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[Tempatan] Bomba bantu cabut cincin melekat di kemaluan lelaki.

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Post time 26-8-2014 01:28 PM | Show all posts
Is there a possiblity that dicincin ini ada engraved words 'aku tunangan orang'?

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Post time 26-8-2014 01:31 PM | Show all posts
monreyes posted on 26-8-2014 01:22 PM
sebelum sarung cincin letak gambir sarawak dulu..

So, does it make your partner ngerang longer?


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Post time 26-8-2014 01:35 PM | Show all posts
sixret posted on 25-8-2014 07:20 PM
Entahlah segelintir lelaki ni macam2. Perempuan relaks je kan. Hehehe ;)

ppuan mende ke dalam. pyh nk ubah suai
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Post time 26-8-2014 01:35 PM | Show all posts
Muntz posted on 26-8-2014 11:46 AM
Aku rasa makin stim lelaki tu, makin susah nak keluarkan.

cincin dari TIFFANY yang kau balut pada punai kau, that follows the very circumference of your punai  everytime( dalam keadaan stim atau kecut), how much you paid for?






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Post time 26-8-2014 01:37 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
qronaldo7 posted on 26-8-2014 01:35 PM
ppuan mende ke dalam. pyh nk ubah suai

Lol. perempuan pakai cincin kat jari x ada letak tempat bukan2.
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Post time 26-8-2014 01:38 PM | Show all posts
pittjie posted on 26-8-2014 08:43 AM
aku dpt gegambar ni kat wassap dr kawan aku .. time tgh beraya open house. udah la aku bukak hp depa ...

hohoho.. nak jgk  
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Post time 26-8-2014 01:41 PM | Show all posts
sixret posted on 26-8-2014 01:37 PM
Lol. perempuan pakai cincin kat jari x ada letak tempat bukan2.

MUNTZ akan respond posting kau yang ini....dia ada banyak pengalaman lihat pompuan sarung cincin dibahagian anggota derang selain dari jari, yang diluar kotak pemikiran kau....

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Post time 26-8-2014 01:41 PM | Show all posts
sixret posted on 26-8-2014 01:37 PM
Lol. perempuan pakai cincin kat jari x ada letak tempat bukan2.

kalau letak tersumbat dalam
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Post time 26-8-2014 01:44 PM | Show all posts
qronaldo7 posted on 26-8-2014 01:41 PM
kalau letak tersumbat dalam


bayi boleh keluar dgn teranan macam nak berak jerk...ini kan pula setakat cincin yang tersumbat...

MUNTZ akan further elaborate on my point dengan bagi contoh contoh bagaimana penutup botol kicap cap udang itu pun boleh ter bukak dengan satu teranan.....

Sekian.....

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Post time 26-8-2014 01:48 PM | Show all posts
Decaffeinated posted on 25-8-2014 09:39 PM
cincin kanda dan yg sewaktu ni guna untuk mengekalkan ketegangan zakar namun harus disarungkan masa  ...

pempuan gelak2 baca thread ni. padahal semua benda yg pelik tu nak kasik pempuan sedap. penah try ke bang?
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 Author| Post time 26-8-2014 01:54 PM | Show all posts
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Published: Tuesday August 26, 2014 MYT 12:00:00 AM
Updated: Tuesday August 26, 2014 MYT 8:17:21 AM
Suffer-ring 15 hours of pain
by syed azhar


KOTA BARU: A 23-year-old man slipped a ring he found onto his penis and had to endure about 15 hours of pain when he could not get it off.

The tree cutter from Kampung Dewan Beta here had put the ring on “for the fun of it” at about 5pm on Saturday.

When he found that the ring was so firmly stuck at the base of his appendage that he could not remove it, he confided his predicament with his father.

After many hours of trying, neither men could get the ring off.

The father then sent his son to the Raja Perempuan Zainab II Hospital at about 3am on Sunday.

But doctors there could not get the ring to budge either. That portion of the man’s penis swelled so much from the chafing that the ring became firmly lodged.

