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Post time 24-8-2006 05:04 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gzagrath at 24-8-2006 12:32 PM


rojak.... tu makanan fav gak tu...
ado test ka... rojak komputer...
ade yg paling latest skali...
rojak laptop....

Psst : mamak mmg camtu....
          dio lupe nak campur kas-kas tu... ...


Yo ko Gzagarth?  X ponah den dongar tu.  Tapi kek Uptown ado air komputer.... dio campur segalo jenih peraso.. milo+ovaltine+horlick+nescafe+susu

Marin2 den goma lepak kek kodai Salleh tu... Myplace.  Tu sebelum uptown tu bertukar jadik pasar malam la... tapi sejak pindah ke kota d'sra... sunyi yo plak.
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Post time 25-8-2006 08:02 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mixora at 24-8-2006 04:59 PM
paneh boto ati den nih... smlm paneh ati kek mamak... ari ni paneh ati kek tmnet.  dah la service streamyx eh ontah apo2... nak terminate service pun mak ai.... boleh tergolek tergolontang den kek  ...

:hmm: laaa iyo ko...
bawak bersabar yo...:love:
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Post time 25-8-2006 08:50 AM | Show all posts
Dah b/fast ko Aleni
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Post time 25-8-2006 08:54 AM | Show all posts
bolum brekpes laie...tp poghut nih ado bagi munyik tando protes huhuhuhuhu:geram:
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Post time 25-8-2006 09:06 AM | Show all posts
Den ari nih lambek yo ha.  Kok dah lambek tu pepaham yo lah... biskut jugok lak yg sompek dimakan.
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Post time 25-8-2006 09:14 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mixora at 25-8-2006 09:06 AM
Den ari nih lambek yo ha.  Kok dah lambek tu pepaham yo lah... biskut jugok lak yg sompek dimakan.

takpo kojap laie leh gi mkn...
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Post time 25-8-2006 09:44 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by MetalFire at 24-8-2006 09:46 AM
erkk den dah kolu lidah cakap bahaso nogoghi ni


MF... kau nih org N9 ko, or memang org Kelate?

Den ado sorang akak yg kawin dgn org Kelantan & di'convert'kan... sebutir habuk x cakap N9 dah...he..he...

Satu g abang ipar den... disebabkan kojo lamo bona kek Kelate, dio dah x leh cakap Pahang lagi... best boto jadik org Kelate nih...

First perkataan kelantan yg den belajar... 'tubik'...
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Post time 25-8-2006 11:20 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aleni at 25-8-2006 08:54 AM
bolum brekpes laie...tp poghut nih ado bagi munyik tando protes huhuhuhuhu:geram:


porut nak protes.... hak... hak....
tu makna yo nka veron tu....
muahahhahahhahahhaha....
baik ko poie doreh....
kang berterabur lak kang....


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Post time 25-8-2006 11:24 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gzagrath at 25-8-2006 11:20 AM


porut nak protes.... hak... hak....
tu makna yo nka veron tu....
muahahhahahhahahhaha....
baik ko poie doreh....
kang berterabur lak kang....


http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7374/si ...

chaitttt..memandai yo..:geram:

den dah makan laaa...makan mi goreng..
:jeling:
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Post time 25-8-2006 11:25 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mixora at 24-8-2006 05:04 PM


Yo ko Gzagarth?  X ponah den dongar tu.  Tapi kek Uptown ado air komputer.... dio campur segalo jenih peraso.. milo+ovaltine+horlick+nescafe+susu

Marin2 den goma lepak kek kodai Salleh tu... ...


ni lagi ganeh.... tak ponah den trial lg ni...
tak memulas ko porut minum air campuran ni....
hiskk... hisk....  bahaya....

Psst : mamak ni ado jo ideo dio nak
          melariskan bisnes dio...
          suko-suko jo buek..... hak..


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Post time 25-8-2006 11:28 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aleni at 25-8-2006 11:24 AM

chaitttt..memandai yo..:geram:

den dah makan laaa...makan mi goreng..
:jeling:


sodap tak mee goreng tu....
den minum air oat jo...
konyang gak....
t/hari ni..... kebulur lg....


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Post time 25-8-2006 11:31 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gzagrath at 25-8-2006 11:28 AM


sodap tak mee goreng tu....
den minum air oat jo...
konyang gak....
t/hari ni..... kebulur lg....


http://i96.photobucket.com/albums ...

of course laaa..makanan den mmg pilihan terbaik muahahahaha
berdosing la tingo makan eh...kodai tuh owner eh org sarawak...jd,tak sah kok tak buh lado itam la kan...
hambikkk..bedosing tingo...tp best....:love:

:hmm: kau nih sesi berdiet ko? wahhhh..menjago kesihatan boto..
leh la ganti an amy mastura lak utk model oat..keh keh keh:nerd:

