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Post time 31-5-2007 02:43 PM | Show all posts
chibi pun nak kongsi gak.. Sori bebanyak klu dah ader...

M=Motivator
O=Only one
T=True Love
H=Heartiest
E=Exceptional
R=Responsible

LOVE UR MOTHER
Forward this sms to 10 friends
Your mother will have a long life..

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1 day u'll suprise..

2 c

ME beside YOU

U and Me LAUGHING

U and Me CRYING

U and Me DREAMING

U and Me TOGETHER FOREVER

juz U and Me

in

MENTAL HOSpITAL..
U patient and I doctor.. haha..

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"Mum, I wanna wear bra.."

"CANNOT!!"

"But Mum, I'm 15 already.."

"CANNOT!!"

"But Mum, Sis can wear it when she was 15.."

"I say cannot!! U stupid BOY!!"

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Tanda-tanda pengidap MISSCALL SYNDROME:

1.Gatal-gatal di bahagian jari,

2.Kurang minat bercakap,

3.Selera menekan bertambah,

4.Diikuti risiko kredit kurang!!

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Satu hari CINTA & KAWAN berjalan-jalan dalam sebuah kampung.. Tiba-tiba CINTA terjatuh dalam telaga..
Knp?
Kerana..
CINTA itu BUTA..
Lalu KAWAN pn ikut t'jun dlm telaga..
Knp?
Kerana..
KAWAN akan buat apa saja demi CINTA!!
Di dalam telaga CINTA hilang..
Knp?
Kerana..
CINTA itu halus, mudah hilang kalau x dijaga..
sukar dicari apatah lagi dalam telaga yg gelap..
Sedangkan KAWAN masih lg tcari2 dimana CINTA dan terus menunggu..
Knp?
Kerana..
KAWAN itu SETIA dan akan kekal sbg KAWAN..
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Post time 5-6-2007 11:59 AM | Show all posts
A'kom!




Kom apa?




Kombat.




Bat apa?




Batmen.




Men apa?




Mentol.




Tol apa?




Tolak.




Lak apa?




Laksa.




Sa apa?




SAJE NK
KACAU..hehe!
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Post time 5-6-2007 12:07 PM | Show all posts
Sometimes CARING is
better than LOVING..
TEA is better
than COFFEE..

and SMILE is better
than LAUGHTER..
and NOTHINGS better
than FRIENDSHIP!!
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Post time 5-6-2007 12:10 PM | Show all posts
mArAng kErApU
mAtAng skEpEr,
ikAn kErApU nAIk
skUtEr, jLn2

kELILIng k0tA, kEnA
thn wAt
sLAmbEr, mtk LEsEn
ckp x dE, sj nk tny

tgh WAT pE???!!!.
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Post time 6-6-2007 01:27 PM | Show all posts
sSsHhh..
()"""'()
( -o- ) tgh
((")(")) d0a,

agAr ALLAH
kUrNiAknmU
k'bAhAgiAn &
LinDUNgi mU

ARiNi, eS0k..
& sLamAnyA
sErTa d'muRhkn
rEzEki sLaLoO..
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Post time 11-6-2007 07:34 AM | Show all posts
Ingatkan sy
supaya ingatkn
awk supaya x
lupakan sy

klu awk lupa,
sy ingatkn awk
supaya ingatkan
sy utk ingatkan

awk supaya awk
x lupakan sy..
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Post time 11-6-2007 07:36 AM | Show all posts
Ice is cream,
love is a dream,
but our friendship
is evergreen..

Dont make friends before
understanding and dont
break friendship after
understanding
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Post time 11-6-2007 07:38 AM | Show all posts
You look sweet when
you read my SMS
Sweeter when you
read n smile..

but you look sweetest
when you read,
smile and reply..
so try to look

sweetest always
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Post time 12-6-2007 09:23 AM | Show all posts
sahabat...
bukan satu tapi
beribu..bukan sementara
tapi selamanya..

bukan untuk dimusuhi
tapi disayangi..
bukan untuk dilupai
tapi diingati..

bukan hanya disini
tapi dimana-mana..
bukan setakat ini tapi
hingga hujung nyawa...
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Post time 12-6-2007 09:25 AM | Show all posts
sebanyak mana awak
'RINDU' saya



lebih banyak saya
'MERINDUI' awak



tapi sebanyak mana awak
'MELUPAKAN' saya



tak sedikit pun saya
MELUPAKAN' awak..
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Post time 12-6-2007 09:26 AM | Show all posts
Biar rindu asal
x jemu,
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Post time 12-6-2007 09:27 AM | Show all posts
in FRENCH:
"je T'amie"



in SAPANISH:
"Te Quiro"



in ITALIAN:
"Te amo"



in YUGOSLAVIA:
"VolimTe"



in ENGLISH:
"i Miss You"
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Post time 12-6-2007 09:28 AM | Show all posts
@>-/-
@>--
Ukhwahfillah..
Bukan yG SelalU

dekAT Dimata..
bUkan yg kerAP
BicaraNYa TetApi
yg Setia Dihati daN

DiingatI..dlm
SetiAp BiSiKan dOa..
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Post time 13-6-2007 10:12 AM | Show all posts
,/'>
  ,/' <,/'>  <' >  ,/'>
<,/'> ,/'   ,/'>  <,/'
    <,/'   <,/'  <,>

SuaTu YG TuLuS,




DaTaNG




DaRi HaTi..




RiNGkaS




TaPI
ikhLas



MISS U A LOT..!
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Post time 13-6-2007 10:13 AM | Show all posts
.+""+.
Hi!



.+""+.
+
"+. i


.+""+.
+
"+.
     +miss

.+""+.+""+ you
+
"+.
     "+.

.+""+.+""+.
+  Good   +
"+.nite.+"
     "+.+"
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Post time 14-6-2007 12:02 PM | Show all posts
S-A-H-A-B-A-T
membawa ERTI:



S
Sayang



A
Akrab



H
Hati



A
Amanah



B
Budi



A
Apologise



T
Tolong



7 sikap itulah yg
perlu ada dalam
setiap diri
sahabat..
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Post time 14-6-2007 12:04 PM | Show all posts
()". ."() Apapun
(  O,  ) moodmu
(,,)o(,,) skrg


Ku harapkan..




()"._"() smsku
(   o,  ) buatmu
(,,)o(,,) TERSENYUM


SEMOGA CERIA2
SELALU
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Post time 14-6-2007 12:06 PM | Show all posts
~Linda~
11:26:47pm
31.05.2007

  ,,,
(',')
<l"'l>
  /"L

    ,,,
<('O')> Woi..!
    l"l rindu la
   ./"L

  ,,,
('O')/ kat awak..
/l"l tak caye ke?
'/"L
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Post time 15-6-2007 02:22 PM | Show all posts
.:i!i!i!:.:i!i!i:.
:'i (')""(')  i:
  ". ('o', ) ."
     '+
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Post time 15-6-2007 02:26 PM | Show all posts
(X)"X*(XX)
.X*"X"*X.*XX"X"X
*.
(X'Xo'X, ) *X i

MXIsXSX UX*
(,X(X"X)XX(X")X
"X* X_ _X*X"
Edit sms ni & pdm

smua X,
ada ssuatu yg
trsembunyi..

*****
Sms nie bila diedit
akan jadi mcm ni plak..
cute tul lor..


()"*() .*""*.*""*.
( 'o',) * I MIsS U*
(,(")(")  "*_ _*"
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