The hospital team then called the Fire and Rescue Service Department’s Emergency Medical Rescue Services (EMRS), which arrived at about 7.25am.

Kota Baru Zone fire chief Jamil Abdullah said a four-man EMRS team took nearly two hours to slice the ring off safely using a ring cutter.

“The victim was anaesthetised during the procedure,” he said.

When he regained consciousness, the man only shook his head in disbelief when asked why he did it.

“I found the ring and put it on for the fun of it.

“I never thought it would get stuck,” he said.
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Post time 26-8-2014 02:11 PM | Show all posts
akakmasihvogue posted on 26-8-2014 08:35 AM
Syabas abang bomba....
kepada mangsa lain kali tempah cincin ikut saiz.....gerenti tak sangkut
:lo ...

so kena ada versi baru utk bidalan "ukur baju di badan sendiri"

versi melaniyam adalah "Ukur cincin di batang sendiri"......lol

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Post time 26-8-2014 02:11 PM | Show all posts
atira posted on 26-8-2014 08:45 AM
tak senonoh betul jantan2 gila seksual ni

kalo jantan2 tu sumer wat utk kepuasan bersama suami isteri apa salahnya....jgn dok ranjau dgn pompuan yg bukan hak sudah laaa.....

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Post time 26-8-2014 02:13 PM | Show all posts
raxief posted on 26-8-2014 09:10 AM
mak ai, bodonye

baik ko ckp btol2, ko nak maksudkan BUDU ke HAPA nih???

aku dah konfius maksud ayat ko "mak ai, bodonye" tu???

lol

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Post time 26-8-2014 02:14 PM | Show all posts
bottombikini posted on 26-8-2014 12:06 PM
horrornye....pastu ape jadi?? bole guna lagi ke idak si Lebam tu agaknye ye....

tak tau la boleh guna lagi ke tak nate tu uols. mmg serius .. bengkak lebam semacam je. benda tu stuck kat pangkal tut dia.

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Post time 26-8-2014 02:16 PM | Show all posts
NIXAR posted on 26-8-2014 01:54 PM
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Published: Tuesday August 26, 2014 MYT 12:00:00 AM

x dpt byg camner laa dia suffer masa dorg cuba potong cincin tu....aku pernah cuba potong cincin yg stuck dekat tangan mangsa tangan melecur pun berpeluh ini kan di bahagian "RIWAYAT HIDUP SEORANG LELAKI"...wooooooo, ngeri dan ngilu siot

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Post time 26-8-2014 02:17 PM | Show all posts
jgn lupa @wookiehoney  pesan kat abg, jgn buat lagikk hokehh!!
...banyak lagikk tugas lain bomba nak buat!
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Post time 26-8-2014 02:18 PM | Show all posts
qronaldo7 posted on 26-8-2014 01:38 PM
hohoho.. nak jgk

3 gambar kawan aku antar. 1) gambar abam2 bomba tgh ngerjain nate tu sambil diperatikan dgn penuh serius oleh adik2 nurse dan pembantu2 spital. 2) gambar cincin yg dah dipotong. 3) gambar tut yang mana cincin tu masih stuck gitu. ewwww. iols ngeris. sorry uols... iols tak reti tepek gambar. pm gambar pun tak reti.
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 Author| Post time 26-8-2014 02:23 PM | Show all posts
axl_bach posted on 26-8-2014 02:16 PM
x dpt byg camner laa dia suffer masa dorg cuba potong cincin tu....aku pernah cuba potong cincin y ...

katanya dia x sadar masa depa buat kerja tu kan. masa kt rumah mungkin la hazab gak masa pak dia nk tulong cabut

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Post time 26-8-2014 02:26 PM | Show all posts
axl_bach posted on 26-8-2014 02:11 PM
so kena ada versi baru utk bidalan "ukur baju di badan sendiri"

versi melaniyam adalah "Ukur ci ...

haha this is funny. tapi kesian la mamat ni. harus la jadi laughing stock gitu. udah la masa procedure potong cincin tu dak2 pompuan pun ikut berkerumun. menyibuk jgk nurse2 tu semua tau.

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