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senyap sunyi jer
meh... baca jokes
aku cilok dr blog my pren...
Never Argue With Kids....
My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago"
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On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents".
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture" Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor".
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead".
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A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.
"Wow, Miss Collins!" on echild exlaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on!" Another child piped up, " I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!" |
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kak niy...
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wehhh... ada orang
best nya
tak lah kesaorangan  |
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Reply #1850 niy's post
aku baru jer masuk sini
bz lah
eventho semua boss tak de
banyak keja depa tinggalkan suruh buat  |
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Reply #1850 niy's post
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jom kite gosip... |
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Reply #1851 chekshu's post
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lama x borak ngn cikshu... |
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Post time 18-11-2008 04:09 PM
