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mendap la pulakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! :@ :@ :@ |
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sepol liwat anwar |
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anwar liwat sepol |
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mendap la pulakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! :@ :@ :@ |
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Reply #121 icelemontea's post
gue layan chanel 817 lening..sian athelete pompuan sumer flat chest ..ada satu sprinter perancis dpt no2, siap sujud n bg salam kiri n kanan, must be muslim kot |
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perkataan liwat dah makin biasa digunakan di sana sini
sib baik anak2 sedara aku tak tanya soalan2 yg berkaitan
berpeluh nak jwb |
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Reply #141 chekshu's post
pasai apa cek tengok ada resemblance of say fool ? |
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Reply #142 tikusmondok's post
bukan sepol tu
sepol muka bulat sungguh
bak belon kena pam
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minta maaflah sejak balik cerok tok kun ni nak ckp pelat utagha aja |
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Reply #143 chekshu's post
alahai sweetnya |
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Reply #144 tikusmondok's post
hang kena gebang ngan red lah
red memang fasih loghat utara
since dia mai dr sana |
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Balas #141 chekshu\ catat
ada ke yg nak kenal klu dah cenggitu gaya? |
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Any Three Words
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "aint my house."
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Off the island...
Alister and Gerard, from Cape Breton, were visiting Toronto and decided to take a stroll down Yonge St. As they were walking, Gerard said "Jeeze, bye, look at how cheap the clothes are in dat store, bye". Alister looked and said "ya, bye, suits $4.00, shirts $2.00, trousers $2.50". "If we was smart, we'd buy a whole bunch of those clothes and sell them on the island when we return." Gerard said "good idea, bye, let me do the talkin', I'll pretend like I'm from Toronto so they don't take advantage of us".
In they go. They placed an order for 200 suits, 200 shirts, and 200 pairs of trousers. The store owner said to them "you guy's must be from Cape Breton?" Gerard said "Lard tundering jeesus, how'd ya know, bye?" The owner said "this is the dry cleaners"
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Reply #148 greyrose's post
hi grey, tak gi lunch?...gue ada bihun goreng dah sejuk ni, nak join tak? |
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