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Post time 8-5-2007 03:25 PM | Show all posts
ct sini sana sinun
nyanyi2 smpi meraung
bior betul ngences bertahun2
nmpknye wa kena bukak warung
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:26 PM | Show all posts

Reply #859 buncis's post

takut hantu sampai terkencing
tak sempat nak cuci kat toilet
dalam poket selalu kering
sbb duit banyak kat wallet
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:27 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by c===8 at 8-5-2007 03:22 PM
dating loli di singapura
nak ajak kawin tp tak boleh
apa la nasib buncis dah berpunya
kalo ikut hati naga pun wa sembelih



telur itik telur angsa
sembelih ayam sembelih naga
taste c8 sungguh antarabangsa
johor, sabah, spore semua ada

:bgrin:

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Post time 8-5-2007 03:32 PM | Show all posts
sungguh pandai loli berdansa
ditambah pula cantik rupanya
oit pandaila hang mereka cerita
mmg nak kena sebiji dua
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:34 PM | Show all posts
jangan suka main dgn tangan
nanti banyak buruk padahnya
jauh perjalanan luas pemandangan
lain negeri lain 'rasa' orangnya
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:35 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by c===8 at 8-5-2007 03:14 PM
sakit sungguh buncis mencubit
sambil layan lagu mr big
tingat wa drama i not stupid
nama mamat jahat tu bread pig



wakakakkaka..

nama bread pig sggh kelakar
wat wa gelak bergegar-gegar
wahai buncisku yg jelita
wa dah datang ni, lu paham2 je la

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Post time 8-5-2007 03:37 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by paulinevoon at 8-5-2007 03:35 PM



wakakakkaka..

nama bread pig sggh kelakar
wat wa gelak bergegar-gegar
wahai buncisku yg jelita
wa dah datang ni, lu paham2 je la



udara pagi segar bugar
masuk hutan buru kancil
gegar jangan sebarang gegar
salah gegar roboh katil


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Post time 8-5-2007 03:39 PM | Show all posts
badan kurus spenda longgar
ada hati nak bawa awek jalan
loli yg langgar terus gegar
sekali dah gegar gigil sebulan
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:40 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by LoLiPoP at 8-5-2007 03:27 PM

telur itik telur angsa
sembelih ayam sembelih naga
taste c8 sungguh antarabangsa
johor, sabah, spore semua ada

:bgrin:


comelnya si anak kambing
berkubang kat lubuk dgn kerbau
cemana la c8 tak tinggal sekeping
johor sabah singapore semua dia mau
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:40 PM | Show all posts
tanam sayur tanam kacang
terbeliak mata macam jakun
sabo jelah buncis sayang
layan tetamu bidan terjun
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:44 PM | Show all posts

Reply #869 paulinevoon's post

seksinya 3 madu berpanty pink
menunggu giliran di malam rabu
cemana la tak tinggal sekeping
cam kena perah oleh mesin tebu
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:46 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by c===8 at 8-5-2007 03:39 PM
badan kurus spenda longgar
ada hati nak bawa awek jalan
loli yg langgar terus gegar
sekali dah gegar gigil sebulan



tido malam aman dan lena
bangun pagi gosok gigi
gegar wa gegar raksaksa
sebulan gigil terus nak lagi

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Post time 8-5-2007 03:48 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by buncis at 8-5-2007 03:20 PM
jalan-jalan tepi paya
tersadung batu terus terguling
ada hati nak bermadu tiga
tp poket selalu kering


rimau beso tunjuk taring
masuk perangkap orang meru
cemana la poket dia tak kering
tiap bulan bini nak bling bling baru

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Post time 8-5-2007 03:50 PM | Show all posts

Reply #872 LoLiPoP's post

sakit badan main atas simen
lagi elok buat kat atas meja
gegar raksasa padan dgn ultraman
jgn lampu ultraman tahan seminit aje
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:51 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by LoLiPoP at 8-5-2007 03:37 PM
udara pagi segar bugar
masuk hutan buru kancil
gegar jangan sebarang gegar
salah gegar roboh katil




c8 masuk hutan buru kancil
balik umah bawak kelambu
tu la kan ku dah kata jgn beli katil
letak je atas lantai mcm style jepun tu

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Post time 8-5-2007 03:53 PM | Show all posts

Reply #873 paulinevoon's post

mandi telanjang di pantai desaru
hampir lemas mujur sempat berpaut
apa la gunanya asik nak bling2 baru
lagi best kalo dapat gegarran maut
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Post time 8-5-2007 03:53 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by c===8 at 8-5-2007 03:50 PM
sakit badan main atas simen
lagi elok buat kat atas meja
gegar raksasa padan dgn ultraman
jgn lampu ultraman tahan seminit aje



hari kelmarin masak lemak
hari ni masak kari
ultraman lembik aku tak nak
c8 gagah jugak yang aku cari

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Post time 8-5-2007 03:58 PM | Show all posts

Reply #877 LoLiPoP's post

semalam wa masak ayam kari
kari enak takleh celen
bukan la nak meninggi diri
tapi so far no komplen



kikiki

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Post time 8-5-2007 03:58 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by c===8 at 8-5-2007 03:53 PM
mandi telanjang di pantai desaru
hampir lemas mujur sempat berpaut
apa la gunanya asik nak bling2 baru
lagi best kalo dapat gegarran maut



balik kampung malam jumaat
sesat jalan keluar masuk tol
gegaran maut susah nak dapat
bila dah dapat terus gol


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Post time 8-5-2007 04:00 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by c===8 at 8-5-2007 03:50 PM
sakit badan main atas simen
lagi elok buat kat atas meja
gegar raksasa padan dgn ultraman
jgn lampu ultraman tahan seminit aje



10 anak kucing aku bela
best gak utk menghiburkan kepala
lepas main urut each other laaaa
sure badan segar semula

kuikuikui

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