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toke buli
aboi kene ligan dgn teri bogart selaku polis menangkap kaki pembuli
ps: sori gambaq kelam.. larut malam candid gambaq ni
[ Last edited by mrsaafifi on 15-2-2005 at 03:23 PM ] |
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Originally posted by blueharp at 15-2-2005 15:05:
memei kasi sms ke kat ummi suruh cepat balik umah??? 
hehehe... bruntung la ummi kalo meimei pandei sms.. tp kalo anak2 ummi ni pandai gune tepon misti tambah fenin pala ummi..
bace citer kat bawah ni.. kalo betul blaku mcm ni.... haruuuu... :geram:
When I was sixteen, my mom made me read Just Wait Until You Have Children of Your Own by Erma Bombeck. I laughed back then, never intending to have children myself. I still don't have any, unless you count pets as children (which I do). However the responsibilities are the same, the cost is the same, the frustrations are the same... the only difference is that animals can't talk.
But, once in a while I imagine what would happen if they could...
"Miss Mantle, your cat is on line three. Shall I put her through?"
"Yes, thank you." I reply, picking up the receiver. "Morgan?" I ask, "Is that you?"
Her tattling teenage voice calls out. "Mom? Ghost is on the fish tank again, and he won't get off of it."
"Honey," I reply. "I am trying to work. Can you please just take care of this for me?"
"He won't listen to me, mom!" Her voice calls out to her rowdy, younger by only three minutes, brother. "Ghost! Mom is on the phone and she says you had better get off or she's going to put you in the kennel with the dogs!"
"Morgan!" I whisper loudly, fully aware of the co-workers in the next cubicle. "You stop lying!"
"But mom," she whines, "He's going to eat the fish! He's trying to convince Blackie that they are food."
"All right," I sigh, "put him on." This is ridiculous, I thought, waiting for Morgan to retrieve her brother. They are old enough to take care of themselves. Honestly, do I have to do everything? Ghost's voice comes over the line. "What?" He asks in the most rebellious voice possible.
I remain silent, waiting for him to address me civilly. "Hello?" He asks. I wait a bit longer, he is almost there. "Mom, are you there?"
"That's better," I reply firmly. "Now, you will leave those fish alone. They are not here for your entertainment. And neither is your sister." I add quickly. "You quit teasing her this instant. Haven't you got any homework to do?"
"Awww, mom. We're on break. And we're bored. There's nothing to do."
"Well," I reply. "In the event that you didn't notice, I am NOT on break, and I don't appreciate being bothered every five minutes by my 'bored' cats. If you want something to do, go watch TV."
"The only thing on the Discovery channel is that stupid spider thing. It scares Guinnevere. Besides, why do I have to turn on the TV all the time, can't Morgan do it?"
"Because you are the only one who knows how to do it." I say, exasperated. "Now turn on the spider special or lay down and take a nap. I'll bring home some canned food if I don't get one more call from you." I hated resorting to bribery, but under the circumstances, it seemed the only way to go.
I hear him drop the phone and chase after Blackie who, from what I can tell, is grabbing Tristan the coyote's tail as he passes under the table that Blackie is sitting on. Morgan picks up the phone, yelling at Blackie to stop harassing the coyote. "Mom?" she asks, picking up the phone. "Did you tell him?"
"Yes. I told him. Tell Blackie to quit harassing Tristan or I'm going to let him get eaten next time."
Morgan yells at Blackie to stop, and is answered by a hiss. "Honestly, mother. They are out of control. When are you coming home?"
"The same time I always come home." I say. " lease try to keep them under control until then."
Morgan sighs heavily. "All right, but I'm not a miracle worker. Can you at least put them into the box when you get home?"
"The box is not a punishment, Morgan." I sigh, tired of explaining the cage to them. "It is simply a means of transport. You have to stop thinking of it as a punishment."
"Well, then you had better give me control of the spray bottle while you are gone. Because they just won't listen to me."
"Okay, I have to run. I'll talk to you tonight."
I hang up the phone, and return to my work, now frustrated. Parenthood was not what the books said it would be.
Twenty minutes later, I receive another call. "Miss Mantle, it's your cat again." The sarcastic again is implied by the secretary as I pick up the phone.
"What is it Morgan?" I ask as politely as I can.
"Socks is threatening to pee on the garbage can." She says in her sweet childlike voice.
"This is it." I say, clenching my teeth. "ut me on the speaker phone."
