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Post time 22-1-2009 09:46 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iDputera at 22-1-2009 09:37 PM
heppp...............   piat tinger tu nk............


salam tuan rumah...
salam kanda....


itik ada tinger ke kanda...? apa kata kanda semelih je terus... tak yah piat2....
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Post time 22-1-2009 09:56 PM | Show all posts

Reply #350 lily_kama's post

kurang garam

Mangga Kerala
bersih mulus
a'ah..
c - cekodok

*lom semak
*lick? .. finger lickin good
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xkena drh tinggi
Somtam Okra
xdak bulus
hmm
d - dug dig duk
*betul semua
*jgn lick dpn org
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Post time 22-1-2009 10:43 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by isyarina at 22-1-2009 09:46 PM

salam tuan rumah...
salam kanda....

itik ada tinger ke kanda...? apa kata kanda semelih je terus... tak yah piat2....  



w/salam dinda..........itik betul tinger dia kecik...........
nk sembelih pun bole................

tapi itik ni........... itik lain, dia bole skodeng..........
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 Author| Post time 22-1-2009 11:25 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iDputera at 22-1-2009 09:38 PM



beramas mesra nampak.............


dah malas nak gaduh2 jer
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 Author| Post time 22-1-2009 11:28 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 22-1-2009 09:56 PM
xkena drh tinggi
Somtam Okra
xdak bulus
hmm
d - dug dig duk
*betul semua
*jgn lick dpn org



darah turun guna tangga
tomyam crab
padang jarak
heishhh
e - eh ah eh ah (lagu dangdut amelina)

*100/100
*lick dlm bilik
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Post time 22-1-2009 11:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 22-1-2009 11:25 PM

dah malas nak gaduh2 jer



baiknya dinda lily ni...... kira dah beramas mesra lah tu.........
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 Author| Post time 22-1-2009 11:38 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iDputera at 22-1-2009 11:29 PM



baiknya dinda lily ni...... kira dah beramas mesra lah tu.........


lom... klau ramas mesra.. dah leh duk sesama dlm 1 umah dan bergurau senda
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Post time 23-1-2009 08:38 AM | Show all posts

Reply #407 lily_kama's post

haaaaaa!!!!

kalau bab ramas mesra i dah pass kan lily??buleh kita duk satu umahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

nota ibu jari kaki:bukan pas bulan putih tu tau...nih pass/lulus..
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 Author| Post time 23-1-2009 11:48 AM | Show all posts

Reply #408 putratropika's post

kan u da mmg 'in da house'..
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Post time 23-1-2009 12:30 PM | Show all posts

Reply #409 lily_kama's post

yerla...in house tu still nak kena ketuk pintu umah...nak bagi salam...nak kena mintak itu ini...nak kena ada segan silu...

yang i maksudkan tu....errr..tido kat sini..(sekatil sebantal seselimut pun...ayoo bagusnya... ) makan kat sini..(tolong suap? nagis la tiap2 hari kalau makan kena suap...nagis bahagia..) mandi kat sini..(mandi sama?aduhaiiiiiiiiiiii...mati lemas la aku dalam bilik ayoqqqqq )

kaaaaaaaan....nama tinggai sebumbung.............



(mampus aku kena belasah dengan ID nanti....... )
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 Author| Post time 23-1-2009 03:03 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by putratropika at 23-1-2009 12:30 PM
yerla...in house tu still nak kena ketuk pintu umah...nak bagi salam...nak kena mintak itu ini...nak kena ada segan silu...

yang i maksudkan tu....errr..tido kat sini..(sekatil sebantal seselimut pun...ayoo bagusnya... ) makan kat sini..(tolong suap? nagis la tiap2 hari kalau makan kena suap...nagis bahagia..) mandi kat sini..(mandi sama?aduhaiiiiiiiiiiii...mati lemas la aku dalam bilik ayoqqqqq )

kaaaaaaaan....nama tinggai sebumbung.............



