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BORAK BERSAMA ENCIKOTOT...EPISOD 1-NO SALESMAN/GIRL-

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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 11:19 AM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 11:12 AM
alaaa...bercuti amik la cuti... itu baru la bercuti sebab kene amik cuti...
klu dok umah sehari j ...

ko bg aku video games mehhh hahahhaha....
xkuar umah pon aku snggup hahahahhaha.......


emm bercuti sorg2 cam org dungu jek aku rase


elehhhhhhhhhh aku tau ko kaber malu....xmo ngaku pimnat tegar citer tamil...
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Post time 20-4-2013 11:32 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 11:19 AM
ko bg aku video games mehhh hahahhaha....
xkuar umah pon aku snggup hahahahhaha.......

cehh...suka main video games uper nyer ko nihh..

cuti sorg2 mana ade dungu... Aku ok jer pi sorang2... tak pun ko ajak je la kwan pi cuti2..


cehh...ko yg peminat tegar citer tamil, cakap aku plak..
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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 11:32 AM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 11:15 AM
hoohooo...main bola pun kene darah tinggi? ape la yg derang ni makan..

ntahlaa...jgn igt kurus, bersukan xleh dpt pnyakit okeh....

emm jap nih haaaa


aku plih sbb nma dia cam klakar..hahahha
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Post time 20-4-2013 11:33 AM | Show all posts
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cantik no nyerrr
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Post time 20-4-2013 11:35 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 11:32 AM
ntahlaa...jgn igt kurus, bersukan xleh dpt pnyakit okeh....

emm jap nih haaaa

itu la kan... slalu org kata orang gemuk yg ade sakit2 mcm2...
tapi yg kurus pun sama jerkk...
ko plak ade penyakit ape? kencing manis?


umakkk aiii...terkejot aku tgk gmbr ni masa aku nampak posting ko nih...
menakutkan nyer laa... tak sesuai dgn nama nyer...


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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 11:35 AM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 11:32 AM
cehh...suka main video games uper nyer ko nihh..

cuti sorg2 mana ade dungu... Aku ok jer  ...

pminat tegar video games...
jahanam sosial aku kalo dpt video games....
suma aku xpdulik.....

siyes ko cuti sengsorg?
apsal? xbosan ker?
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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 11:40 AM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 11:35 AM
itu la kan... slalu org kata orang gemuk yg ade sakit2 mcm2...
tapi yg kurus pun sama jerkk...
...

tulah psal.....
mkn jek kna jga..
aku pon riso..aku kuat mkn ahhahahha....
cuma ais ngn manis2 aku kurgkan....


hahahah sbb tu aku truk gmbr patrick...
nmpk lawak ahahhaha
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Post time 20-4-2013 11:40 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 11:35 AM
pminat tegar video games...
jahanam sosial aku kalo dpt video games....
suma aku xpdulik... ...

kalo kawin dgn ko nihh, aku kena pastikan NO video Games in the house la...
Kalau tak, ape keje pun tak leh buat...


siyes lorr.. aku biasa jer pi cuti sorg2.. aku nak ajak sape pi cuti2..
aku ni bukan ade kawan sgt.. i mean, kawan tu ramai la..tapi bukan kawan yg rapat..
ade sorang je la kwn yg rapat, tapi die pun ade hal dia.. klu time aku ajak die ada hal..tak dpt la nk pi bercuti sama2..
So aku pi sorang2 je la.. senang citer..  kalau everything pun nak kene harap ade kwn teman..ssh la...
pi makan pun, aku biasa pi sorang2 jer... senang citer..tak byk hal..

btw, perut aku sakit balik la..ni die craimee tetiba plak...
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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 11:45 AM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 11:40 AM
kalo kawin dgn ko nihh, aku kena pastikan NO video Games in the house la...
Kalau tak, ape keje p ...

.......aku isytiharkn perang dingn ngn ko.....


mmglaaa....tp cam xbest jek jn sorg2....
kalo stakt mkn minum nih no hal laaa..
tp kalo bercuti nih aku rase cam bdoh jek tau hahaha.....
aku nk kuar mkn jap..lunch time nih....

nnti aku reply lik okehh..

perot ko sakit lagik?
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Post time 20-4-2013 11:48 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 11:40 AM
tulah psal.....
mkn jek kna jga..
aku pon riso..aku kuat mkn ahhahahha....

asalkan ko tak overweight kira ok la...
ais tu mmg tak elok..tapi aku ni hantu ais...
manis, masin, lemak2 semer kene kurangkan... aku sendiri pun kurangkan bende2 tuh...
Nasi pun aku kurang kan... karbo byk sgt pun tak elok...
aku suka makan bihun sup, bihun goreng... tomyam.. bende2 sup2 la..semer aku suka..
then aku suka meratah lauk2.. hahaha...

