Pengumuman Juruterbang yang sangat SEMPOI!

Cluster77

Korang pernah tak dapat naik penerbangangan yang sangat sempoi macam dalam catatan Matlutfi di bawah ni.

Haritu aku naik flight balik Malaysia, pilot dia lawak dan friendly gila. Awan tebai jugak dan kapai terbang bergoncang agak lama, tapi pilot tu rilek ja buat announcement

"As you could feel, we have been experiencing turbulence at the moment, please fasten your seat belt and remain seated. The turbulence might be be due to the smoke coming from the fried rice prepared by my mum down there."

I laughed and kiddingly mocked him

"Lame captain lame!"

Masa dia announce nak serve alcohol pun cool

"We are going to serve alcohol soon, but as you probably know alcohol will eventually thicken your blood and you don't want that in this pressurised cabin. So drink water, water is gooood."

I smiled. He even gave some life advise

"Although this is a cheap airline flight, but remember, there is nothing cheap in this world."

Bahaha. I told mum on this and she was kinda worried

"Bolehka duk melawak macamtu? Bahaya kot."

I don't know. But if I were to die up there, or anywhere really, I wanna die happy and smiling. And with a captain that give da'wah within his capability

kentel

flight apa ni? AA?

Cluster77

AA la kot. Katanya LCC dari ayat juruterbang tu.

tediber

Saya naik MAS dari Langkawi-KLIA 12/12/2014
Flite sepatutnya 9.35pm tapi delay 10.15pm

selepas 15 minit berlepas, pesawat bergegar2, kuat.
Siap berombak2 lagi.
Ada sesetangahnya menjerit risau.
Pramugara dok simbah air dekat laluan tengah.
Untuk tujuan apa ya?

Tapi takde pulak pengumuman sempoi macam dekat atas tu.
He he he he..
Dok berzikir saja.
ALhamdulillah, selamat landing di KLIA.

outcast

AA arituh dr singapore , red eye flight
sempoi gilerr.. terkekek2 passanger   gelak
even demo waktu  nk berlepas pun kelakar .. hahaha

dee_dee

aku penah naik flight g krabi, pilot dia kelakar gile..semua tepuk tangan after landing.

contoh, pls pls if we have emergency left your phone, iphone, note, 3310, ipad, tab and even your boyfriend behind!.

on the left we could see cloud and the right also we could see cloud.

byk lg la lawak dia buat.. mmg best... enjoy even flight less than 1 hr.

outcast

dee_dee posted on 15-12-2014 12:19 PM
aku penah naik flight g krabi, pilot dia kelakar gile..semua tepuk tangan after landing.

contoh,  ...

haha mcm sama je pilot kita .. same  jokes
even pasal fasten seat belt pun dia buat kelakar , siap panggil steward/stewardess dia  autobots

pittjie

Cluster77 posted on 12-12-2014 08:22 AM
AA la kot. Katanya LCC dari ayat juruterbang tu.

kalau ikut satu ayat pilot tu "we are going to serve alcohol soon ..." macam flight tu serve benda tu free. AA tak announce mcm tu kan. not "serve" tapi "jualan" or something la.

airisa

AA yg selalu buat ayat2 sempoi ..
1. flight to jogja (almost 10 yrs ago)
pilot buat announcement masa dah fly lepas singapore airspace .. " those passengers seating on the right, please look out of your window, you could see Singapore Airlines aircrafts on the race with us, but definitely we are not interested"
2. flight from Phom Penh
Chief steward buat safety announcement
"sila berikan tumpuan kepada makhluk tuhan yang paling cantik di hadapan anda" .. tersipu2 malu stewardess yg nak buat demo tu .. and he continues to merepek2 lagi .. sampaikan in english pun sama jugak .. memang lepas tu, semua pax tepuk tgn la ..
yg lagi kelakarnya pulak, my secretary tersalah buat order utk my meals, by default, our tix comes with nasi lemak & i requested utk tukar ke nasi bukhara .. masa tu, dia lupa utk untick kat nasi lemak tu .. so, i dpt 2 meal for 2 hours flight .. same goes to my other colleague .. boleh pulak tu, masa chief steward tu serve i, dia habaq kat nearby paxs, "you see, she ordered two!!!" adoiii ... geram sebab malu pun ada jugak ..

SAS (scandinavian airlines) masa dok pusing kat atas london nak tunggu clearance utk landing di Heathrow
"we are now going to give you a free tour of london from air .. on your left in london bridge .. bla bla bla .."
tapi memang best la

MAS a bit skema la ..

watie_na

bestnya..tak bosan...

ice_sky92

Hahaha. Lawak la baca korang punya story. Sepanjang aku naik kapal terbang tak pernah pun pilot buat lawak....