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[GENG] Rumah Kaki Royan Part 92- Edisi Menginsafi Diri Di Bulan Romdhon

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Post time 20-7-2013 02:33 PM | Show all posts
ajarin cara diet plisss...besnyaaaaa...nk stat diet susah tp bila dah setat tu br teruja
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Post time 20-7-2013 02:37 PM | Show all posts
huhhuhuhu ingtkan dayana punya puisi

yg usah engkau bicara soal payung emas blablabla tu
iols ingt satu2
huhuhu
mami la ckp..iols kan tau mlm tu yg asraf kawen tu..yg limo tnya sipuk psl asraf kt sini..tu br iols tau
mami iols ckp..kata kaki gosip tp dia tau dulu dr iols
sheols ckp org duk share2 kt fb..iols lambat tau apa2 skrg..jrg on9..kalo on9 pon masuk membebel jah huhuhuhu
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Post time 20-7-2013 02:39 PM | Show all posts
dah tu yg kene sedia mental fizikal tu nape pulak
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Post time 20-7-2013 02:47 PM | Show all posts
huhuhuhhu
iols rasa kan
iols bkn nk pitenah huhhu
iols xbgtau sapa pon lg
td kan..time semua org tadak..uncle dee duk kt luar..duk tgk taman bunga mami tu
pastu uncle o p dapur..lama jgk tau
mcm duk mkn
tp iols xnmpak la dia mkn
iols xingt dia duk dapur..iols p la kt sink..sink tu bkn kt dapur..tp dekat la..dia mcm tkejut kot bunyi air kt sink..pastu tgk dia batuk2 huhuhuhu
kalo kita xmkn..nape nk batuk?huhuhuhu
pastu iols cpt2 kuar umah..duk lepak kt sliding door..tkt heols malu
pastu kan..lama dia xkuar..pastu iols pon baring kt sofa..pastu uncle buang tabiat kot..dia buat2 buang sampah dlm tong sampah..tongsampah yg kt dapur...yg peliknya sblm ni heols mana penah angkat tong sampah tu..lgpon tong smpah tu kan..mcm xde smpah sgt la..kiranya pg td sampah dah buang...cuma ade sikit2 je kot sampah yg br buang arini
mcm nk kaberline gituhkan
huhuhuhuhu
ntah..xpasti jgk
tp uncle o tu kan..kdg2 iols geram jgk..kalo depan papa pijak semut xmati
time bukak posa..kdg2 xlarat nk pnggil..buat derk aje...time mkn pon...mkn sikit je...papa tu xcekak suruh tmbah..amek lauk...dia buat mcm xselera..pastu papa iols kan..pas bukak terawih..dia kuar la..time tu br uncle mkn...haha kelakar...br nmpak dia mkn lauk pauk..apa yg nk malu ngan papa ntah
smlm papa tnya la kat meja..apasal la uncle o kita ni xmkn sgt skrg ni...sikit je mkn..sahur pon x...kitorg yg tau ni senyap je la...tkt dia malu kt papa
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Post time 20-7-2013 02:52 PM | Show all posts
akak iols tu buang tebiat ke apa
jangok2 semacam jah...nk g amek tunang dia kt epot kot
ceh suka la tubakal  abg ipar iols tu kan..dia perasan ckp muka dia mcm aaron ajiz Last edited by cik_kiah on 20-7-2013 03:07 PM