Morgan complies and I hear myself talking as if I am in a cave. "This is enough!" I say loudly to the animals that I know are all within hearing range. "I am hereby placing Tristan second in command for the rest of the day." I hear the coyote yip excitedly at my words, and already regret them. But, what is done is done and I continue. "He answers only to Morgan. If one cat threatens another fish, or even attempts to urinate on anything in that household, Tristan has my permission to take that cat outside and play tag with it." I pause, and in my most threatening voice say, "Do you understand me?"
The cats are all silent, and I take that as a yes. "Now, you will go into the family room, and you will all lie down on the floor. Ghost, you will turn on the television, at a reasonable volume, and you will all quietly watch TV until I walk through those doors. Do any of you have any questions or not understand these instructions in any way?
Silence.
"Then let the games begin." I slam the phone down as my coworker leans over the cubicle wall.
"Cats?" She asks sympathetically.
I nod.
"Well, if it's any consolation, they tend to mellow with age." She says, then disappears once again.
I lean back in my chair. If only they were kids, I think. Life would be so much easier. . .
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Originally posted by kakn at 2005/2/14 12:15 PM:
Fin, kakn pun heran gak, samsung ni payah na nak upload g PC. :bgrin: fin guna cable tu lagi senang tu fin, sepatutnya la. err... fin takleh browse langsung ke file2 yg ada dlm enpon tu guna PC?
langsung takle...banyak dah gambar kucing n arnab dalam hp tuh tapi banyak kali dah terai nak upload gi pc ...still negative.
langsung takle nak browse file dalam pc...
p:s- leh tlg tanyakan kawan-kawan yg pakai hp jenis tu tak? camner nak upload gambo ke pc..? thanks |
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Originally posted by mrsaafifi at 2005/2/15 03:22 PM:
aboi kene ligan dgn teri bogart selaku polis menangkap kaki pembuli
ps: sori gambaq kelam.. larut malam candid gambaq ni
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kena buli ...siap ada gaya cam nak bertomoi...comel |
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Originally posted by mrsaafifi at 2005/2/15 03:02 PM:
ummi.. ummi lekas pulang
memei takut si aboy belang
suke sgt mengacau org
ummi balik dier lintang pukang
total bape ekor kucing kat umah umi? |
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Originally posted by finnie at 16-2-2005 07:36:
total bape ekor kucing kat umah umi?
entah finnie.. ummi x brape ingat.. kene kire satu2 balik nnti.. ada 14 ker 16 ekoq.. memasing ngan peel tersendiri.. geram sgt kat dorang ni.. tp sayang jugak..
pg tadi si zyme terjun dari tingkap bilik ummi (tingkat 4) ke owning rumah bawah (tingkat 3).. x pasal subuh2 bute ummi dan walid kene kopak grill dan tingkap utk capai dier.. x padan kecik kemetot (baru masuk 2mth) dah pandai terjun sana sini.. mujur x jatuh trus kat bawah..dan tuh bising ngiau2 mintak belas ehsan.. sejuk.. padan muker.. len kali terjun laie.. |
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uiks... caya la ummi, jadi animal rescue la plak..kena bagi tau kat karam singh waliah ni..nanti lejh masuk dlm tb... miahahahha...
nasib baik erk si zyme tuh tak tunjuk skill terbang..kalu dah lagi haru ummi serta walid.. ahaks.. |
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Originally posted by blueharp at 16-2-2005 14:50:
uiks... caya la ummi, jadi animal rescue la plak..kena bagi tau kat karam singh waliah ni..nanti lejh masuk dlm tb... miahahahha...
nasib baik erk si zyme tuh tak tunjuk skill terbang..kalu d ...
:ting: mmg kecut perut biler bebudak nih lompat kat atas owning tu.. silap2 langkah mmg trus ke bawah jatuhnyer.. stakat ni dah due ekor anak ummi terjun trus ke tingkat bawah dari tingkat 4, aboy dan teri.. yg terjun ke owning plak anet, montel.. tp geti panjat nek dan yg x geti panjat nek awang melour dan terbaru zyme... seriau sbb bukan rendah rumah ummi ni.. kalo rumah baru tu okeh la jugak.. dok tingkat dua.. lahai.. apsal la lama sgt nak pendah rumah baru.. kurang2 lega sket dari 'kemalangan' terjunan suicide nih.. |
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maybe kusing2 ummi nak rasa dok luar kot..ye la..asyik tgk dari tingkap jer....terasa gak nak ronda2 tgk kawasan.. |
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dulu arwah johan harris pun selalu duduk atas owning.. masa tu puteri duduk kat flat tingkat 4. abis cari dia tak jumpa..... ingat lepas... tapi tak mungkin sbb duduk dalam sangka.. tetibe je bungi mengiau dari bawah.. tengok tengok si johan harris... dah laa mereng.. bertambah mereng dia..... johan johan... tapi mmg laa nyawa kucing ni lambat... ok je dia tengok lepas tu |
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Kucing kita plak..
