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kisah orang putih dgn pemandu nya
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Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tiba-tiba kereta di hadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari bossnya....:
Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)
Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta di hadapan, tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut:
Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste. (Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalau tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)
Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja. Lusa, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:
Boss : Why didn't you come to work?
Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin Last edited by ikanmasin on 5-2-2013 04:18 PM
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Oh my english! Lebih teruk dari mat salleh kat sinar pagi!  |
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hehehe.. sangat gugel translate.. |
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my body taste like enter the wind .. aduyaii  |
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early-early, i dont know what-what this story. but final-final, i understand. |
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Direct translation....hehe
dont play play... |
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aku pon pening jugak.. hehehe |
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harap bos nye paham 
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direct translate |
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perkataan "my body feel not delicious" tu mmg selama ni aku dan kawan2 gunapakai.  |
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klau takde alih bahasa tu mmg sampai ke sudah aku tak paham
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kah3!!! stupid doesnt play. |
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no what la that ..
that important he has boss can understand little-little enough la...
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direct translate abes.. seb bek ada malay translation.. ak yg melayu pon x faham, apetah lg boss omputih ni. confirm siap pening2 lalat dia nk faham |
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my body taste like enter the wind
@ais_kosong
@amiraira
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday |
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Post time 5-2-2013 04:16 PM
变色卡
Post time 26-9-2014 02:57 PM
