170
days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days
each year,leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days,  leaving
only 22 days available for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.
This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down
to 15 days.
We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day
available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off.

A successful man is one who makes more money than
    his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can
    find such a man.

    The Style: Men wake up as good looking as they went
    to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one
    dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a
    two dollar item that she doesn't want.

    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
    and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you
    must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will
    change, but doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
    that she won't change and she does.

    Men marry because they are tired. Women marry
    because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a
    husband, while a man never worries about the future
    until he gets a wife.

    A woman will always cherish the memory of the man
    who wanted to marry her, a man, of the woman who
    didn't.

    There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman
    - before marriage and after marriage.

    Husbands: Only two things are necessary to keep one's
    wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her
    way, and the other is to let her have it.

    Married men live longer than single men. But married
    men are a lot more willing to die.

    Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use in
    two people remembering the same thing.

    The Battle: A woman has the last word in any
    argument. Anything a man says after that is the
    beginning of a new argument.

SweetCandy

smeting to share w u all when you want to express ur love in different languages,the words are listed below. good luck:pompom::bodek::bodek:

I Love You!

Language - Location - I Love You

Afrikaans - South Africa - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Albania - Te dua
Arabic - N. Africa, Middle East - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - N. Africa, Middle East - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Armenia - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - Mali - M'bi fe
Basque - Spain, France - Maite Zaitut
Belarusian - Belarussia - Ya tabe kahayu
Bengali - Bangladesh, India - Ami Tomake Bhalobasi
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bosnian - Volim Te
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Min

SweetCandy

Hi all ,
I learnt of this story from a source.  I thought on how the story has
taught me a lesson and sincerely, a lesson for all of us (at
home/office) as well.... we are indeed inter-connected in the same boat
together and it's for us to support one another for a greater good that
each of can be proud of and cherished in our life journey....please feel
free to share your thoughts with  one another....

The story goes...........
>------------------------
>One day in a poor country town thousands of miles away from the nearest
>city, years and eras ago.  A rat looked through a crack in the wall to
>see a farmer and his wife opening a package.  What food might it
>contain?
>
>The rat was shocked to discover that it was a rat trap.  Retreating to
>the farmyard,the rat announced of the imminent risk, "There's a rat trap
>in the house, a rat trap in the house!" The chicken clucked and
>scratched, raised her head and said, Excuse me, Mr. Rat, I can tell this
>is a
>grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me.  I cannot be
>bothered by it.  Not my problem".  The rat turned to the pig and told
>him, "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!" "I am
>so very sorry Mr. Rat," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I can
>do about it but pray.  Be assured that you are in my prayers." The rat
>turned to the cow.
>She said "Like wow, Mr. Rat.  A rat trap.  I am in grave danger. Duh?
>I'm the biggest here, do I look like I'll be trapped in one?" So the rat
>returned to the house, head down and felt rejected.  He now needs to
>face the farmer's rat trap alone.
>
>That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound
>of a rat trap catching its prey.  The farmer's wife rushed to see what
>was caught.  In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous
>snake whose tail the trap had caught.  The snake bit the farmer's wife.
>The
>farmer couldn't rush her to the hospital as the town had no
>transportation & that the nearest hospital is a few days' travel.  She
>returned home with a fever.
>
>Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the
>farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.
>His wife's sickness continued therefore friends and neighbors came to
>sit with her around the clock.  To feed them, the farmer butchered the
>pig.
>The farmer's wife still did not get well.  She died eventually &
>villagers came to her funeral & now the farmer had the cow slaughtered
>to provide meat for all who came.
>
>Moral of the story: The next time you hear that someone is facing a
>problem and think that it does not concerns you, remember that when
>there is a rat trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.
>
GOT THIS FROM THE EMAIL;)

[ Last edited by SweetCandy on 19-7-2004 at 03:18 PM ]

Zen-type thoughts for the day...


   1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
       for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
       leave me the hell alone.

   2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
       leaky tire.

   3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
       neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

   4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
       be promoted.

   5. No one is listening until you fart.

   6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

   7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

   8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
       car payments.

   9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes.
       That way, when you criticize him you're a mile away and you have
       his shoes.

      10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

      11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
          fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

      12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
         probably worth it.

      13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

     14. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

     15. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

     16. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
        from bad judgment.

     17.The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
        it back in your pocket.

     18. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

     19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
        and it holds the universe together.

     20. There are two theories to arguing with women.  Neither one works.

     21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
        moving.

     22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

     23. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

     24. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...
        then things get worse.

     25. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative
        on the same night.

     26. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

     27. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
        seriously.

     28. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
        make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

     29. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


     THE MOST WASTED DAY OF ALL IS ONE IN WHICH WE HAVE NOT LAUGHED!

       Take care.  Be happy.

SweetCandy

I like the phrase no 6, says "Always remember you are unique. Like everyone else".
this is nice;)

Originally posted by SweetCandy at 20-7-2004 10:58 AM:
I like the phrase no 6, says "Always remember you are unique. Like everyone else".
this is nice;)

this kind of articles kadang2 macam....self reflection.


you sit down and think about YOURSELF ..............

itu hari i went to visit someone kat hospital...sekali near the toilet...cleaner ngan cleaner bertekak.dia orang talk loudly.....

A:why you tell the supervisor i do this.

B:you very bad ah...i never do this.

orang lalu lalang stop to see what happen.
kalau management kill each other to go up the corporate ladder ok lah...
ni kerja cleaner pun ada main sabo sabo.

chicsee

Originally posted by matz_rockz at 20-7-2004 11:54 AM:
itu hari i went to visit someone kat hospital...sekali near the toilet...cleaner ngan cleaner bertekak.dia orang talk loudly.....

A:why you tell the supervisor i do this.

B:you very bad ah... ...

Biasalah Matz, cleaners pun ada main politics jugak. Tempat keje Chic tiap bulan ada pekerja baru. Diorang buang orang senang2 aje. KEsian. ADa satu makcik tu baru kena buang. Dia kata supervisor diorang tak suka orang kita. Kalau orang kita disuruh macam2. Orang dia rilek duduk minum kopi seharian. Macam2...

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:



Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.


Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.


Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?


Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?


You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.


Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.


A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..


"And that person was me.".....
Please don't keep this message
to yourself.....send it to those
who mean so much to you.... "NOW"..