sepadan la nama tu dgn si patrick dgn spongebob tuh...sama2 kotot..
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Post time 20-4-2013 11:57 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 11:45 AM
.......aku isytiharkn perang dingn ngn ko.....

berani ko nak istiharkan perang dingin dgn Aku?
silap2 ko yg mengalah...sebab tak tahan jadi mcm org dungu kt umah...
Dok dgn aku, tapi mcm dok sorang2...bercakap sorang2...


mcm tu ek ko rasa...
Aku plak rasa mcm ok jer... sbb aku just jln2 je la..dok tepi pantai sambil2 minum or makan rojak ker..
kalau pi beli2 suping2 pun aku biasa pi sorang jugak... klu ajak org, aku takut org tak suka ikut aku jalan2 suping..
sbb aku klu suping, aku ni byk window suping..kadang2 4 kali aku pusing jln TAR dgn masjik jamek tu baru 2, 3 brg jek aku beli...
klu aku beli la..kdang2 tu tak beli lansung...
sbb aku ni cerewet sket bab membeli...ssh nak berkenan..

makan elok2.. selamat berlunch...
a'ahh..sakit lagi perut nih..tapi die bukan sakit sentiasa..just kejap2 jer kene serang craimmed tuh...


Last edited by pistachios on 20-4-2013 11:59 AM

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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 12:07 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 11:48 AM
asalkan ko tak overweight kira ok la...
ais tu mmg tak elok..tapi aku ni hantu ais...
m ...

ko minum ais kot tu yg jdikan sakit tu mkin mnjadi2....
cer kurgkan,....
gtah lauk? hahahahha....
jga bdn mmg cmtulaaa..
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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 12:10 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 11:57 AM
berani ko nak istiharkan perang dingin dgn Aku?
silap2 ko yg mengalah...sebab tak tahan ...

xper ari khamis ko mesti tnduk kt somi ko nnti waakkakakakka...


nih laa pompuan....
jln belek sna snin tp blinye x...
buang msa jek bnyk
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Post time 20-4-2013 12:38 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 12:07 PM
ko minum ais kot tu yg jdikan sakit tu mkin mnjadi2....
cer kurgkan,....
gtah lauk? hahahahha... ...

ntah la..tapi smlm aku minum air panas jer kot..
yupp..ratah lauk2.. kira tak makan dgn nasi la...
klu ade ayam panggang, aku leh habis sekor ayam tuhh...
paling aku suka ayam dinding nyer ayam panggang.. sedappppp
tapi ssh nak cari ayam dindings nyer kedai..aku tau kt kuchai lama jer ade kedai dier...
jauh nak pi kesana membeli...

Jaga badan? aku jaga badan?
klu ko jumpa aku ko mesti tak caya ni aku... skrang ni dah macam belon aku nihh...
tahun 2011 jer aku kurus..then tahun lepas, sejak aku jatuh tuhh.. aku makin gemuk gara2 tak aktif..



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Post time 20-4-2013 12:41 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 12:10 PM
xper ari khamis ko mesti tnduk kt somi ko nnti waakkakakakka...

belum tentu weehhh
silap2 somi aku ngalah sbb nak pastikan khamis tu dpt bunuh setan..



Bukan buang masa..tapi memilih2 yg betul2 berkenan..
kang kalau belasah beli jer tak best..nanti balik umah merungut menyesal tak sudahh..
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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 12:42 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 12:38 PM
ntah la..tapi smlm aku minum air panas jer kot..
yupp..ratah lauk2.. kira tak makan dgn nasi l ...

dah tau sakit minum ais lagik
dgillllll......

ayam dindings? xsma ke ayam2 bese?
aku lak kalo mknana free mmg aku pntg jumpa
mmg licin.....


ko dah jdi body builder ke skrg nih
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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 12:44 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 12:41 PM
belum tentu weehhh
silap2 somi aku ngalah sbb nak pastikan khamis tu dpt bunuh setan.. {:1_ ...

........
ari gncatan snjata kekdahnye.....
jgn mlawan.....Allah murka


pompuan klabu mata kot...
sbb tu cmtu....


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Post time 20-4-2013 12:53 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 12:42 PM
dah tau sakit minum ais lagik
dgillllll......

errrmm.. aku nih ssh mo kasi buang minum ais..
tapi aku kurangkan laa...

ayam dinding ni sedappp... dari kecik lagi aku suka ayam dinding..
cuba la ko pi try makan...sedapppp sgttt...


a'ah..body builder belon nyer..



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Post time 20-4-2013 12:54 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-4-2013 12:44 PM
........
ari gncatan snjata kekdahnye.....
jgn mlawan.....Allah murka :lo ...

tak de makna nyerr...
Allah lagi murka kalau paksa2..


rambang mata la.. kelabu mata plak..
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Post time 20-4-2013 12:55 PM | Show all posts
EK, ko makan ape lunch tadik?
kejap jer ko pi lunch.. dekat je ker tmpt makan nyer tuhh...
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