[ Last edited by  aleni at 25-8-2006 11:32 AM ]
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Post time 25-8-2006 11:38 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aleni at 25-8-2006 11:31 AM

of course laaa..makanan den mmg pilihan terbaik muahahahaha
berdosing la tingo makan eh...kodai tuh owner eh org sarawak...jd,tak sah kok tak buh lado itam la kan...
hambikkk..bedosing tingo... ...



woishhhhhh.... lada hitam.... power tu...
tu yg bleh memuleh kan porut tu....
tp kan kalau dah nafsu makan naik 132 %...
tak leh tahan yo... pastu poie jamban laaa...
muahahhahahahahhhahahah

den bukan berdiet do.... masalah yo...
den hampir kekoringan... kena cut cost...
tu la jo duit yg tinggal.....
kalau ikut nafsu... pagi-pagi lg den dah orde
pizza dah.... pueh ati... mmg santak yo...

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Post time 25-8-2006 11:43 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gzagrath at 25-8-2006 11:38 AM



woishhhhhh.... lada hitam.... power tu...
tu yg bleh memuleh kan porut tu....
tp kan kalau dah nafsu makan naik 132 %...
tak leh tahan yo... pastu poie jamban laaa...
muahahhahahahahhhaha ...

keh keh keh...
boto te kau tuh..mmg bergeludak lam poghut...
tp den sayang rezki tuh ...licin den kojo an



psttt..ossah eh kau pepagi yo dah ghaso selegho itali...
lunch kang selegho mediterranean ko? siam ko? :hmm:
muehehehehehe...sian kau...mudah-mudahan copek skit approve eh projek kau tuh...leh yo numpang makan..ngeh ngeh ngeh :nerd:
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Post time 25-8-2006 11:51 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aleni at 25-8-2006 11:43 AM

keh keh keh...
boto te kau tuh..mmg bergeludak lam poghut...
tp den sayang rezki tuh ...licin den kojo an



psttt..ossah eh kau pepagi yo dah ghaso selegho itali...
lunch kang selegho med ...


biaso la tu.... selero musti tajam....
baru bleh jd ala-ala mafia sket....
muahhahahhaahhhahhahahahh

aleni.... tu laaa... puaso dah nak doket ni...
loan den ni lak.... lambek nak mampiuh....
den raso nak pakai kabel laaa....
11kV ..... biar rentung...

biar kono sound ngan org ateh...
peloso nak mampuih.... tah-tah diorang
nak duit kot.... hampeh nak bribe diorang ni....
tak tahu ko .... haram..... hish.. hiskkk....

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Post time 25-8-2006 12:00 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gzagrath at 25-8-2006 11:51 AM


biaso la tu.... selero musti tajam....
baru bleh jd ala-ala mafia sket....
muahhahahhaahhhahhahahahh

aleni.... tu laaa... puaso dah nak doket ni...
loan den ni lak.... lambek nak mampiuh ...

oit...jgn marah² weiiii..setiap kesusahan tu nnti ado balasan eh yg baik dan enak² utk kau...tunggu....
cheh wah..cam ustazah lak den arini...
amik la fadhilat dan keberkatan hari jumaat ni...:lebai:
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Post time 25-8-2006 12:20 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aleni at 25-8-2006 12:00 PM

oit...jgn marah? weiiii..setiap kesusahan tu nnti ado balasan eh yg baik dan enak? utk kau...tunggu....
cheh wah..cam ustazah lak den arini...
amik la fadhilat dan keberkatan hari jum ...


mmg mcm uztazah pon....
dah kono tazkirah la ni...... :tq:
yo laa... den sabar... sabar.... sabar....

Psst : aleni... wayang s'kang... apo cito baru???....


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Post time 25-8-2006 02:41 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gzagrath at 25-8-2006 12:20 PM


mmg mcm uztazah pon....
dah kono tazkirah la ni...... :tq:
yo laa... den sabar... sabar.... sabar....

Psst : aleni... wayang s'kang... apo cito baru???....


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aiyooo kau nih:lol
baghu koba den ustazah...dah tanyo wayang mo den...
nak banjo den ko?:nerd:


psstt...wayang last den tgk lanun caribbean..pehtu den berurusan mo lanun cetak rompak lak muehehehehe
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Post time 25-8-2006 03:03 PM | Show all posts
Sodap....

Kau leh buek sendiri... campur la apo2 pun yg kau suko.... :mll:
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Post time 25-8-2006 03:52 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aleni at 25-8-2006 02:41 PM

aiyooo kau nih:lol
baghu koba den ustazah...dah tanyo wayang mo den...
nak banjo den ko?:nerd:


psstt...wayang last den tgk lanun caribbean..pehtu den berurusan mo lanun cetak rompak lak m ...


cito lanun ko....
ko bercito-cito nak jd lanun ko????...
den pon tak nengok laie....
best ko tak best....

cito rempit ???
kan ko suko cito camtu... hak.. hak...
aleni asyik suruh den blanjo jo...
bleh.. ko kono jd gf den... maun ka???..
muahahahhahahahhahaha

Psst : lamo dah tak kono tazkirah... :tq:

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