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[GENG] Rumah Kaki ROYAN Part88- Edisi Melawan Kesepian ㅠ ㅠ
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eee, mata kerabunan tahap petala langit ke 7
ni la akibat nya duk tengok pc banyak sangat
rosak mata  |
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lagi 25K nak jadik legenderer  |
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tgh 'darah manis' mmg gitew
kengkadang termenung, kengkadang tersenyum.
...kengkadang mata rasa mcm nak rabun  |
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jokes
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it. |
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An accountancy student asks a partner to explain ethics in accountancy. The partner thinks for a moment and relates the following.
'Mr Jones, one of our clients, came to see me last week and paid me his bill of ￡1,000 in cash. As he left I counted the notes and they came to ￡1,100.
The student said. ' I see. The ethics question is do I tell the client?'
'Wrong answer!'
The question is do I tell my partner'
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The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.
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Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neigbourhood without moving. |
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bangcak posted on 20-5-2013 08:43 PM 
don't make joke with 'tax advisor'
sheol is around here hokehh!!
bangcak dah bayor tax...jd tokey henpon msti byk kene bayor
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Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.
The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out."
The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants."
While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other fires. They both scream, "What are you doing?"
To which the statistician replies, "Trying to get an adequate sample size."
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umo bangcak tambah 10 tahun umo miyo
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miro bila exam?gud luck |
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dok jd..camne ha nk tepek bideo dr fesbuk neh |
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xjadi |
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32 ekkk..... kene pggl pak cak |
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miyo cane nk tepek bideo neh
iols nk tunjuk gyoumi |
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bideo yutiup ker pesbuk |
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Post time 20-5-2013 08:12 PM
