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Post time 8-4-2014 03:14 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Terdapat beberapa ekor lembu jantan hendak berenang menyeberang sungai. Tetapi sungai tersebut di huni oleh beberapa ekor buaya yang suka memakan buah zakar lembu.

Maka, beberapa ekor lembu itu pun bertekad untuk berenang dan menyeberangi sungai. Kesemua lembu2 jantan tersebut telah di makan buah zakarnya kecuali seekor lembu tersebut yang terselamat. Buah zakarnya tidak berjaya dimakan oleh buaya2 yg lapar itu.

Apakah rahsiahnya? Sila jawab. Kalau tak tau sy akan bagi jawapannya. :p ... Last edited by misterprince on 8-4-2014 03:17 PM

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Post time 8-4-2014 03:27 PM | Show all posts
lembu tu berenang gaya kuak lentang...
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Post time 8-4-2014 03:56 PM | Show all posts
ada lembu betina kulum buah zakarnya masa menyeberang
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Post time 8-4-2014 05:02 PM | Show all posts
Motifff....
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Post time 8-4-2014 05:02 PM | Show all posts
shogun77 posted on 8-4-2014 03:27 PM
lembu tu berenang gaya kuak lentang...

Saya kunci jawapan ini...
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Post time 8-4-2014 06:39 PM | Show all posts
ip_lepat posted on 8-4-2014 03:56 PM
ada lembu betina kulum buah zakarnya masa menyeberang

ehemm.....
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Post time 8-4-2014 07:40 PM | Show all posts
Sebab semua buaya tu dah kenyang.

Maaf ya tuan tanah, situasi tu lain kali tak mau yang overrated. Boleh je ubah guna situasi yang lain.
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Post time 8-4-2014 07:55 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 8-4-2014 06:39 PM
ehemm.....

mcmtu yg aku baca jwp soklan tu..
sori mod...
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Post time 9-4-2014 01:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bersetuju dengan jawapan kuak lentang tu... Last edited by JDT on 9-4-2014 01:03 AM

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Post time 9-4-2014 01:59 PM | Show all posts
lembu tu pakai seluar dalam
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Post time 10-4-2014 08:52 AM | Show all posts
seekor lembu untuk seekor buaya..

ada lebih lembu dari buaya..

maka lembu extra tu selamat dari dimakan buaya..
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Post time 10-4-2014 01:31 PM | Show all posts
lembu yang sekor tu pakai spender cap crocodile..jadi buaya tu ingat lembu tu geng beliau
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Post time 10-4-2014 02:10 PM | Show all posts
boya sume kenyang
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Post time 11-4-2014 07:21 AM | Show all posts
lembu tu berenang sambil pegang telur@buah zakar
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Post time 11-4-2014 07:42 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lembu tu buah zakar dia keciiiiiiiiik saja. Suara pula halus lembut. Buaya tak lalu nak ngap.
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Post time 11-4-2014 12:35 PM | Show all posts
lembu tu lalu ikut jambatan
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Post time 14-4-2014 03:06 PM | Show all posts
lembu tu no ball mcm pok jib?
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Post time 15-4-2014 04:59 PM | Show all posts
yg sekor tu lembu khunsa
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Post time 20-4-2014 02:24 AM | Show all posts
lembu memakai bra  lalu buaya igt dia betina???
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Post time 28-4-2014 12:52 PM | Show all posts
die berenang sambil pakai cup mcm yg dipakai pemain american football
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