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pecat anceloti...... 
50 jota baik buat jambatan ka.... subsidi minyak ka... membazir jer |
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50 juta takat main 1st half jek..
nih mst tektik ancelotti nk simpan torres main semi final
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ryosakazaki Post at 13-4-2011 05:12 AM 
simpan la sampai jadi relik pun xpo.. |
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yg aku baca semalam kalau chelsea tak layak ke s/final CL... ancelotti akan digantikan dengan guus hiddink... |
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mungkos kaa?ade can telorpiless ni... |
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yg aku baca semalam kalau chelsea tak layak ke s/final CL... ancelotti akan digantikan dengan guus h ...
satusembilan Post at 13-4-2011 11:24 
aku nak guus hiddink...!! |
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David Blaine managed to stay in a box for 50 days doing nothing,Fernando Torres broke that record yesterday.. |
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jt x nanges ke smlm?
kodomok Post at 8-4-2011 01:26
ayor mata terjun.... dr pg smpi ptg.. bru jmpa pic ni.... |
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chelshit is bullshit wahai cecenko sapa kah next manager after CA ar hahahaha rajin lak RA dtg OT selalu x dtg pun padan muke chelshit hanye bergembira selama 1 minit jer hahahaha cayalah PARK CHAIYOK CHAIYOK!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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adoiyaii...kebal sungguh man utd nie.
apa jampi AF pakai pun xtau la. |
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mmg trophyless la season ni...pak roman sudah geleng2.....
negro masih x mau bg striker 50jota skor kekdahnye... |
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stok air mata nie leh simpan smpai next year kaedahnyer...hahahaha |
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I'm Bert Tiddle and you've never heard of me. I scored my first goal for Sheffield United exactly eight minutes after signing with the club in 1990. Vinnie Jones said it didn't count because it was in a charity match against a team of terminally ill World War I veterans that I wasn't even scheduled to play in, but I shouted at him until he stopped protesting and decided to punch me in the face instead. Vinnie Jones is a numpty.
Pimento, one of my 18 kids, was home sick all last week and in between coughing up mucus all over the house, he kept going on about how Francesco Torres still hasn't scored a goal for Chelsea. Every time he would read a joke about Torres not scoring, he'd start laughing and every time he'd start laughing, he'd cough up some kind of alien mustard. It was disgusting and more than enough to make me want to have him live in a refrigerator box behind a portable toilet. Anyway, I've decided to offer Torres some words of advice from one striker to another on how to get his first goal for Chelsea. So stop tattooing your freckles and pay attention.
1) Score an own goal. Now that Chelsea have been knocked out of the Champions League, their season is essentially over, so Felipe Torres should put one past his own keeper just to shut everyone up. He'd get the confidence of scoring his first goal, plus no one at the club would ever bother him about scoring again out of fear that he'd score another on his own team. That's called genius psychology. You're welcome.
2) Just say you have scored until people start believing it. No one cares about the truth these days, so if you say it enough, people will believe it. Look at that story about Jim Terry shagging his teammate's old lady. There was no evidence to prove it and the papers had to apologize for printing it, but they said it so many times that everyone still believes it happened. So if Fidel Torres gets angry and says he has scored for Chelsea every time someone asks him why he hasn't, those idiots will think they were too busy fondling farm animals and missed the sacred event. That's what I did when my ex-wife accused me of not paying spousal support and it worked a charm.
3) Tell everyone that you're not trying to score goals because you're playing a new position -- forward defender. All the tactics boys will be too busy wanking over a new thing to doodle on their chalkboards to make fun of Torres anymore and he will go down in history as the innovator of a new football strategy. Again, genius. They'll probably even waste their time writing books about it.
4) Carry a knife when you play. It'll be mighty easy for Fabrizio to score when his opponents keep mysteriously getting stabbed every time he runs into them. He just has to be sure he carries a switchblade that easy to hide and not a machete. Old Bert's made that mistake.
I should be charging for this stuff, but I still rich from payout I got after that second freak vending machine accident that cost me my index finger. I'm going to peel a banana. |
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mmg trophyless la season ni...pak roman sudah geleng2.....
negro masih x mau bg striker 50jota sk ...
jAck666 Post at 13-4-2011 19:09
pak roman tongkat dagu.. |
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Post time 13-4-2011 05:12 AM
ehehe . . next season cuba lagik . . 
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