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Post time 20-7-2013 02:54 PM | Show all posts
ops mengumpat disiang hr
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Post time 20-7-2013 03:02 PM | Show all posts
ank sedara matwan pngil iols kakak cantek
pastu mtwan ckp jgn perasan sgt la sbb ank buah dia tu ckp org gila tepi jln pon dia pngil acik cantek
phuiii br nk suka
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Post time 20-7-2013 04:13 PM | Show all posts
betul laa kiah nk bertunang
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:33 PM | Show all posts
eeee xsuka la
kucin iols yg nama kecik tu kan
dia dah nk cukup umo dah
xsuka..kucin jantan kalo dah cukup umo jd hodoh...jd pengotor sbb duk gila nk cari gf
benci la
dah la td dia p mkn kt sampah sarap
eeee mcm xcukup makanan pulak..pdhl iols jamu ikan kembung lg
btw,benci btl la kat spesis ikan kembung
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:38 PM | Show all posts
pastu grrrr kt shinta,jebon n black
shinta tu kan mak abu
iols xsuka dorg ni
sbb dorg hitam
iols tau bdosa pilih kasi tp huhuhuhu
geram sgt dorg suka pindah ank2 dorg yg br beranak tu..letih iols punggah..rse nk g buang je..shinta n black tu dulu da buang..pastu dia balik
kalo xsyg hidup sihat aje
kalo yg iols syg..kene asma la..kene lnggar la..hilang la
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:39 PM | Show all posts
limo
gosip aje tu huhuhu
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:43 PM | Show all posts
bulan 9 ni cukupla setaun iols amik si kecik
mitak kt sedara mami..nama apa ntah macit tu
g teman uncle bg zakat sblm raya taun lps..tgu dalam keta..pastu tgk ade anak kucin kecik duk melompat2
pastu turun keta tu..p tnya macit tu..nk mitak kucin tu
pastu macit tu ckp bkn kucin dia
pastu sedih sgt sbb dah bekenan
nk curi huhuhu..pastu uncle pesan kat sedara dia tu..kalo takmo...bg la nnti
pastu selang seminggu uncle kol suh g amek
akhirnya jd hak milik iols jgk
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:45 PM | Show all posts
kalo kita curi kucin bedosa ke?iols kalo bekenan..nk curi je

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Post time 20-7-2013 10:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kiah.
betol betol laa.nk ngorat kiah ni.
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:52 PM | Show all posts
dulu kucin iols syg sgt
nama sabrina
kaler putih
si acik ..bdk tu bdk area umah iols ni la bg
bengom si acik tu
dia bg..bukan iols nak sgt..heols yg offer
pastu dah bela tu kan
hilang
tnya la acik tu kot sabrinawira huhu tu balik umah dia ke x..dia ckp x jumpa pulak..tnya angah..angah tu kakak si acik..tak nampak jgk
meraung iols kt umah
tp xla sedeh mana pon
pastu xlama tu..lama la..hampir setengah taun gituh
si acik bengom tu dtg bawak kucing putih
dia ckp amek ar..si sabrina..motipppp
xhingin iols
sabrina dr kecik2 anak..dah jd bapak kucing dah
dia nk bg iols sbb si sabrina tu dah jd buta sbb kene sembur ngan katak pisang katanya
pastu iols ckp takmo bekas org uhuhuu
xtau la apa nasib sabrina tu skrg
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:54 PM | Show all posts
limo
kalo jd tunang org pon boleh aje nk ngurat
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:55 PM | Show all posts
bertunang tu mksud dia apa eh sbnrnya
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Post time 20-7-2013 10:56 PM | Show all posts
pastu kucin no 2..nama yaya
yaya ni pacitnya abu
yaya tu kan dia tido atas tayar keta papa kot
dia mati sbb tu la

masa bela yaya umo 19 ke 20 ntah tgh blaja lg..wiken aje balik umah fam sbb nk tgk yaya Last edited by cik_kiah on 20-7-2013 11:03 PM

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Post time 20-7-2013 10:59 PM | Show all posts
tp ckp psl kucin
papa iols tu kan
dia mrh kalo iols main ngan kucin skrg
dia ckp
tolong la jd matang sikit
dah nk jd bini org pon perangai mcm bdk2
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Post time 20-7-2013 11:06 PM | Show all posts
1-sabrina
2-yaya
3-abu
4-jibek n shibek
5-opie

semua dah mati kot..kecuali sabrina tu xdpt dipastikan
opie tu kaler hitam tp suka dia
opie tu byk kelemumur

tp yg paling sedih..abu...oh abu
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