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Reply #1216 awex^returns's post
dah ckp dah.......... siap sedia semua |
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weh nak pi makan dulu..... korang pakat2 sekeh mawi ek |
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Originally posted by chekshu at 3-1-2008 02:04 PM
abe pendek ngan marsha
kotttttt
bukan m & k nih |
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Your Driver's License Tells It All
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother sa ys, "those are personal questions and are really
none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license.
It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
<You had better hide your driver's license! >
"Because you got an F in sex."
[ Last edited by chekshu at 3-1-2008 02:09 PM ] |
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page mendappppppppppppppppppppppppppp :@ :@ :@ |
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Reply #1230 niy's post
aku ngantuk la niy
lepas makan
rasa cam nak terlelap
tu yg godek2 emel
jumpa emel lawak member send |
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mana icelemontea erk, kat kafail, kan poyokmanih duk tempek pic, dan kata tuh pic icelemontea . ya ke? speky pink lagi |
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Reply #1228 chekshu's post
kat fail sulit kata m & e |
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Balas #1233 sRbA\ catat
nak gi menghibur hatilah |
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Reply #1234 sRbA's post
fail sulit???
ada ek???
aku tak tengok la plak
ekceli... lama dah tak tengok astro ria ngan @15
sokmo tengok chanel axn... afc... travel... natgeo |
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Reply #1236 niy's post
tu la
if dah tuan badan suka
nak sangat... chenta setengah mati
dan family semua suka...
tak pe la..
biaq pi la depa kawen..
who are we... to go against it...
kita hanya takat fan dia jer
bukan ahli keluarga
yg dia boleh ambik kira pendapat kita |
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