17 valid reasons why spouses CHEAT on their wives/husbands

amazed

ni ada gak pompuan yg ada affair ngan married man..... dok bising kata... how could he do this to me???? i thought we had a good relationship????? ( LMFAO....     how can an affair can be considered as a 'good' relationship - beyond me!!!!)
tarak kira la  6 taon ker... 2 taon ker.. 10 taon ker... affair is an affair....!!! even 'good people' have affairs !!!



Here are the 17 valid reasons people have for cheating on their spouses:

Break out into selfhood (so you can be and express yourself – painting might also help).

Accidental (crashing into a tree is usually accidental, or breaking a glass, but never sex. Unless, of course, you get so drunk that you can’t tell the difference between your partner and your next-door neighbour).

Sexual panic (to prove that you are still sexually capable – as if you can’t prove that with your partner).

Let’s kill this relationship (and see if it comes back to life).

Mid-marriage crisis (will add sparkle to a stale or problematic marriage).

Trading up (when you’ve “moved on” but your spouse hasn’t – note: spouses should not be upgraded like cars or houses).

Heating up your marriage (the fear of being found out will add more spice to your marriage).

I just needed to indulge myself (shades of Bill Clinton).

Ejector seat (either your spouse will kick you out or your lover will give you the courage to quit).

See if (see if what you’ve been missing in your marriage can be found elsewhere).

Distraction (will make you forget life’s difficulties – a game of Monopoly or a glass of wine might also do the trick).

Surrogate therapy (will help you overcome feelings of inadequacy, frustration, etc – a shrink might also help).

Do I still have it? (sounds like sexual panic).

Having an experience I missed out on (there’s always bungee jumping, or origami, or trekking in Nepal to consider).

Revenge (creepy).

Midlife crisis (sounds like sexual panic again).

Unmet needs (what happened to unmet commitments?).




my advice to anyone contemplating an affair?   either you’re married or you’re not; there’s nothing in between!!!

cmf_tupaihangus

well said!..

alangGIRL

ala... kalau nak berskandal tu, seribu satu alasan lah boleh kasi nak justify keskandalan tuh, ini tak kira laki ke pompuan ke, sama ajerk...

MrsJohn

exactly, there's nothing in between,
don't play play...

ParinAmat

Curang versi AKUstika..
1. Terlalu meluah perasaan pada orang lain, pastu elok dilayan.. sedar2 terjatuh cinta
2. Tiada perhatian dari somi/istri..
3. Tidak puas di tempat tidur..
4. Saje suka2..
5. Memang nak cari pasangan lain..