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Pada 1 hari seekor anak kambing menanya ibunya...



"Mummy..kenapa kita ni bau hapak & busuk?"



Jawap si ibu.."Bersyukurlah my son, kita tk sebacin org yg baca msg nie..."

honeYweLL

if u need advice


MSG ME



if u need a friend



CALL ME


if u need HELP



E-MAIL ME


if u need MONEY



The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again

honeYweLL

Nape saye SMS awk?


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RiSau?


                 RinDu?

         SYG?

                    BoriNg?

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Nak Tau?

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Sbb



Saje nk eksyen sy ade kredit!

iansuryani

dapat dari makcik aku 2 hari lepas......

Channel Newsasia: A JAPANESE woman died at the age 104 was still a virgin.  Her name was MatiMati Takmokasi

cranko21

V.. Ian...
I tak risau arrr kes pecah dara...
yg tu kang aku beli ajer extinguisher.. heheheheheee cam sms yg ni..

Thanks for your recent order in our sex shop.
U asked for the large red vibrator as featured in our wall display.
Please re-select. That's our fire extinguisher.

Knowing sum 1
so swit
so caring
so true
so sincere
is a treasure.

So
I juz
can't
imagine
how lucky u r
knowing me

Oh..ok..ok
Me
knowing u.

Eh,aku bingit tau dgn kau.Baik jaga skit mulut kau,eh!Ni LAST WARNING eh,aku kasi kt kau.Asal kau kepo ni?Nk bilang semua org yg aku ni cute. Hehe.

dari mana semut melata.....
dari sawah turun ke titi .....
dari mana datangnya cinta ......
dari SMS turun ke hati .....

If U read,U Owe me a HUG,if U delete,U Owe me a KISS,if U save,U Owe me a DATE,if U return txt 2 me,U Owe me All,but if U ignore,ur MINE,so what will U do?

1st love tetap dikenang,
cinta kilat tak bererti sesaat,
cinta abadi selalu sejati,
cinta monyet cepat usang,
tinggal monyetnye je yg masih baca SMS ni...
haha...

Keep me as a friend, and I'll keep u n my heart, lock it up and throw away d key so dat no one can take u away from me!

Birds love u, Monkeys love u, Hippos love u, Chimpanzee love u, Tortoise love u, Giraffe love u................

please return to the zoo, they all miss u, dont escape again!!!

It takes a minute to meet someone,an hour to like someone,and a day to love someone--but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

virgomal

Kenkadang ia keluar
awal, kenkadang
lambat

Ada suka awal
Ada suka lambat.

Dah keluar lega ;)
Tak keluar seksa

U punya awal
ke lambat?






Ingat apa?







Gaji lah...

()" ' '()
( ;
( O) saya kan,
(,('")('") selalu
ingat kat awak..


tiap2 malam


suara awak


lawak awak


sumer la..


()" ' '()
( (")(") rindunye..!!
( )
( ('")('")

kelmarin ada berita heboh telah lepas 20 ekor monyet. skrg yg tlh ditangkap cuma 19 ekor, ternyata yang satu ekor sedang baca sms ini....

Press down if u
miss me...

IM SO TOUCHED!

ur just 2 sweet

ok u can stop ;)

still pressing
down? u really
miss me huh?

I miss u2

FRiENDS
are
LiKe
MiRRoRs...

THEY ARE OUR
REFLECTiON!


(>?<)
(  ,"o
(,(")(")

(>?<)    (>*<)
(  ,"o   o",  )
(,(")(")(")("),)

YOUR SO LUCKY
I'M CUTE!!...

I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U laff I laff.
U jump out of d window

I look dwn & then ...... I laff again!