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**★ BERBALAS PANTUN 2 KERAT★** - V2

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Post time 16-2-2009 05:32 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 16-2-2009 05:30 PM


jum g majlis tahlill
kambing lari terlanggar Lill


tiap petang queen rempit
kambing lari takut dihimpit
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:35 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 16-2-2009 05:32 PM


tiap petang queen rempit
kambing lari takut dihimpit


lembu berjalan terkepit2
dihimpit menjadi nasi impit
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:37 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 16-2-2009 05:35 PM


lembu berjalan terkepit2
dihimpit menjadi nasi impit


kalau makan nasi impit
bau ketiak tambah hangit
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:38 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 16-2-2009 05:23 PM
tiap hari makan kari
hujan datang kambing lari


baju berkilau ada sequin
kambing penat sb kejar Queen
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:39 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 16-2-2009 05:37 PM


kalau makan nasi impit
bau ketiak tambah hangit


sakit kaki mmg parah
kelaMASan hidung mncari arah
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:39 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by xstudentgurl at 16-2-2009 08:47 AM
jolok2 buah kuini
salam di pagi yg mulia ini


setud jatuh TERlentang
salam...hari dah petang
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:40 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 16-2-2009 05:38 PM


baju berkilau ada sequin
kambing penat sb kejar Queen


bercakap bile perlu
Queen cantik tersipu malu
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:41 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 16-2-2009 05:39 PM


setud jatuh TERlentang
salam...hari dah petang


nak g kedai ah LAm
x lame lg dh nk malam
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:41 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ^^langkasuka^^ at 16-2-2009 05:28 PM
pak mat jual emas
hi mas..


KING ada jerawat kt muka
hye & slmt ptg langkasuka
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:42 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 16-2-2009 05:38 PM


baju berkilau ada sequin
kambing penat sb kejar Queen


queen gigih kejar kambing
sampai keluar bau hancing
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:42 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 16-2-2009 05:41 PM


nak g kedai ah LAm
x lame lg dh nk malam


awal pagi kukus aPAM
malam nanti nk kena mengePAM
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 16-2-2009 05:28 PM


sayang mak
lu mmg tamak


masak lemak daun asin
lu kedekut taik idung masin
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:45 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 16-2-2009 05:39 PM


sakit kaki mmg parah
kelaMASan hidung mncari arah


menahan bau hilang arah
gigi eMAS penunjuk arah
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:45 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 16-2-2009 05:40 PM


bercakap bile perlu
Queen cantik tersipu malu


CikSu tunggu PakHassan
lu sememangnya pasan
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:46 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 16-2-2009 05:37 PM


kalau makan nasi impit
bau ketiak tambah hangit


waktu mlm bnyk insect
lain kali kena spray Ridsect
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:47 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 16-2-2009 05:35 PM


lembu berjalan terkepit2
dihimpit menjadi nasi impit


Toilet Q BERbau hancing
Nasi impit dan ayaq mata kucing
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:47 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 16-2-2009 05:42 PM


awal pagi kukus aPAM
malam nanti nk kena mengePAM


lame x nmpk kepam
wa dh setel PAM
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:48 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 16-2-2009 05:44 PM


masak lemak daun asin
lu kedekut taik idung masin


me goreng atau me jawa
saper suh lu rase taik idong wa
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:50 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 16-2-2009 05:45 PM


menahan bau hilang arah
gigi eMAS penunjuk arah


menacri pusat
tp masih lg sesat
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Post time 16-2-2009 05:51 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 16-2-2009 05:47 PM


Toilet Q BERbau hancing
Nasi impit dan ayaq mata kucing


kembar ray n roy
mau perut makin boroi
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