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++ Thread Borak Warga Bod Mawi 13 ++ : Today Topik : Secret Mission
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Reply #1720 chekshu's post
kita nak jimatkan masa
lagipun sorangkan |
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Reply #1724 niy's post
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grey tak suka blk kg atau jenjalan time cuti sekolah...semakkk |
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korang nak tanya
yg campur dgn 'darah kotor' tu pun nasi kangkang gak ke?
p/s : soklan 18PL ke ni?  |
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Reply #1726 greyrose's post
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kat kelate lening pung xselamat..skunk dah ada kes kidnap sejak fuel price hike. |
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Balas #1726 greyrose\ catat
semak? rimas?
grey adik beradik tak ramai ke?
mcm aku kecik2 dulu.. nak main monopoli pun jenuh.. sbb tak cukup org
kena paksa adik beradik semua main |
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Reply #1728 tikusmondok's post
ntah ler tm..selamat atau tak
dah itu negeri kelahiran tercintaku
keluarga & sanak saudara disana |
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Balas #1727 greyrose\ catat
yg aku faham kan grey
nasi kangkang termasuk dlm kategori makan benda kotor
benda kotor yg lain
-darah
-air kencing
-dll
dan tak semestinya lelaki je jadi mangsa
perempuan pun boleh
pembantu kedai jiran mak aku dibuat oleh suami dia.. guna air kencing
tapi alhamdulilah dah baik  |
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Reply #1725 greyrose's post
sensorang tak pe le
ni aku anak dua
reban le nak bayor tambang belon
hak hak hak |
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Reply #1729 niy's post
adik beradik ramai
tapi x suka suasana hiruk pikuk
biasa cuti sekolah mak sibuk dgn kenduri kawen
susah nak luangkan masa
lepas tu kt bandar plak jam..shopping complex penuh dgn budak2 sekolah
rimassss ai nak jalan
klu nak jenjalan ke mana2 plak time cuti sekolah pn sama
ibu bapa bawak anak jalan2 makan angin
xpelah kita yg bujang ni kasi pluang yg ada anak2 sekolah
jenjalan time cuti sekolah |
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Reply #1735 greyrose's post
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ni mesti dulu dok boarding school..selalu org boarding school ni xmau share dgn adik badik..but my parent selalu take turn visit anak2 dia kat boarding school, mkn sama2 |
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Reply #1736 greyrose's post
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fasha wat nasi kangkang juga? |
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Balas #1736 greyrose\ catat
he he he.. grey itu apa yg aku faham
sbb kesannya sama je nasi kangkang ngan makan benda kotor
kalau salah.. minta maaf ye |
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Balas #1738 tikusmondok\ catat
dalam drama lah tm...dan akhirnya dia mati
cheh.. macamlah aku tengok..
aku baca kat bod gosip |
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Balas #1727 greyrose\ catat
nah ni...
baca le..
hik hik hik
M'sian Urban Legends II : Nasi Kangkang
If the headless squid is your thing, you gonna love this one! But be warned, it is pretty offensive.
You see, some closed minded men are just scum. They lie about like the layer of muck at the bottom of the pool composed made up of pubic hair, poo poo & rotting debris. These men need to be thought how to behave and how to treat their women right.
All the ladies who hear me, throw your hands up at me!
So some wise old hags decided to put their culinary skills to good use and come up with a dish that never satisfies. It never satisfies but only makes cravings stronger. Its not that Nasi Kangkang is some miracle slimming product. Its not like Coke Lite, Pepsi Lite or H20H.
Nasi Kangkang roughly translates into "wide opened rice" a dish that is never served steaming hot. To make it, first steam your rice until nice soft and fluffy. Next proceed to pull your panties down & stand with your legs wide open right over the rice. With favourable air currents & lots of moisture, the steam will proceed to rise & evelope you delicate little muff.
It may sting, it may be pleasurable (I seriously wouldnt know because I dont have a whisker biscuit), but collect as much steam as you can with ur gollywog. This is as you want the steam to condense & drip down on the rice. This is the most crucial step to the dish. Peeing & pooing are not acceptable subsitutes.
Serve the dish to your victim, i mean man... no wait... I did mean victim... & he will obey your every wish. There is some technical mumbo jumbo about how once he has tasted your juices, he will want more... But I can't advocate this untruth, especially since I know many people who give head without any addictive side effects. A strong dose will make a man give up his fortune for you. Using a lesser dosage will just make a person (or people) crave your cooking....
Aren't you glad that NOW YOU KNOW how some restaurants are packed eventhough the overpriced crap they pass off as food tastes like dish water & they treat customers like goats?
Sorry fabulous little boys, I have never heard of any variations for men. But if I do, I'll be sure to have a party! And invite you all over!!
And oh by the way..
Nasi Kangkang goes best with Tampon Curry, another nasty rumour spread by jealous restaurant owners....
Nasi Lemak anyone? |
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Reply #1739 niy's post
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niy, adik mawi byk shopping handbag LV kat Korea ke? |
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Reply #1737 tikusmondok's post
takde kena mengena dgn adik beradik lah tm
grey tgh cite x suka balik kg time cuti sekolah
sbb KB biasa jam & shopping complex penuh dgn budak2 sekolah
nak jenjalan pun senang
lepas tu cuti sekolah plak banyak kenduri kawen
mak slalu xde sebab memenuhi jemputan kenduri
p/s : ayat recycle |
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Post time 16-6-2008 04:23 PM
