Each week Soccer AM asks players to dish the dirt on their team mates.
This week it's the turn of Liverpool and Spain midfielder Xabi Alonso.
The Kop favourite was rumoured to be heading for the exit door at Anfield this summer, but stayed at the club after to the delight of all the supporters.
He took time out this week to tell us what his fellow players are really like behind the scenes...
BEST TRAINER
The best trainer is Sami Hyypia. He's 35 but he still trains better than those come up from the reserves.
WORST TRAINER
The worst trainer has to be Jermaine Pennant. He doesn't even lace his boots when he trains so he can't train very well!
QUICKEST PLAYER
I think that is Fernando Torres right now.
SLOWEST PLAYER
To be honest I have to be one of the slowest for sure, so I'm pretty sure it's me!
BIGGEST MOANER
Definitely Carra (Jamie Carragher) he's the one that's always right.
HARD MAN
We have a few hard men but the hardest is probably Martin Skrtel.
MOST SKILFUL
We're not a particularly skilful team, but maybe Ryan Babel; he's got some great skills.
LEAST INTELLIGENT
Dirk Kuyt, he's the thickest one!
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC
In my opinion it would be Ryan Babel. He listens to some Dutch rap which I don't really fancy.
WORST DRESS SENSE
I would say Carra, he tries hard but he just doesn't get it.
BEST DANCER
It was Crouchie (Peter Crouch), but now it's between Pepe Reina and Pennant.
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
Pepe Reina... definitely.
torres telah tunjukkan yg terbaik kepada pak arab dan mark hughes yg dia adalah yg terbaik untuk bersama manciteh di masa hadapan bimbang nanti manciteh ambik pemain lg hebak
[ Last edited by ahmad_fazill at 6-10-2008 01:53 PM ]
Originally posted by ahmad_fazill at 6-10-2008 01:51 PM
torres telah tunjukkan yg terbaik kepada pak arab dan mark hughes yg dia adalah yg terbaik untuk bersama manciteh di masa hadapan bimbang nanti manciteh ambik pemain lg hebak
btul tu .. tores ni mmg sngaje nk perfom mlm td .. kompom kami bli ngan harge 100jhota januari ni ..
Martin Skrtel will discover in the next 24 hours how long he will be out of action after a scan revealed posterior cruciate ligament damage in his right knee.
The Slovakian defender was stretchered off during Sunday's 3-2 victory at Manchester City after falling awkwardly on the edge of his own penalty area.
"Martin underwent a scan this morning which showed damage to the posterior cruciate ligament in his right knee," said club spokesman Ian Cotton.
"He will see a specialist tomorrow to assess the extent of the injury and will then have an accurate idea of the timescales involved before he is back playing again."
tu la agger bising sgt nak main tawon lepas die injed manjang.. tawon nih jangkit kat skitel ni plok