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Post time 26-2-2014 01:57 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Di pinggir hutan tebal, 2 ekor nyamuk Rocky dan Roy sedang sibuk berterbangan mencari mangsanya.

Sasaran sudah ditemui. Tanpa berlengah, 2 ekor nyamuk itu segera hinggap di badan haiwan yang sedang lena tidur untuk dihisap darahnya.

Rocky: Rezeki kita malam ni, tentu kenyang kita sebab badan brader ni besar. Ehh.. sila.. sila jangan segan.

Roy: Tapi aku tak mau la hisap darah brader ni. Geli la wei..

Rocky: Choooiii... Ko jangan banyak cakap okay. Ko ingat ni lawak lalat dengan taik ke. Please la..

Roy: Tapi.. tapi..

Rocky: Tak de tapi.. tapi.. Ko tengok aku sedut darah dia. Slurp.. slurp... Ahhh... Sedapnya... Lemak berkrim.

Roy: Tapi.. brader ni khinzir a.k.a vavi, kroooh kroooh. Khinzir hutan bro, kategori najis berat.

Rocky: Puuurrrfffttt (nyembur darah)
Apa.. Khinzir hutan. Ishhh.. Ko ni bro..
Time makan tak elok sebut benda kotor.
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Post time 26-2-2014 02:08 PM | Show all posts
isk3..lawak sungguhlaa..
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Post time 26-2-2014 02:37 PM | Show all posts
Geez.. Try Harder, OP.





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Post time 26-2-2014 03:00 PM | Show all posts
Senyum ajelah.
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Post time 26-2-2014 03:04 PM | Show all posts
hahaha..gelak sikit
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Post time 26-2-2014 03:26 PM | Show all posts
xleh senyum
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Post time 26-2-2014 04:14 PM | Show all posts
Pleonasm posted on 26-2-2014 02:37 PM
Geez.. Try Harder, OP.

pink baca dgn muka yg sangat kelat. eh x berapa kelakar pun. boleh improve lg.. okbye!
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Post time 26-2-2014 06:12 PM | Show all posts
pinkpunk posted on 26-2-2014 08:14 AM
pink baca dgn muka yg sangat kelat. eh x berapa kelakar pun. boleh improve lg.. okbye!

Not intended to condemn OP or whatsoever tp kat cni byk pengkritik.
So OP kne byk menuntut ngn Senior2 cni..
Inb4, have a gif.



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Post time 26-2-2014 08:44 PM | Show all posts
cuba utk senyummm
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Post time 28-2-2014 11:04 AM | Show all posts
hahahahaha
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Post time 24-7-2014 11:34 AM | Show all posts
Dan dari sinilah tersebarnya virus JE..
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Post time 24-7-2014 11:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tak sampai..cuba lagi
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Post time 25-7-2014 03:16 PM | Show all posts
vavi jg jadi mangsa..
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