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Author: bellaa

Lan Pepet pukul acik guard warga emas

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Post time 8-4-2019 08:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ok nak OT skit. Kwsn apartment me'ols, selalu org tersalah masuk. Sbb right next to a mall. Security meols semua warga asing n very strict. Masalahnyaaa, bila hanat2 ni salah jalan, and security kasi masuk kwsn utk buat Uturn, hanat2 ni bwk mcm pelesit haramjadah. Habis anak2 kecik lari2, kena elak2 sbb hanat2 ni. Habis meols bayar maintenance fee, utk hanat2 ni bahayakan nyawa budak2 kecik situ kah??
So back to this story, Lan kena paham lah. Security kerja dia menjaga keselamatan kwsn situ, takde hal, tqk boleh masuk. Faham.
#doneceramah
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Post time 8-4-2019 08:40 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
caramello replied at 7-4-2019 11:21 PM
Kahkah..aku rase drp taste kt lan, baik taste kt wahid..masa mude2 dlu blh tahan jgk ada rupe siki ...

hentah, dalam citer tu jela, sebab watak die gentle siket. lain2 memang annoying je mamat ni. huhu.
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Post time 8-4-2019 08:41 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalau aku beli rumah  dan security di bayar..mmg security gini yg aku nak..strictvutk keselamatan...habih byr security pakai daun ker???
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Post time 8-4-2019 08:42 AM | Show all posts
lan pit pit nih saperti ambil dadah.sebab tu kepala & otaknya tak berapa waras
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Post time 8-4-2019 08:47 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Masukn penjara .... takat denda je nanti buat lagi
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Post time 8-4-2019 08:50 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
makton replied at 8-4-2019 08:12 AM
sama iols, kakleen.. wahid tu tak over melawak. muka pun sejuk je nengok dia

Kalau tengok dia, mcm sejuk je.. X tahu kenapa..
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Post time 8-4-2019 08:53 AM | Show all posts
bellaa replied at 7-4-2019 08:18 AM
Sejenis taik dadah kot? Tak pon kalah mesin kuda

iols pun terfikir benda sama. jahat ke ada fikiran mcm tu eh?
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:06 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
supernaturalee replied at 7-4-2019 09:26 PM
Bu tv3 td ada tunjuk video
Tp blur muka
Igtkn mat over

Ha ha baru teringat , tak silap dia masuk bank lepas tu jerit "angkat tangan semua taliban is here"..cam haremm punya orang.
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:07 AM | Show all posts
axl_bach replied at 8-4-2019 07:40 AM
Nasi Lan Kedah tu bkn Lan Pet Pet lah....nama ja Lan tp tokey org lain....cawangan Nasi Lan Peruda ...

harussss hari khamis ni p makan,nasik separuh,ikan bilis lebih
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:11 AM | Show all posts
Kak-Leen replied at 8-4-2019 08:50 AM
Kalau tengok dia, mcm sejuk je.. X tahu kenapa..

klu dia berlakon dlm senario jadi watak nakal2 pun iols rasa dia still ok.. tak mcm yg kaki pukul tu. rengsa btul tgk dia.

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Post time 8-4-2019 09:11 AM | Show all posts
caramello replied at 8-4-2019 07:22 AM
Aku x pnh suka dgq bunyi trompet dia tu..lgsg x menghiburkan..bungit telinga lg ade la!

last yr jumpa dia kat kdai makan,sempat lg i berdoa jgnla jgnla tiup trumpet kau tu hehe
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:13 AM | Show all posts
iouls selalu confused Lan pet pet dengan samshul ghau ghau...muka depa seakan sama..tapi Alhamdulillah Samshul Ghau Ghau lebih banyak berubah kearah kebaikan...
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:18 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Inilah terjadi sbb adab kat mana?
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:18 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Biadapnyer peel buli orang tua
Ingat jadi artis tu hebat sangat ker? Artis ajer pun.....belajar tak tinggi mana...sumbangan untuk masyarakat dan negara takder pun setara mana.....
Ko pun artis sendu ajer.....  level ko lebih useless dari pakcik guard tu   
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:22 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tak sangka lan pet pet. Dia mcm dah berhijrah juga kan. Sbb wife lan kakak si cheta tu islamic kot, acc ig asyik share pasal nasihat2 berunsur agama hehehe
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:25 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by 234126 at 8-4-2019 11:30 AM
cmf_jeangrey replied at 8-4-2019 06:40 AM
SElagi guard tu x sentuh dia, dia tak boleh sesuka hati katuk org...dah dikira assault...pakcik tu ...


Ni betul. Even katakan petpet tak salah pun bukan dia yg mula tapi in the end petpet tetap salah sebab dia yang naik tangan. So kalau ye marah sangat pun tendang je dinding or sepak batu or gigit lidah sendiri gigit bibir sendiri tahannn je sampai polis datang hehe
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:33 AM | Show all posts
tajuk tu TT kasi tukar la...hahaha berhembusan air milo ais iols minum kat mamaks tadi
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:35 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Garangnyer Lan Petpet...huhu sampai baling batu bata tu. Mujur pak guard sempat elak. Kalau tak sempat, kena dahi mau bocor dahi
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:39 AM | Show all posts
kadang yg terpamer di socmed tu bukan betul pun..mcm mana la lan ni dekat rumah ? baran juga ke
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Post time 8-4-2019 09:40 AM | Show all posts
aku geli geleman tgk plaster dekat jari dia tu
so kepam
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