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Originally posted by d'One at 21-2-2005 21:55:
Kucing kita plak..
citer la sket psai kucin d'one neh.. takan lokek nak share stori..hehhehe.. gambaq dah share dah..:pompom: |
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Ni kucing saya
Nama : Akira
Jantatina : Male
Umur : 1 setangah tahun
Status : Single
Baka : Kucing Kampung
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Originally posted by blueharp at 22-2-2005 16:54:
ok..ummi.. ni le ibu kusing saya...nama dia MAMA JOJO...
anak2 dia saya bagi nama OREN, OYEN, AYED DAN TEH.. dan sekor anak ibu kusing lain yg sempat saya kinap masuk dlm umah saya bagi nama dia ... ANET cos dia paling kecik..
harp.. hang copywrite nama kucing ummi eh.. ehehheh.. si Awang Kenit (Anet).. tp memang nama tu kiut dan dengaq comei ajer.. ekekeke.. anyway misti 'keluarga kucing' tu sgt sayang, sgt bersyukur dan selalu mendoakan kebahgiaan dan kemurahan rezeki utk harp..
ps: ajar la 'mem' sayang2 kucing gak.. rugi o x sayang/takut kucing |
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Originally posted by chowski at 23-2-2005 02:34:
Ni kucing saya
Nama : Akira
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kuitnyer akira neh.. misti nakal |
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Originally posted by mrsaafifi at 2005/2/23 09:24 AM:
harp.. hang copywrite nama kucing ummi eh.. ehehheh.. si Awang Kenit (Anet).. tp memang nama tu kiut dan dengaq comei ajer.. ekekeke.. anyway misti 'keluarga kucing' tu sgt sayang, sgt bersyuku ...
ummi..oppss... sori le..bukan nak ciplak or cetak rompak tapi dah dia sekor yg kenit among others dan ditambah2 ngan dia anak kusing lain yg aku sempat kidnap masuk dlm umah.. miahaha jahat kan aku.. kidnap anak owg.. tapi mak dia mmg tak reti jaga anak.. tuh yg aku kidnap sekor..yg sibling dia 2 ekor nun aku tak tau kat mana...kejab kat depan umah aku..kejab kat umah owg lain.. so..nak letak balik anet kat mak dia takut mak dia takleh terima dia coz dia dah minum susu mama jojo.. huhuhuhu.. mama jojo jadi ibu susu dia daa...
mengenai my 'mem besor' ..miahahahah.. dia bukan takut kusing biase, just dia takut kat kusing parsi jer..nampak cam anak anjing dia cakap.. lagipun si oyen tuh dia yg bagi nama.. dia kata tuh kusing dia.. aku just tulun jaga jer.. ahaks..:bgrin: |
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Originally posted by blueharp at 23-2-2005 10:38:
ummi..oppss... sori le..bukan nak ciplak or cetak rompak tapi dah dia sekor yg kenit among others dan ditambah2 ngan dia anak kusing lain yg aku sempat kidnap masuk dlm umah.. miahaha jaha ...
wah wah... hehehhe.. x pe la.. 'penjam' nama anet.. anet ummi pon bukan main nakal skang nih.. sumer kucing kat rumah dibulinyer.. termasuklah neow2 yg 2 kali ganda lebih besar dari anet.. mencecet2 si neow2 lari kene sakat ngan anet.. |
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tapi sure si neow2 tu cam baik jer kan.. pasal tgk kusing pasi howie semua cam baik2 jer.. hahahahaha...
ummi.. si anet tuh pun kategori nakal gak..tapi takleh chalen ngan kenakalan si dory a.k.a si comot.. nama si comot dpt masa bawak balik kg..sepupu kasi nama dia comot..ahaks.. si dasy plak ditukarkan nama ke si kembong pasal perot dia..masayAllah..kembong yg amat2..cam nak pecah jer..huhuhuhu.. |
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Post time 16-2-2005 07:29 AM
