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All About Pasangan Popla - Tok Ti.. poo Situ Sana Sini & Tok K..ertu

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 Author| Post time 7-7-2006 04:12 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by harisbee at 7-7-2006 04:05 PM


aku cakap apa??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ada aku nafi aku pernah bergossip???????????????????????????????????????????????????
aku cakap korang kan s ...


udah nulis style sayo pulak....:lol
udah la tu korang, jangan disakat lagi budak tu...dah hampir nak jadi sasau dah tu...satgi tak dan tengok mek et bersanding, dah kena pi antaq tg rambutan..sian dia.
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:16 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Amiin_al_Kalam at 7-7-2006 04:10 PM


dah la dol...
tak yah la lu berposting lagi....
menyesal plak wa rasa sebab wa pernah cabar karatz siti seperti lu ni utk buat posting backing siti...
alih-alih mcm ni jadinya...

wa rasa  ...



kengkawan aku cakap..... jantan yang cakap belit-belit niiii...... jantan yang hmmmm...... yang biler jalan terkipit-kepit!!!
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:17 PM | Show all posts

Reply #1922 SAYONARA's post

lu tertinggal perkataan 'kencing sambil duduk'....
lelaki yg suka cakap berbelit-belit mcm mat bee bin dol ni dorang kencing sambil duduk... dorang tak pandai nak kencing berdiri...
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:19 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by harisbee at 7-7-2006 04:05 PM


aku cakap apa??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ada aku nafi aku pernah bergossip???????????????????????????????????????????????????
aku cakap korang kan s ...



wakakakakakaka........... kesiannye aku tengok fren aku yg sowang ni........ mcm frust menonggeng je..........

bee......... hang jgn terjun bangunan taw..... kalau ct xde....... sekrah tembam masih kosong.........hang boleh masuk jarum....

lagi satu......kalau hang xde...dgn sape lagi aku nak beramas2....:lol :lol :lol

wakakakakakakakaka
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:21 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Nicole at 7-7-2006 04:11 PM



mat bee hang jgn risaulah..... skarang ct maseh muda..... dk pun baru 47.... maseh bertenaga nak melayan ct..... tunggu lagi 10-15 tahun..... anu kertu x leh naek...... mase tu aku rase ct ak ...



aku takut dia tak larat nak layannnn.......
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by icelemontea at 7-7-2006 04:12 PM


udah nulis style sayo pulak....:lol
udah la tu korang, jangan disakat lagi budak tu...dah hampir nak jadi sasau dah tu...satgi tak dan tengok mek et bersanding, dah kena pi antaq tg rambutan.. ...



tu lerrrrrrrrrrrr............... dia ni memang kuat latah sket ice........ sebab terlalu kuat latah lerrrrr habih kisah silam dia kuar......... sat gi dia latahhhh mau dia terjun bangunan..............
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:24 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Amiin_al_Kalam at 7-7-2006 04:17 PM
lu tertinggal perkataan 'kencing sambil duduk'....
lelaki yg suka cakap berbelit-belit mcm mat bee bin dol ni dorang kencing sambil duduk... dorang tak pandai nak kencing berdiri...



tu yang aku pelikkk tu...... selalunya........ lelaki yang jenissss kuat berangan ni gakkk jenissss yanggg tak leh berdiri tegak lelama.......
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:24 PM | Show all posts
weeyy tak yah la kita kutuk mat bee bin dol lagi.... si bahlul ni dah kuar forum dah.... cuba lu tgk kat members visiting this forum nama dia dah takde...


dia pagi cari kambing ler tu nak toron....
tak pun tengah masukkan tangan dlm seluar nak main sendiri.....
stop la kita kutuk dia yer.... sian dia .... mat bee tu anak mak.... anak mak tak leh kutuk lebih-lebih...



