Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy...!"
Tony: "Thanks!! She is actually a robot named "Maria". If you press her right breast, she takes dictation...and if you press her left breast, she types letters!
I'll lend her to you for a day. You can see and enjoy her functions...."
The Next Day, Peter called Tony from hospital and shouted: "You bastard! You didn't tell me that the "HOLE'' between her legs is a pencil sharpener..!!