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Post time 12-10-2006 02:30 PM | Show all posts
Basket is
raga, wood is
kayu, bila I terjaga i
terus ingat kat

u, this is kulit
kerang, jumpe tepi
kayu, I ckp terus
terang, I miss gile

kat u!!
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Post time 16-10-2006 06:37 PM | Show all posts
1 mlm pencuri masuk kerumah janda..
Lalu diugut " mau TamaT atau mau NikmaT"
Janda pilih NikMaT..

Lepas dapat NikMaT, janda pulak ugut pencuri.
"mau PuLanG atau mau UlanG" ?
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Post time 16-10-2006 06:44 PM | Show all posts
3 orang anak kembar sedang berbual dalam perut emaknya!

Anak 1 : Bile aku kuar, aku nak jadi JURUTELA ELEKTRIK, nak pasang lampu dalam perut mak ni, gelap !

Anak 2 : Aku nak jadi TUKANG PAIP, blh pasang saluran air dalam ni, banyak air la..!

Anak 3 : Aku nak jadi PENYIASAT, nak siasat sape BUDAK KEPALA BOTAK yang selalu kuar masuk-kuar masuk dalam ni, lepas tu pancut air pulak kat muke kite...
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Post time 16-10-2006 06:47 PM | Show all posts
if
i die
& go 2
heaven
& GOD
ask me
wats my
last w!sh
i'll
pAuse
4 a
wHile
2
look
at
U
&
iF
i see U
cRyiNg
i
wud
say
"GOD, give me a minute 2 hug my luvly hONey.."
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Post time 18-10-2006 03:02 PM | Show all posts
Care is 1 of d main
ingredient that
keeps closeness
alive despite

distance &
schedule!
since I can't
always see u, let

my care be with
you always!..
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Post time 18-10-2006 03:02 PM | Show all posts
Klu awk
"BACA" msg nie
awk "SUKA" saya
Klu awk

"PADAM"msj ni
awk"RINDU"saya
klu awk"BALAS"
awk"CINTA"saya

klu awk
tk"BUAT"apa2
awk"MILIK"saya.
ape awk

nk "BUAT"?
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Post time 18-10-2006 03:03 PM | Show all posts
,**, * * +
(  c ' ? + *
>--</")
Alhamdulillah,

ku b'syukur atas
nikmatmu ya
ALLAH
& berikanlah

segala kejayaan,
ketenangan &
Kebahagiaan kpd
kwnku ini
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Post time 18-10-2006 03:04 PM | Show all posts
==========
I     .-""-.    I
I     ( '.' )    I
I=(,,)=(,,)='I


Jengok2 kat
tingkap,



Hati ini t'igt
kat org bc sms ni,



Tertanya2..tgh
watper tu??
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Post time 18-10-2006 03:05 PM | Show all posts
IF I WAS A TEAR,
I WAN2 B BORN
IN UR EYES,
LIVE ON UR CHEEKS

AND DIE ON UR LIPS...
BUT IF U
WERE MY TEARS,
I WOULD NVR CRY

COZ I NVR
WANNA LOOSE U....
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Post time 18-10-2006 03:06 PM | Show all posts
1-4-3
is numerically
saying
"I MISS YOU"

but
wat if
i ask
u

2-3-4-2-3
same as
" DO YOU MISS
ME TOO?"

hope
u
answer
me

3-2-1
as
"YES I DO"
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Post time 25-10-2006 09:34 AM | Show all posts
tangan dihulur tp x sampai
senyum diukir tp x nampak
sms dkirim tanda ingatan
di aidilfitri kita bermaafan
selamat hari raya aidilfitri
maafzahir & batin
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Post time 25-10-2006 09:35 AM | Show all posts
pilta dletak d atas para
hendak dnyalakan dtepi perigi
sms dhantar penganti kad raya
tanda ingatan d aidilfitri
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Post time 25-10-2006 09:37 AM | Show all posts
dlm kerendahan hati
ada ketinggian budi
dlm kemiskinan harta
ada kekayaan jiwa
dlm gurau senda
ada khilaf & dosa
SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF
ZAHIR & BATIN
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Post time 25-10-2006 09:39 AM | Show all posts
sukat utk menjelaskan keikhlasan
lg sukar utk menzahirkan kejujuran
tp lagi sukar & pahit utk
menyatakan ketulusan hati
salam aidilfitri
mohon maaf zahir & batin
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Post time 25-10-2006 09:40 AM | Show all posts
makan rendang ditepi sawah
jgn lupa ketupat raya
kalau ada silap dan salah
ampun dan maaf dpinta
selamat hari raya maaf zahir & batin
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Post time 25-10-2006 09:42 AM | Show all posts
jambangan indah lagi berseri
menjadi hiasan di aidilfitri
sms dihantar penganti diri
tanda ingatan tak layu dihati
selamat menyambut hari raya aidilfitri
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Post time 26-10-2006 11:10 PM | Show all posts
@"""@ Selama+
(    ,") Hari Raya
(,,)")') Aidilfi+ri
Maaf Dipin+a

Andai +'salah
Kata + t'kasar
Bicara & Sikap
Menyaki+kan Ha+ti..

Maaf Zahir &
Batin..
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Post time 8-11-2006 04:50 PM | Show all posts
Choose One
Number.....
00
21

88
72
13
24

33
99
11
I'll Sent To U

The Meaning After U
Reply My Msg...


---------------------------
The Answer Is.....
00-Nothing
Between Us
21-Maybe I'm

In Ur Heart
88-U Love Me
72-U Hate Me
13-U Like Me

24-I'm Ur
Sweetest One
33-I'm Ur Dear
99-I'm Ur Friend

11-I'm Ur Life
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Post time 8-11-2006 04:51 PM | Show all posts
Biarlh Hazami dgn
MUNGKIR
BAHAGIAnya..


Walau ct dgn
BIARLAH RAHSIA..



Biarkn Once
memuja DEALOVA..



tp kite..kite xkn
PUPUS, xkn
PUDAR..


Kita ttp TEMAN TP
MESRA!
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Post time 8-11-2006 04:52 PM | Show all posts
Hsil Kjian UIA
gombak;



Air soya haram
diminum.



Sila sebarkn brite
ini kpd 10 org
muslim

Ye..kajian ini benar
Air Soya haram
dminum
jike tidak dibayar;

he he
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