(mampus aku kena belasah dengan ID nanti....... )


(tegelak sakan i baca ni tau!! )

Gini ler cyg putra... cyg putra nak wat apa pun bule je kat umah nie..
xyah ketuk2 pintu... masuk jer..
nak share bantal ke.. katil ke.. tilam ke... selimut ke (errr... ni lily x jamin sbb lily suka konker selimut sorang2 )... silakan... sharing is caring maaa ... kan..

nak mkn suap ekk.. jgn smpi lily suap nnti.. cyg putra x terkunyah lak .. mandi sama2 ke .. hehehe... kan kolam renang tu besar... ngan iD skali leh ajak
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Post time 23-1-2009 03:24 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 23-1-2009 03:03 PM


(tegelak sakan i baca ni tau!! )

Gini ler cyg putra... cyg putra nak wat apa pun bule je kat umah nie..
xyah ketuk2 pintu... masuk jer..
nak share bantal ke.. ka ...


ooo..buleh ker....nak ketuk pintu pun i tengok pintu u jenis pintu angin..... apasal tiap kali i datang pintu asyik tercabut jek lily??agaknya ada orang geram dok bagi salam ulang2 kali u tak dek umah last2 orang tendang pintu..

ooooo....semua bleh share ek?bilik ayoq??buleh mandi sama ekk??swimming pool buat hapa...!dengan ID lak tu... hilang selera nak mandi...

i nak bilik ayoqqqqqqqqqq..

suap makan takut tak terkunyah?nih suap ke atau sodok makanan kat anak tekak neh? ...ganaihnyaaa.............macam aku dapat bini tiri pulak....

ok la..kesimpulannya semua buleh kan...kan...kan....

skodeng u mandi pun...anytime ler kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....yeayyy...its peeping timeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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 Author| Post time 23-1-2009 04:24 PM | Show all posts

Reply #412 putratropika's post

abes... nak wat pintu besi xde bajet... ape yg ada je lah lgpun senangkan..dieorg nak kluar masuk.. ke u xmo dah org laen kluar masuk nie?

iD mandi pakai bikini lah.. naper lak nak ilang selera

sbb.. i suap ngan kasih syg.. tu yg takut u x terkunyah
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Post time 23-1-2009 10:29 PM | Show all posts

Reply #405 lily_kama's post

darah turun guna tangga
tomyam crab
padang jarak
heishhh
e - eh ah eh ah (lagu dangdut amelina)

*100/100
*lick dlm bilik
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tangga ayam
beefsteak Mr Goatty
jarak & masa yg memisahkan kita
SySssss
da di du..da dee duu
*dpt hadiah  dr cikgu
*dlm restroom kot?
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 Author| Post time 24-1-2009 12:02 AM | Show all posts

Reply #414 masarju's post

tangga ayam
beefsteak Mr Goatty
jarak & masa yg memisahkan kita
SySssss
da di du..da dee duu
*dpt hadiah  dr cikgu
*dlm restroom kot?

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naik reban
chicken chop Mr Kentucky
senang dlm rindu
weyyy
dup dap dup dap

*dpt :kiss: dari cikgu
*atas katil?
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Post time 24-1-2009 12:09 AM | Show all posts

Reply #415 lily_kama's post

atas katil da di du?
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 Author| Post time 24-1-2009 12:15 AM | Show all posts

Reply #416 totally's post

hai....................

x titun lagi ke?
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Post time 24-1-2009 12:17 AM | Show all posts

Reply #417 lily_kama's post

x mbo titun...nk tgk lily titun....
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 Author| Post time 24-1-2009 12:27 AM | Show all posts

Reply #418 totally's post

nak tgk lily titun?

kang smpi sudah tot xleh tido trus
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Post time 24-1-2009 12:29 AM | Show all posts

Reply #419 lily_kama's post

ye ler....menatapi keindahan alam...
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