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**★ BERBALAS PANTUN 2 KERAT★** - V2

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Post time 22-2-2009 09:21 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 21-2-2009 04:14 PM


dak IJAM patah tangan
lu jgn belasah sembarangan



dak Ija takde keje
lill cuma acah je
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:23 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 21-2-2009 04:15 PM


semut MERah geget bahu
wa tahu tp lu yg tak tahu



orang lelaki suka merokok
tahu buat tahu sorok
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:24 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 21-2-2009 04:16 PM


lama tak nmpak Abg Kepam
sibuk menjaja nk beli PAM


Kepam datang waktu hujan
memang sakit klu nak mengejan
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:27 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 21-2-2009 08:45 PM


Lll tido mulut  ternganga
perut ku ramping mcm kerengga


hari Ahad membeli belah
perut Queen ramping sebelah
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:28 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 21-2-2009 08:47 PM


gg eMAS kuning keemasan
xlemas kalo kelemasan


emas yg banyak selalu ditatang
kesian Mas gigi emasnya tinggal sebatang
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:42 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 21-2-2009 08:57 PM


King dingap naga
Jom kita kongsi niaga


kucing yg bongok
u sell ai tengok
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:42 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 21-2-2009 10:06 PM


King pandai nari A-go-go
Q plak suka nari tango


panggil polisssss
dear, poco2 plisss
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:43 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 21-2-2009 10:38 PM


Setud lebam kt pipi
pastu minum Kopi Kapal Api


siapakah yg brnama mulan
terbang hingga ke bulan
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:43 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 21-2-2009 11:26 PM
burung helang...burung Dodo
selamat mlm & slmt tido
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/131710137_3a6439afba_m.jpg


lompat katak n burung kedidi
selamat pagi n selamat mandi
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:44 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by shizamak at 22-2-2009 09:08 AM
bila bangun dah pagi
malam tadi mimpi hantu lagi


Q dak yg thn maki
lu tido x basuh kaki
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:45 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 22-2-2009 09:21 AM



dak Ija takde keje
lill cuma acah je


Lill monyok menunggu gaji
acah mengacah amalan terpuji
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:45 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 22-2-2009 09:23 AM



orang lelaki suka merokok
tahu buat tahu sorok


sayang mama sayang papa
sorok dalam tempurung kelapa
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:46 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 22-2-2009 09:27 AM


hari Ahad membeli belah
perut Queen ramping sebelah


ai mintak one u bg two
baru nmpk unik gituuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Post time 22-2-2009 09:47 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 22-2-2009 09:28 AM


emas yg banyak selalu ditatang
kesian Mas gigi emasnya tinggal sebatang


dengar lgu m daud kilau
biar sebatang tetap berkilau
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Post time 22-2-2009 10:28 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 22-2-2009 09:45 AM


Lill monyok menunggu gaji
acah mengacah amalan terpuji


skang nak dekat hujung bulan
queen kejenya asik muyan
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Post time 22-2-2009 10:29 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 22-2-2009 09:45 AM


sayang mama sayang papa
sorok dalam tempurung kelapa


sapa suka main sorok2
mesti muka nampak monyok
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Post time 22-2-2009 10:31 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 22-2-2009 09:46 AM


ai mintak one u bg two
baru nmpk unik gituuuuuuuuuuuuu


memang cerdik Queen mengelak
gigi kuning banyak pelak
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Post time 22-2-2009 10:32 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 22-2-2009 10:28 AM


skang nak dekat hujung bulan
queen kejenya asik muyan


jalan2 p pasar kepayang
janji hati gembire LIll shayang
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Post time 22-2-2009 10:33 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 22-2-2009 10:29 AM


sapa suka main sorok2
mesti muka nampak monyok


lompat2 si anak monyet
biar monyok jgn penyek
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Post time 22-2-2009 10:33 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 22-2-2009 09:47 AM


dengar lgu m daud kilau
biar sebatang tetap berkilau


sungguh enak makan ais kepal
gigi sebatang itu je yg tinggal
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