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Post time 28-8-2014 04:54 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, diatas katil....... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut
usia baru masuk tidur.

Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu....

Si isteri bersuara,"Dulu-dulu tu..... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido."

Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu mula mengantuk semula.

Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya."

Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuhbibirnya ke pipi si isteri.

Lepas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......."

Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.

Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?"

Dengan marah suaminya menjawab, "Nak gi amik gigi la ni!!!"
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Post time 28-8-2014 05:16 PM | Show all posts
eh, xyah pakai gigi pun ok je la ekekekekeke
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goss79 posted on 28-8-2014 05:16 PM
eh, xyah pakai gigi pun ok je la ekekekekeke

Guna gusi tak rasa apa apa kot....

Last edited by mattzzx on 28-8-2014 05:21 PM

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Post time 28-8-2014 05:27 PM | Show all posts
lorh
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Post time 21-10-2014 02:57 PM | Show all posts
HAHAHA klu x pkai gg rse cm bby la plak..
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BellExOra posted on 21-10-2014 02:57 PM
HAHAHA klu x pkai gg rse cm bby la plak..

itu yg best kot....bukan gigitan tapi gusian ....

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Post time 21-10-2014 07:28 PM | Show all posts
sporting sungguh pak nyer....
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Post time 22-10-2014 01:10 AM | Show all posts
Harharharhar tacingnyer...
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Post time 22-10-2014 07:08 AM | Show all posts
astro..

+1 hehehe
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Post time 21-12-2014 02:49 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 23-12-2014 01:50 PM | Show all posts
oklah tu...dlm ngantuk2 tetap layan bini...jalankan kewajipan...
siap bgn ambik gigi lagi...
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Post time 27-12-2014 12:26 AM | Show all posts
check in nak tutip tacang..hehe
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