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Post time 7-7-2006 04:26 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by icelemontea at 7-7-2006 03:09 PM


takkan sedang-sedang aje...dia mana puas...mesti extravaganza baru sesuwai ngan dia :nyorok: gak.  


kalu gitu tukar moto nih "LUAR BIASA HEBAT!!!!!!":nyorok:
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:30 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Amiin_al_Kalam at 7-7-2006 04:24 PM
weeyy tak yah la kita kutuk mat bee bin dol lagi.... si bahlul ni dah kuar forum dah.... cuba lu tgk kat members visiting this forum nama dia dah takde...


dia pagi cari kambing ler tu nak toro ...



kalo dia kuar dalam keadaan normal.... it's ok ler.... tapiii..... kalo dia kuar dalam keadaan kepala tak betoiii....... aku risau suar dia cipta peta malaysia lak!!!!
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:33 PM | Show all posts
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alamak....mat bee bin dol masuk balik la.......
alahai cepat nyer klimaksss....
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:38 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by harisbee at 7-7-2006 04:32 PM
CT...tolongla puaskan hati pemenat ko tuh...kawin jer dgn DK...kasi meka ni berdansa 44 malam 45 hari....hahahahahahha



mat bee bin dol dah tak jadi karaz siti lagi la.....:lol

wa heran dgn status kewarasan si mat bee ni...

si bahlul ni dah sewel ker.....?
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Post time 7-7-2006 04:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Amiin_al_Kalam at 7-7-2006 04:38 PM



mat bee bin dol dah tak jadi karaz siti lagi la.....:lol

wa heran dgn status kewarasan si mat bee ni...

si bahlul ni dah sewel ker.....?



ehhh...... kat posting mana yang dia tu BERLIDAH BERCABANG??????  nak gakkk aku baca..... mana tauuu kot-kot aku leh gelak geguling lepas baca stat dia....
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Post time 7-7-2006 05:01 PM | Show all posts
nie dpt dr emel...kalo ada yg dh tepek sori la...malas nak telek...
gila power buat wat sindiran secara senyap utk CT nie...bravo bro..

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Malaysia 's 3 Most Sensational Couples

Sensational:   /sen'sei.shen.el/ adjective
something very exciting or interesting, or something which causes
great excitement or interest I'll say it's sensational if people around you find it entertaining
to talk about it for hours.
I'll call it sensational if it is discussed in daily newspapers,
tabloids, magazines and junk mails.
I'll define it sensational if i'm not that interested, but still
knowing pretty much about it.

Malaysia 's 3rd Most Sensational Couple goes to....

Datuk K & Siti

Whoever who have not heard about this should be shot in the ear 5
times.
Rumours say reception will be held at Kuala Lumpur Convention
Centre on 08/08/06. Wonder what takes them so long. Could it be the ex-wifey
> > throwing tantrums? Meanwhile, Siti keeps singing. Singing her life.
And cashing it too, why not.

Siti sings: Pernahkah Kau Bermimpi Seketika Berada Di Tempatku
Membayangkan Pahit Manis Berlalu Entah Siapa Yang Tahu
I hear: I know all of you girls want to be in my shoes. Who
doesn't? Talent. Beauty. Fame. Money. Awards. Gifts. Everything is perfect.
But there's a bitter side to it too, that you don't know. The bitter
side is... i can't seem to find a suitable one. Not even Fazlee. Maybe
i'm too perfect (although i can't speak inggerish). ::sigh::

Siti sings: Mungkin Nanti Kau Jua Merasakan Berdepan Dengan Kata
Menyesakkan. Takkan Tugumu Kebal, Tiada Pertimbangan.
I hear: I met a sweet talker. My body melts. My judgment's gone.
His name is Datuk K. He made me human. He made me mortal like all of you. At
last. And i'm lovin it

Siti sings: Keheningan Malam Membangunkan. Kepayahan Jiwa
Meluahkan.Andai Kau Jujur Memahami. Tiadaku Menjauhi.
I hear: My nights have been sleepless. I'm always thinking of ways
to  express my feeling to him (in other form than singing). He doesn't
understand that i'm not used to falling in love. That is why.
Sometimes i run. Sometimes i hide. Sometimes i'm scared of the press. But all i
wanna do is to hold him tight. But i can't.

