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[Tempatan] Orang tanam anggur hidup subur tak ada pulak kecoh macam orang di negeri ni.

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Post time 29-6-2014 08:33 PM | Show all posts
Decaffeinated posted on 29-6-2014 06:18 PM
macam bau chlorine...

Tak silap saya kalau kamu patahkan batang pokok ubi pun baunya seakan-akan seperti air mani.
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Post time 29-6-2014 08:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ke thn ni kurma menjadi sbb musim pns berpanjangan?
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Post time 29-6-2014 08:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
axl_bach posted on 29-6-2014 05:01 PM
Rutob



Pernah mkn kut balah ni..manis jgk tp isi keras n berserat sgt kan?
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Post time 29-6-2014 09:43 PM | Show all posts
siputsedut posted on 29-6-2014 08:45 PM
Pernah mkn kut balah ni..manis jgk tp isi keras n berserat sgt kan?

yup, isinya mmg keras dan berserat....rasa pun kelat2 manis tp sedap......yg paling best yg basah tu laa aka rutob, rasa cam ciku jer kalo buah kita

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Post time 29-6-2014 09:50 PM | Show all posts
OK ler tu...... x payah import kurma lg pas nie
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Post time 29-6-2014 09:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Isele telah menang! Diharap tiada yahudi dan nasrani cemburu kejayaan pakcik ni
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Post time 29-6-2014 10:00 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Diharap xda upacara pemujaan pokok kurma pulok.mana tau ummah meloyu suchi nih slala come out with some random shiet
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Post time 29-6-2014 10:04 PM | Show all posts
bahlol nyer komen....

cam orang tak sekolah..

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Post time 29-6-2014 10:14 PM | Show all posts
kenapa korang pancut air mani dekat pokok ubi?
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Post time 29-6-2014 10:17 PM | Show all posts
kelantan kan serambi mekah, mestilah ada bau-bau ereb buah kurma pun nak tumbuh, tak pun sebab negeri tak ada air.

sudah boleh bertawaf sekelilingnya, kiblat semua halakan ke situ
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Post time 29-6-2014 10:23 PM | Show all posts
kelantan serambi mekah
mpkb menetapkan pembinaan bangunan mesti ada kubah atau sekurang2nya senibina isle
mpkb menanam pokok kurma di sekeliling bandar sbg lanskap
pemakaoian ditetapkan mpkb haruslah menutup aurat yakni nampak mata sahaja
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Post time 29-6-2014 10:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Keluar majalah 3 pasal ni weh..
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Post time 29-6-2014 11:36 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
prettymanja posted on 29-6-2014 09:44 AM
Melayu Sunni jew yg terlbey Arob  kot, melayu Urban biase2 jew xgitu Uolss.. huhu

Melayu urban shiah ker...atau free thinker?
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Post time 29-6-2014 11:47 PM | Show all posts
elok lah kurma berbuah lebat, akak dah tak larat dah nak lahap kurma kering,
macam makan bangkai cebisan firaun yang di awet hingga mereput,
ramadhan lepas dapat jugak akak merasa kurma fresh kat malaysia, itu pun di import dari bumi anbiya.
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Post time 29-6-2014 11:47 PM | Show all posts
di Ba'kelalan Sarawak orang tanam apple secara commercial pun, ada kecoh?
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Post time 29-6-2014 11:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
famri7 posted on 29-6-2014 11:42 AM
Tanah terlaknat?

Kl xde peluang pekerjaan...adekah sudah terlaknat?
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Post time 29-6-2014 11:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ultra78 posted on 29-6-2014 11:59 AM
Walaupun pokok mati, ia memberi petanda yg berlainan bergantung kepada kawasan parlimen mana satu  ...

Bole pulak gitew..hehe
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Post time 29-6-2014 11:51 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Modngengade posted on 29-6-2014 11:36 PM
Melayu urban shiah ker...atau free thinker?

free thinker kot coz sume bantai blasah suke ati jew.. janji modern thinking,xorthodox kate nye.. huhu
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Post time 30-6-2014 12:09 AM | Show all posts
anggur di Beris, Baling sangat subur ...
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Post time 30-6-2014 12:59 AM | Show all posts
Lobai Pas Kelantan yang penipu ni beli baka pokok kurma kacukan dari Thailand yang banyak pelacur tu. Kemudian di tanam di tengah2 bandar Kota Bharu, bila berbuah, terus klaim kata ianya umpama mukjizat ajaib bandaraya Isele ........ Kemudian datang lah lobai2 Sakai dari keliling kelantan pergi tawaf pokok kurma tu sambil kagum dan macma nak sujud kat pokok kurma yang sedang lebat berbuah itu ...... kononnya sangat islamik dan tanah suci Isele Pas ...... For me it is totally IDIOT ..... Si Penipu jumpa si Bodoh yang mudah ditipu
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