Siti sings: Dan Kisahku Yang Masih Panjang Menambahkan Berat Yang
Memandang. Lantas Ku Pendam, Ku Putuskan Biarlah Rahsia.
I hear: I wish he could marry me immediately, but that's
impossible. I can't believe he's still not done with his previous marriage. I
cannot to be her madu. I am Siti Nurhaliza. No. 1 singer in Malaysia . No. 1
beauty icon. No.1 in everything. No one can make me No.2. Not even him!!!
So while i'm waiting for him to settle his past, Mangga, URTV and
friends are going to bitch about me. Oh, you know how i hate them right K-Baby? That is why i decided to keep all we have as a secret. I will try my
best not to deny, so i won't break your heart.

Siti sings: Semakin Aku Hidup Dalam Cinta Tiada Kuasa Mampu Menghalangnya.
Hentikan Kata Kata Bertulangkan Dusta.
I hear: And my last say... to my baby-K, don't worry, i'm already drowning
in your love. Am already yours. To the press out there... stop
bitchin & shut the f-up!

It's a very very sad love song. I feel her pain.
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Post time 7-7-2006 05:21 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Amiin_al_Kalam at 7-7-2006 04:38 PM



mat bee bin dol dah tak jadi karaz siti lagi la.....:lol

wa heran dgn status kewarasan si mat bee ni...

si bahlul ni dah sewel ker.....?


ello...aku  masih peminat CT...tp bukan peminat DK...korang la minatla DK...
x merestui CT nikah dgn DK..x semestinya aku ni bukan peminat CT lagi..Love CT...huhuhu
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Post time 7-7-2006 05:39 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by harisbee at 7-7-2006 05:21 PM


ello...aku  masih peminat CT...tp bukan peminat DK...korang la minatla DK...
x merestui CT nikah dgn DK..x semestinya aku ni bukan peminat CT lagi..Love CT...huhuhu



apa ko cakap ni???????  Ko bukan peminat Dk..... tapiiii.... KO LAKKK TUDUH KITA ORANG TAK MERETUI CT KAWIN NGAN DK?????? Iyer ke kita ornag tak restu..... uikkkssssss...... bab CT kawin ngan DK niiii aku suka gegilerrrr..... SEBABNYA......... AKU NAK TENGOK MACAMANA CT DOK SEBELAH ATAS PELAMIN NGAN ORANG TUA..... AKU NAK CT PUN BAKAL TERIMA MADU....... AKU NAK CT TERIMA NASIB APA YANG TZ TERIMA MASA JADIK WIFE DK..... dannnn......... AKU AKAN RASA DIRI AKU BERUNTUNG........ SEBAB DALAM BAB JODOH AKU LEBEY MENGATASI CT!!!!
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Post time 7-7-2006 05:58 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by SAYONARA at 7-7-2006 05:39 PM



apa ko cakap ni???????  Ko bukan peminat Dk..... tapiiii.... KO LAKKK TUDUH KITA ORANG TAK MERETUI CT KAWIN NGAN DK?????? Iyer ke kita ornag tak restu..... uikkkssssss...... bab CT kawin ngan ...


baca elok2...
aku yg x merestui....bukan korang....korang sapa nak restui x restui ni...x layak..kuikuikuii
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Post time 7-7-2006 08:11 PM | Show all posts
kepala otak mat bee dah sama taraf dgn montot kera kat tepi umah nenek wa la...

apsal lu jadi mcm ni bee?
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Post time 8-7-2006 04:34 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Amiin_al_Kalam at 7-7-2006 08:11 PM
kepala otak mat bee dah sama taraf dgn montot kera kat tepi umah nenek wa la...

apsal lu jadi mcm ni bee?


ermmm ko ke kera tu? kuikuikui
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Post time 8-7-2006 07:16 PM | Show all posts
Korang semua penat-penat berdebat, Pak Habib senyum aje sebab duit masuk...buku dia laris beb ! Cari kesempatan betul...
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